LIVE through the ditches and
LAUGH through the witches and
LOVE in the back of my dragula
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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LIVE through the ditches and
LAUGH through the witches and
LOVE in the back of my dragula
I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.
Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.
Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.
And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.
listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it
20 years. I am not happy about this.
I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time
Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!
the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going
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I have been prepared for this moment for like 2 months
holy shit i am in tears
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.
Paywall removed here
i think i hauve Covid
I’m kind of exhausted by the prospect of the new Interview w the Vampire season. The emotions evoked by that show is like a combination of your favorite team winning the superbowl, your favorite team losing the superbowl, the best goddamn opera production this small town has ever seen, and a compilation from Jackass of various nut shots. It’s a lot to ask on a weekly basis.
First Assad said: "I'm gonna ambush hug Eric on the red carpet."
Then Eric said: "I'm gonna play-bite Assad on camera."
Then Assad said: "I'm gonna shamelessly flirt with Eric during the entire Reddit AMA."
Then Eric said: "I'm gonna post a selfie with Assad that looks like we're posting from the afterglow."
Your move, Assad. I'm actually scared for my blood pressure at this point.
THE CACKLE I CACKLED-
https://x.com/rkivedem_/status/2063395707671719973 someone take his phone away from him please
I hope I’m still horny on main at his age.
MY SHOW
Eric Bogosian as Daniel Molloy Interview with the Vampire — 3.01
ASSAD ZAMAN as ARMAND THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 1.01
i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa