[vendetta06]

LIVE through the ditches and

LAUGH through the witches and

LOVE in the back of my dragula

[shittysawtraps]

does jackass count as a saw trap

yes bc they’re hurting themselves so they can fully appreciate life

no bc it’s voluntary

nuance

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

[shittysawtraps]

your tape clicks on and all you hear is, “hi i’m johnny knoxville and welcome to the dick mouse challenge”

[visenyaism]

SHE/HER HARRENHAL WHO IS ALWAYS THIRSTY FOR BLOOD

[weirdwoodeyes]

male thot jobs in asoiaf include but are not limited to: kingsguard, member of the golden company, hand of the king, lord commander, warden of the west, smith, master of coin, steward, hedge knight, high septon, pyromancer, night’s watch recruiter, pirate, master of horse, squire, castellan, sellsword, headsman. lmk if i missed any

[gaypeople]

A trailer park. Nevada, Utah, the desert. Couple folding chairs. Plant some flower boxes... Could be nice.

[horrorofthebeast]

[the-prolefeed]

How old is this and why is it on my dash

[horrorofthebeast]

i made this in 2018

[the-prolefeed]

I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation

[fandiagnosis]

Louis & Lestat + inaudible dialogue

[visenyaism]

Where is blackfyre pretender on this list

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[ryebreadgf]

[devotioniii]

only news that matters

[deleteyas]

new frnk posted by jamia! :-)

[gezdrasz]

Sit stay beg or whatever

[jeyneofpoole]

nolan’s odyssey is such a textbook study on the idiocy and dangers of presentism. yes of course penelope is a modern day feminist who wants to rule ithaca by herself. they make telemachus say that GREECE IS THE GREATEST CIVILIZATION IN THE WORLD as if the entire point of the massing of achaeans at troy for one unified cause isn’t spectacular precisely because THERE IS NO CONCEPT OF A UNIFIED GREECE NATIONS DO NOT EXISTTTTTT YETTTTT. literally 101 on historical writing is making sure that you’re avoiding strict periodization because the people living in a “period” will not identify themselves that way. ever. five million cheeky nods to “the sea peoples” but we’re being cute and coy and calling them “the people from the sea.” the obsession with xenia but refusal to call it xenia yes let’s say “zeus’s law” a hundred times and reduce it to the literal expectation that any stranger could be a god in disguise. how was penelope just hanging out in the main hall of the palace with her husband’s dinner guests while they were playing with weapons with her HAIR COMPLETELY DOWN no veil no nothing just chilling casually. comical. stoppppp making movies that engage in historical viewpoints if you’re going to slather a modernized coat of paint over the top. “the past is a foreign country, they do things differently there.” or fucking whatever.

[brian-kinney-apologist]

a new family portrait just dropped but once again at what cost 😭😭

[kebii-tra]