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I know it’s post pride, but consider
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harry potter? stomach gurgling and gassy headcanons? please:)
Harry Potter Burp & Fart Headcanons
In the HP fandom, I’m only interested writing Drarry ;)
Burping:
Harry Potter: Harry burps like a normal guy. Loud and brassy. Can compete with the best of his mates when they would have a few impromptu burping contests in their dorms at Hogwarts. But he’s also a good guy and tries not to burp in front of girls (even Hermione) out of politeness and does blush if a burp sneaks out of him while at the dinner hall or somewhere public. But ultimately, he thinks that burps are just a basic human function and he mostly just feels relieved when he does get a good burp out.
Draco Malfoy: Malfoys don’t burp. Malfoys are above the disgusting manners of average pigs that call themselves men out there. Well, that’s what he grew up being taught. Pre/present war times, Draco would do his best to hide his burps- by swallowing them or making sure to monitor his diet to prevent it from happening. So basically he didn’t burp before- just had mini weird ‘hiccups’ instead. After the Battle of Hogwarts and especially when he got together with Harry, he learned how to finally break away from the Malfoy name and to live freely. So now he burps. Actually, belches is more like it. Like he belches long and loud and can do many in one session. Give him a can of soda and he’d be letting out burps for the rest of the day and a bit the next morning too. Draco’s only comfortable doing it around Harry though since Harry is the only person that Draco can truly and fully be himself around. When Draco burps in front of Harry, he won’t excuse himself but sigh and thank Harry for the delicious meal. Because Draco has finally learned how relieving it is to finally let go and he definitely does do so.
Farting:
Harry Potter: Harry is a bit more shyer when it comes to farting but also knows its just a basic human function. He basically thinks, “Better out, than in.” His farts boom out all at once- doesn’t last long (except the smell which lingers in the air quite a bit) but anyone can hear them. Harry is sometimes also caught off guard when a gas bubble erupts from his bum without much of a warning. Draco always jumps whenever Harry accidentally lets one go all of a sudden while they cuddle together. Draco Malfoy: Malfoys also don’t fart. Again, it’s the same like burping- Pre/Present war times, Draco also hid his farts- but he would also take a few potions here and there (which was not healthy by the way) to make sure nothing comes out. After the war, Draco still isn’t very open to farting in front of others (even Harry) but doesn’t try to hide it as much as before (and he stopped taking those harmful potions as well). Draco’s farts differ based on what he eats. When he eats refined foods at high-end restaurants, he’ll let out poots and toots but they stink to high heaven. For home-made meals, he’ll give off loud and healthy sounding farts- and he always blames it on Ron during the Weasley dinners that he and Harry go to every other Sunday. And for takeout food, it’s a combination of SBD’s and horrible wet, bubbly farts that border on sharts or worse (but Draco still gives in to Harry’s puppy eyes whenever his man is in the mood for a good chicken tikka masala or that grudgingly delicious beans on toast breakfast special at that one place they like to go to in Muggle London).
When the stories come out I’m gonna be a whole new person 🙄
How the MHA guys would react to you farting
Deku
- He won't say anything if you don't react to it
- If your embarrassed he'll probably try and make a joke
- The first time you do it he will probably get flustered for you
Bakugou
- Farts so much he probably doesn't even notice when you do
- He's really chill about it, if you fart you just do
- He gets offended when you don't fart around him
- He complains a bit if the smell is strong, but not in a serious way
Todoroki
- Doesnt understand why your embarrassed
- Asks embarrassing questions like " Oh are you gsssy" or " Did you just fart" in public
Kirishima
- Definitely teases the hell out of you
- He encourages you to do it so your comfortable around him
- He starts to fart around you so you don't be scared to do it
- Lowkey has a fart fetish
MHA farting head cannons part 1
Deku
- Definitely gets shy when he has to fart
- Milk and dairy products make him gassy
- If he farts around you he usually tries to play it off
- His farts are usually short and quiet
- Sometimes he also has hissing farts
- They usually have a eggy smell
- He's prone to accidental farting
- If you fart he'll try really hard not to laugh but will probably fail
Todoroki
- Being the perfect guy he is he rarely gets gas
- He doesn't really get embarrassed by farts since their natural and everyone does it
- His farts are SBD
- He always owns up to them and says excuse me
- He'll fart pretty much anywhere if he has to
- Doesn't understand why people make such a huge fuss about it
- He doesn't trust his partner until they fart around him
Bakugou
- Tries to avoid doing it in public because he hates humiliation
- Definitely has low brassy farts
- He loves spicy food so he gets gas often
- They smell really strong , so everyone knows it's him
- When he farts on accident he acts like it was intentional
- Gets mad when you laugh at him and tries to make you fart so your even
- Will tease you HARD once he knows your into farts, but he'll still do it for you ;)
Iida
- Tries his best to never do it next to anyone
- If you ask him he never farts
- His farts are scent less but they're really loud
- He gets really bad nervous gas
- When he does it near you he apologizes profusely
- He blushes when the topic comes up
- If you fart around him he tries really hard to act like he didn't notice in order to not embarrass you
Ok, to make up for being MIA for a few years, I answered questions that I should have answered long ago, answered one of my many questions in my inbox and even wrote a story. I did this because even though I like reading about fictional characters belching the alphabet, farting loudly and wetly, and shitting up a storm…I still have my manners to at least reply to everyone here. 😆
Also, I just realized I have over 500 followers for this blog. WHAT THE HELL. You guys are all crazy, insane, nutcases. But I love you all. 💖 So thank you so much for sticking with me all this time and I’m really grateful for your support and to have that bit of relief knowing I’m not alone in having kinks that are a bit peculiar 😁
Not me geeking out
Imagine your fave is from a culture with odd marriage traditions, and they have decided to marry you. As the priest announces that it’s time for the two of you to kiss, you have to get on your knees and put your face up to your fave’s rear. The crowd cheers as they rip ass directly in your face, cementing you as their new spouse.
