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victoria // US

[zzzze]

Anthony Barboza NYC, 1970’s - Vintage silver print.

[weloveshortvideos]

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

im obsessed w this video

[bonehandledknife]

Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee

[m86-deactivated20171116]

queen of snatching wigs

[surprisebitch]

“go bleach your roots creep!” this read

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

salvador dali that wild son of a gun he loved Bendy clocks

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[stability]

sometimes life is just really great

[hanyeri]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Renee Davis, pregnant mother on Muckleshoot tribal land, was fatally shot by police

King County, Washington, sheriff’s deputies shot pregnant 23-year-old Renee Davis at her home on Muckleshoot tribal lands Friday.  According to the Tribune, Davis was living with depression and sent a text message to a friend to say she was not doing well. Her friend alerted police officers, who arrived shortly after 6:30 p.m.

[heyyyybrother]

[sarazoe]

Treat yo’self.

[wreck]

[smothermewithaffection]

So I got this ad on youtube...

It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom. 

the ad is seven hours long.

[smothermewithaffection]

UPDATE

i’m half an hour in

the guy’s come back a couple times. his mower broke down and he went to get more gas. he came back and started it up again, drove around a few more times making comments about it being fun and “you still watchin? weird.” After a bit he took out a ruler and started measuring the grass.

[smothermewithaffection]

He pulled out a book and a lawn chair and started reading, but he just left and said he’ll be back soon

[smothermewithaffection]

he brought out an umbrella but it fell over so he left and came back and tried to fix it but it completely broke so he stalked off, dragging the chair behind him. i’m loving this.

[smothermewithaffection]

HE BROUGHT OUT A HAND-HELD UMBRELLA

[smothermewithaffection]

he’s really getting into the book

[smothermewithaffection]

He put away the umbrella and book and stuff and now he’s measuring the grass again.

[smothermewithaffection]

HE’S GONNA PLAY CROQUET

[smothermewithaffection]

the sprinklers turned on…i’m two hours into this thing

[elodieunderglass]

more compelling than real tv tbh

[spite]

i love the infinite multiverse theory bc that means there’s a universe where ive pulled every single fire alarm ive ever seen

[notkatniss]

[sridevi]

The baby girl that was born just a few hours ago… her father wants to drown her in milk because he didn’t receive a male heir!

Rekha as Ramdulaari // Lajja (2001)

[samstagnaechte-deactivated20180]

:(

[queensmelanin]

[silk101]

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

He went home