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things i realized in therapy:

i am allowed to be angry with people when they hurt me, even if they are sensitive and cant cope well with being told they did something wrong. their sensitivity does not mean i have to bottle up my feelings & their lack of coping skills does not make me expressing my anger abusive.

shocking, i know. truly shocking.

ju-44

Just because you lost me as a friend doesn’t mean you gained me as an enemy, I’m bigger than that, I still want to see you eat, just not at my table.

cephalophor

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

nakedinasnowsuit

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?

careful-crow

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

adventuretfox

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

funkyness

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

bprinny

Cainceled

dearpercocet

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

dearpercocet

Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs

dearpercocet

Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns

sirmalican

congratulations you are now a homestuck troll

dearpercocet

This is the worst possible reply to this post have a horrible day

everythingfox

Big eyes

(via)

dog-teeth

its honestly so messed up that theres no emo emoji like there was on skype. feel like pure shit just want him back xx

equius

i was so moved by this post that i went and cleared up the emoji and made it viable for discord. please feel free to use it; we all miss him x

glumshoe

Theoretically I don’t object to the idea of Harley Quinn moving away from The Joker’s influence and having that reflected in her costume, but that’s… not what her character designers have done. They’ve dropped the clown theme for a design based on a skimpy cheerleading uniform in the same colors as her traditional costume. If Harley’s costume change is supposed to reflect a new idependence, it shouldn’t be based on her old costume at all and should be something new and cool to represent self-reinvention, not just “we didn’t think the clown theme was sexy enough to sell to a modern audience”.

HOWEVER. You know what would be fun? If Harley decided to out-clown the Joker and steal his theme from him. Commit to the act in a way he never could and actually take up classes on clowning and physical comedy. Become Dr. Harley Quinn, the DCU’s leading expert on being a clown. When people think “the clown from Gotham” they don’t think of The Joker at all. That would be sweet, sweet revenge that I would love to read.

brawltogethernow

“The clown from Gotham.” “Which one?” “The one who knows what she’s doing.”

“It’s that clown again.” “I thought he was in Metropolis this week?” “Clown as in clown, not clown as in embarrassment to humanity.” “Oh, the doctor.”

phoenixyfriend

Doctor Clown

brawltogethernow

(nodding) Doctor Clown.

carnation-damnation

arguablysomaya

batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.