Who wants to get married 😮💨
This ship is so cute 🥺
Character A holding Character B’s head against their stomach, having them hear the gentle churning and gurgles of their body. A’s tummy tenses, pushing out a rancid fart, over time making B automatically aroused if they tense their stomach when they’re around them.
Send me your fantasies!
Fantasies, experiences, come share
Yes, I love sexual fantasies and have many of my own too!!!!
Let’s see what y’all are thinking 💭
Reblog if you want a boyfriend with a fart fetish!
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I keep forgetting to take my piss cup out of my room and I’m like “WHY DO I SMELL PISSSSSSS”
pfffftpfpfftppftpfft omg 😂
(but also, a piss cup you say? do elaborate 😳👀)
The way I have one of these
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
PLEASE reblog this.
I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it
i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.
idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000
reposting on my friends account
holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.
Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers!
Everyone should see this, it’s really important
I reblog every time
If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave
I fucking told you, auto
hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG
oh god oh god oh god
PLEASE REBLOG
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
WTF
Stay alert ladies!
be warned
REBLOG!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!
I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!
This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!
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STOP SCROLLING
PLEASE REBLOG
STOP SCROLLING
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HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!
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REBLOG!!
WTF is wrong with people man.
Fart and Burp Kink Q&A
Ask me three of those, if you like :) just write the numbers into the ask. Also, feel free to reblog and let your followers ask you!
1. When did you first realize you’re an eproctophile person?
2. Which farts do you prefer: “Silent but deadly” or loud blasts that almost don’t smell?
3. What do you like more about a fart or burp: sound or smell?
4. Do you ever fart in public intentionally?
5. Did you ever inflate yourself? If so, how?
6. Which food makes you gassy?
7. Which drink makes you burp the most?
8. Do you have a problem with farting in public restrooms?
9. Did you ever want so fart, but you ended up sharting in your pants?
10. Did you ever want to belch, but you got heartburn or even ended up vomiting?
11. Have you ever had a fart or burp contest with someone?
12. Have you ever put somebody into the “dutch oven”?
13. Do you have “morning gas” sometimes?
14. Do you stuff yourself in order to become gassy?
15. In which situations do you enjoy farting or belching the most? (for example: after stuffing, in the bathtub, in bed etc)
16. What’s the weirdest place you ever farted in?
17. Are you into scat as well?
18. Have you ever recorded your own farts and/or burps?
19. Do you think toilet humor is funny?
20. Do you have a favorite fart or burp scene from a movie or TV series? 21. Do you read fanfiction that involves farting / burping?
22. Do you draw art that’s related to your fetishes?
23. Do you rp?
24. Did you ever fart in an elevator? If so, were you alone or with other people?
25. Use three adjectives to describe your ideal fart or burp.
26. Have you ever confessed your fart / burp kink to anyone?
27. Fart on somebody or being farted on?
28. What do you think about the kinky tumblr community? Anything you want to say to your followers?
29. If a fairy offered you to change your fetishes – would you want to get rid of your fart or burp kink?
30. Bonus question – ask me anything!
pls ask away! :0
gross comics part two electric boogaloo
using friction to force gas out is…one way to do it, i suppose
I want thisssss
Tell me how I’m into farts but the second I fart infront of anyone I get super embarrassed. I farted infront of my crush/bsf a few years ago when I was a bit younger and I quite literally almost cried. I gurantee you they didn’t care at all and farted infront of my like 3 times a day 😅
bread.
audio: Sethical (Youtube)
ay that’s pretty gay