Wile E. Walrus

18+ Just your average, everyday walrus, breaking his way into the world that is exotic dance 28, western US https://onlyfans.com/wilee_walrus

[wileewalrus]

I woke up like this

[stochastique-blog]

Dont do that

[wileewalrus]

I'll try my best, but no promises

[ousia-poetica]

Will the elusive pigeon fly away ?

Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao.

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

To the boys

It's our time. This is our Thotumn. Put on that crop, shorts, open shirt, or whatever and DOMINATE FOR YOU. Be the hot boy the world tries to act like you can't be.

Thin boys, chubby boys, sad boys, mad boys.

Tall boy fall! Small boy fall!

All. Of. Us

Where are you at?

[apple-juice-spaceboy]

are trans boys allowed to participate in thotumn?

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

Abso-goddamn-lutely

[lizardlicks]

Okay but it's like 40 f/4 c outside rn, can I just wear a tight sweater and leggings that make my ass look fly?

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

ABSO-GODDAMN-LUTELY

[wileewalrus]

Same shorts, different black tank 😜

#bootyshorts #workout #tinyshorts #arms

Also visible on onlyfans https://onlyfans.com/173983101/wilee_walrus

[wileewalrus]

https://onlyfans.com/172918822/pawpermint.pup

I'm part of this vid if anyone wants a lookie-loo 😁

My pup and I went camping

[wileewalrus]

Booty pics are really hard to take 🥲

Wth even is this angle, but dang, still, get some booty tho

[wileewalrus]

I was feeling kind of sexy so I took a pic. The light hit my body just right and there was a line down it and I was like 🤤

Plus my tits are starting to get big again since I starting actually working out again 😁

[wileewalrus]

I enjoy the way my ratty pajamas look really smooth when you can't see the holes. Felt good about myself, I guess, thought I'd share

[prokopetz]

Three Raccoons in a Trenchcoat

A game for 3–7 players

You are two feet tall and made of mischief.

Keep reading

[catgirlbulge]

Sometimes i like to think about pokemon cards illustrated by Yuka Morii

[catgirlbulge]

For those unaware: Yuka Morii is an artist that makes little models of pokemon and photographs them in nature! Her cards are amazing and i would die for all of them

[catgirlbulge]

Here's some more! She's been doing this for two decades!!!

[parakeet]

she was the legend behind the set of transformed ditto cards back in the day

[wileewalrus]

I woke up like this

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

[aysweezy]

[dzamie]

I am respectfully asking goyim to stop saying “well what about this innocent explanation?” when they ask me to explain an antisemitic dogwhistle.

Yes, that person COULD have been born in 1988.

Yes, that person COULD be saying that it was specifically corrupt “religious people” who crucified Jesus.

Yes, that person COULD be honestly confused about how dual citizenship works.

Yes, that person COULD think that (((these brackets))) are just another silly internet joke.

You aren’t the first to bring it up, and you won’t be the last. But “I can’t hear anything” doesn’t mean the dogwhistle isn’t making any sound. It just means you’re not a dog.

[dzamie]

Leftists can and should reblog this. You’re not immune. I’ll see someone brag about being able to spot terfs a mile off, then scroll down and see they reblogged a cat picture from from user oyveyzegoyimknow or something.

[sexynbabyarethesmartones]

For those who (like me) have never seen the triple parentheses:

[dzamie]

Ah, right, I should probably explain them:

H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so “88″ signals “heil hitler.” It’s not actually used as a proper abbreviation like people use FYI or ASAP, but it signals to other neonazis that they’re “in on the joke” (the joke is xenophobia). Think of it like how terfs sometimes choose usernames like “radical-womb-lesbian”

“Jesus was killed by religious people,” and it’s more obvious sibling, “Jews put Jesus on the cross,” stirs up antisemitic thoughts - Jews are bad because Jews killed Jesus. This is most common in evangelical Christians. It’s inaccurate and wouldn’t be good logic besides, but the important thing is to signal to your fellow Christian antisemites that you think “those Jewish fellows are Evil and Jealous of our Perfect Ideology.”

Israel offers citizenship to Jews. This is intended to be so that, if a country decides to restrict Jewish rights or revoke our citizenship, we have somewhere to go and be citizens. Antisemites see Jews have dual citizenship and think “ah, now I can claim that they’re acting in the interests of a foreign power!” This leads into “Jews with political power are traitorous Israeli agents who don’t have Real [nationality] Interests in mind!!”

(((These things))) signify that whatever’s in the parentheses is Jewish, or Jewish-controlled, and also that being Jewish or Jewish-controlled is bad. For example, if you see someone say “the (((RNC))) fucked up again,” you can tell that they believe that Jews are puppetting the Republican Party around, and that they’re antisemitic. I don’t know what they sound like to screen-readers, so I apologize if you just had to hear “left parentheses” more times than reasonable.

[dovewithscales]

Thank you for the detailed explanation. I knew some of them but not all of them. The thing about parenthesis was new to me. If you think of any other antisemitic dogwhistles people should know about, I’d love to know exactly what to look for.

[asingularcanadian]

Hey, this is my area of expertise. If anyone wants anymore sources on this on dogwhistles to look out for the Anti-Defamation League’s list of hate symbols. The Southern Poverty Law Center also does a fair amount of tracking this type of nonsense.

[wileewalrus]

Can I thirst trap my thighs? They're too powerful to pull these shorts up any further. I thought they were loose until I tried to take this

[wileewalrus]

Feeling pretty good about myself even though I'm sore as hell. Thought I'd take a thirsty photo

If anyone's listening suggest me some tags

[subtubitles]

[golemmanifesto]

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

[hotdiggitydammit-deactivated202]

thank you, history side of tumblr.

[nealdk-blog]

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

[temporalscallywag]

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

Thank you medical side of tumblr

[aquilacalvitium]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

[muraae]

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears