Web Wentz 🦇

he/him 25 DD;DNE | MDNI really gross and abnormal about pete wentz

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short intro ill fix this up at some point

uhh you can call me Web, he/him, it/its if youre cool like that, im 25

im a pw enthusiast if you couldnt tell by. my entire profile. im really really weird and not normal about him drool emoji

also big fan of patrick. and sometimes frankie too

im gross and weird like intense dddne paraphile type shit so if you dont fw that theres a big button labelled “BLOCK” it was made just for you 🖤🖤🖤

MDNI, if your profile doesnt have an age i dont really care, but if its specified that youre underage youre getting the bbb <- big block button

petekey is bs peterick is real

i might write but im kinda shit at it so im mostly just a lurker in this funny little weird corner of the fob fandom

yeah man idk what else people are supposed to put on here. hi hello this is me okay bye

Xxoo

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the face of a man who certainly intentionally gets really really sloppy drunk and hangs off his best friend hoping to get taken advantage of

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i know that he was joking in this clip but. hhhnnnnghh

he's so mean. he's so mean. everyone who says mean dom patrick stump isn't realistic. fuck you. he's so mean.

he gets mad at pete for touching the equipment without asking and usually that just means he gets kicked out of the studio for the day, but sometimes he's the only one left in the building so he basically has to keep pete with him or the janitor or security guards will just bring him back up. can't have a stray rockstar wandering down the halls because his boyfriend is sick of him. so he just uses whatever cords he has to tie pete down to a chair.

the first time he does it, it's a joke. they laugh about it and patrick leaves him there for, like, twenty minutes before pete gets bored and starts being annoying again. they giggle about it for weeks and patrick lightheartedly threatens to do it again.

the second time, it's because they were fucking fighting again and patrick doesn't have time to field a physical altercation in front of the several hundreds of thousands of dollars of equipment. pete doesn't laugh—too busy squirming and getting pissed off at him—but he does eventually relax. once patrick's left him there for long enough that he's realized he can't get out.

the third time is the charm, though. patrick's yelling at him, lecturing him about touching things when he doesn't even have fucking headphones on and criticizing every little fucking detail about the album. pete's all up in his business—in his face, really—and so he pushes pete down into the chair a couple feet away and grabs the nearest cord that's long enough—pete's, actually; labeled 'petey's thick quarter-inch'.

pete goes all pliant when patrick starts winding the cords around him and he looks up at him with a serene expression when he's done—slightly slack-jawed with slightly-cloudy, unfocused eyes—and patrick gets hard so quickly that he gets a headache. he hides it under the mixing board, but he can't really focus on the music anymore.

pete starts whining and squirming after, like, fifteen minutes and patrick turns around to find him hard and panting, trying to grind up into nothing. patrick kind of panics and unties him, but that obviously doesn't solve the issue of pete's hard-on.

he just ignores it, obviously, because he's not qualified to deal with that and fielding a sexuality crisis of his own isn't on his agenda for the day. pete seems disappointed, but he doesn't make any kind of move to do or say anything.

patrick has to find a new way to get pete to leave him alone.

(the next time he ties pete up with his own cord, it's definitely not in the interest of keeping him away.)

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hi im thinking about.. patrick having a really really intense liking for petes back dimples.. he likes to dig his thumbs into them when hes behind him, wether thats just standing behind him and touching on him or fucking him. he thinks theyre ssooo sexy.. is this anything..

I WAS JUST 🤤🤤🤤 TALKING ABOUT THIS EARLIER!!! 🤤🤤🤤 there's a criminally small number of images where you can see them 🥲

at first it's kind of a violence thing. like, he digs his thumbnails in until pete jerks away from his hands, spine contorting into that adorable little c to get away from him, usually with a shout of hey! or what the fuck?

he tells himself he just does it because it's funny. because it makes him twist up and squirm. it turns into a conditioned response. every time patrick walks behind him for any reason, his hand moves to his back to cover them up.

and then he and pete start fucking, and when patrick grabs his waist, his thumbs naturally find the little divots and dig in, sometimes enough to bruise. the first time he does it, pete makes this terribly desperate noise and buckles his hips forward into the bed.

holding on to them specifically doesn't actually do anything, but patrick always swears it gives him better leverage. it's a marked place where he can physically see where his hands have been, a place he knows is his.

he kisses them on his way down to pete's ass every time, runs his tongue along the center of the shallow indentation. he comes on them once or twice, watching how it pools up more.

when he holds him by the waist to get behind him or move him or hold him in place, his thumbs set into the two dents. pete starts to kind of expect it, doesn't stop him with a hand or anything.

pete always knows who it is behind him based on where the thumbs land. not that many people are grabbing him by the waist like that anyway.

they get a little less prominent as pete ages, but they never go away.

post-hiatus, pete feels patrick's thumbs in them again for the first time and almost starts sobbing. when patrick asks him what's wrong, he has to make up some stupid excuse that patrick doesn't believe which dissolves into pete spilling his guts about the back thing.

smfs pete's gotten so used to it that he gets phantom sensations when he misses him sometimes. he gets disappointed every time patrick passes behind him while he's shirtless and doesn't stick his thumbs in his dimples.

for patrick, it's just kind of a ritual. something he does entirely unconsciously. he doesn't even register it anymore unless he's directly staring.

when their couples' therapist asks each of them what their favorite thing the other does to or for them is, pete says when you touch my back and suddenly patrick's a billion times more aware of it.

to be fair, pete does the same thing with running his fingers through the top of patrick's hair when he doesn't have his hat on. they're both allowed to have little habits!

[elijahsfever]

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creepy pstump who has manners around everyone but pete. no one ever believes pete when he says patrick is a little weirdo because in public, he seems like the normal one.

pete can't even count on two hands the amount of times he's woken up in the middle of the night to patrick rubbing his dick up against pete's thigh or pushing into him while he's half-asleep. or how he begged to fuck pete while he was high out of his fucking mind or on his ambien, falling half-asleep while patrick came in him. he also says his favorite is when pete hasn't slept in a couple days because he can't fight back.

patrick projects 'sweet boy', but he's usually just pretending not to be a possessive freak. (pete is his property, obviously. just like he's pete's property. if pete gets to act like he doesn't get to have other hookups, pete doesn't get to fuck anyone else either.) his anger issues are in full swing, so he's not above starting a fight when a guy gets too close—even if the dude's definitely straight and definitely not trying anything—or calling a girl an ugly whore when she tries to get pete to go home with her. (pete doesn't get it, because they're not official or anything, but he knows if he doesn't let patrick think they're an exclusive thing, he doesn't get patrick at all.)

when patrick gets the inkling that pete wants to cheat on him—founded or unfounded—he goes extra hard, marks him up more than he should so no chick'll want to touch him. pete's into the pain and hasn't completely caught up to his reason for it, because patrick doesn't really have a set pattern for when he does it.

he and pete beat each other up all the time because patrick likes the feeling of overpowering him. he likes how it feels when pete struggles but he can't get away, and he doesn't have the guilt of feeling like he's hurting him because pete always gets off on it too.

pete is a commitmentphobe, but patrick makes him want to stay faithful, if just because their band is totally fucked if something happens. (he just doesn't want to admit that he's actually really in love with patrick. that seems like too much honesty for him, thank you very much.) he kinda slowly stops flirting with people and it happens so slowly that no one but patrick really notices. he fucks pete extra nice as a reward.

patrick likes to sneak into his room in the middle of the night to fuck him awake, with a hand cupped over his mouth so no one catches them. sometimes he doesn't even fuck him awake and just comes on the insides of his thighs so he can find it when he wakes up an know patrick violated him.

on the road, patrick humps his ass when the four of them are sharing one hotel room and pete hasn't fallen asleep yet, and then makes pete jerk himself off if he wants a chance to get off at all. whispers in his ear how fucking disgusting he is for jerking off in front of his friends like he hadn't just been grinding on him.

he's damn lucky he's dating pete wentz and not someone with normal boundaries who likes him a normal amount.

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new reverse age gap in the works. it's also. relevant to my last post. faithful to the five-year difference, seventeen-year-old pwentz wants twenty-two-year-old patrick's attention so bad. he wants to be loved so badly he'll do anything for him.

everyone else only likes him for his body, so he figures he knows just the thing to get patrick's attention. unfortunately for him, patrick's a marginally-better person than that. only marginally, though.

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pete wentz nipple piercings i will never stop thinking about u

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you ever think about the fact that their label was basically just trying to whore pete out for years and he was just like "yeah okay cool"? & like. to a certain extent he obviously played into it but like.

🤤. semi-young and still mostly impressionable pw wants to be famous so bad he'll pay for fame with his body. but not like prostitution and therefore it's fine. 🤤.

not quite to the level of sucking dick to get a record deal, but taking the risque pictures—the softcore porn to build up this image of him to the public. the actual porn when his dickpic gets leaked and having to bounce back by making jokes about it. turning into this hypersexual caricature from the pressure to keep up the image of himself.

the only person he's not constantly forced to show himself off for is patrick, but he does that willingly anyway. patrick kind of getting off on the 'you can see but not touch' aspect. everyone wants to get fucked by pete but no one gets to know what it's like to fuck him. that sort of thing.

pete's equated their success to how much of himself he's willing to show. he plays it off as just 'liking the attention' but really it makes him feel dirty and wrong—used. he can't say that, though because keeping up the act is the only thing that keeps their band selling records.

getting to the point where he feels personally responsible for the success or failure of a record based on how hot he could be. overworking or starving himself to keep up the physique everyone loves—trying to always fit into the perfect boyfriend, moody tortured poet image and the only one who ever seems to notice he's cracking is patrick.

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patrick stump probably

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re: Pete Wentz likes being tied up

here me out. that ridiculous van days thing where they pretended to kidnap Patrick for some reason except they fake kidnap Pete and since then he's been not so subtly trying to get Patrick to do that again, being annoying as usual. eventually Patrick figures it out, maybe

i don't think you're giving him enough credit. i think he figures it out right away. pwentz is largely unsubtle when it comes to something getting him off.

i'm like 99% sure that after they fake kidnapped patrick, pete made patrick tie him up and put tape over his mouth and fuck him in the back of the van. no ploy needed.

although patrick doesn't understand the appeal of it until he actually sees pete tied up on the van floor, squirming with tape over his mouth and his hands tied. not that he'd ever admit it because doesn't that make him, like, a serial killer or something? liking to pretend to

this is, obviously, before they figure out what cnc is and how it works, so it's basically just pete pretending to struggle at first and patrick being a little wary until pete actually manages to coax him into it.

and, in a way, it's cathartic. being able to hold pete down. seeing him so fucking helpless after pete spends the whole day pissing him off and shoving him around.

and pete fighting back only makes him pause in principle. He doesn't actually feel bad or wrong about it. he's just got that small voice in the back of his head that's warning him he may be taking shit too far.

but then he pulls at Pete's too-short hair with an almost desperate grip on the smallest amount of leverage he can find and Pete fucking moans. he lets his head be wrenched back and manages to only squirm with his shoulders and hips, which patrick takes as his cue to pin him down with a knee in his lower back.

stop fucking struggling. you know you're just making shit worse for yourself. he means it halfway genuinely, because the squirming is just going to mean more too-tight gripping on sensitive areas and elbows in places that hurt.

it's not hard to get his jeans down once he's moved his legs down to pin pete's thighs instead. pete rocks his hips down against patrick's hand when he goes to undo the zipper and moans, pitifully, as patrick pushes down the waistband just far enough to get at his ass.

you're not wearing underwear? slut, he scoffs.

even though he knew that beforehand and complained to pete for the twentieth time that he needs to start actually bringing enough underwear, because half the time he ends up stealing patrick's.

you were just hoping t'get fucked today, huh?

pete makes a noise like an argument, from behind the muffle of the tape. patrick shoves his face down against the floor of the van. he pushes in with half a packet of lube over his dick and shoves his face in the back of pete's neck to mouth at the damp skin.

there's movement outside the van—voices. it makes patrick freeze up for half a second before he remembers they're in a bar parking lot and it's probably some random drunk guys stumbling to their cab or their friend's car.

pete grinds back against him, which is what gives him the presence of mind to keep fucking him. and the continued

if you make a sound, i'll fucking kill you. he means it as his usual brand of 'don't embarrass me', but it makes pete squirm harder and he rocks down against the floor desperately.

he's not being all that quiet, but neither is patrick who's cursing against his neck and mumbling whatever dirtytalk comes to mind. he can already tell he's not going to last long. either of them, really. that's probably fine, though, because patrick isn't sure how well pete can breathe under the tape.

patrick comes, biting down on pete's neck to muffle his moan, and pete spasms under him. patrick reaches up to peel the tape off and pete pants open-mouthed and desperate for air.

i'd let you kidnap me again, he says between gasping breaths. maybe next time you can beat me a little first.

and patrick really can't tell if that's a joke or not.

[predoom]

PETEEEEEEEEEEEE

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fav 2019 patrick photo? aside from the obvious..

i LOVE this photo. god hes so gorgeous.

anything of him at the grammys. hhhhnnnnghh

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this is how most patrick stump anorexia fics read to me as a recovered anorexic

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i have a word to speak with you.. i was having a wonderful time enjoying and jerking off to your latest fic. why did we get no warning. why would they do that to me. why would you make it end like that i actually cant handle this ohm y g od.

it took me actually forever to get to reading it but holy hell it was SO good. though i am devastated and never forgiving you for that HEINOUS and ABRUPT ending, it was absolutely incredible just as all your other works… ..but keep an eye out.. watch your back across waxponds..

i mean this with all the peace and love in my heart. and this goes for literally every single person who was surprised by the ending. if u believed they were gonna actually pull through, you have FAR too much faith in peter wentz. 😭 i appreciate your optimism, though.

if you want the actual reason why i decided to end things between them (even though i personally feel like it's obvious. though i do have authorial bias in that.) it's this:

a) there was no way pete was going to just take being in a relationship to get rid of his internalized homophobia and misogyny. he inherently sees himself as 'the girl in the relationship' and therefore thinks being with patrick makes him 'worse' in some way, though not that he can put a name to. he doesn't THINK he's misogynistic.

b) patrick was not gonna put up with that shit forever. or even very long. pete never wanted to go public and the second people knew, it felt too real, and so he freaked. there was a decision of either privacy/what he saw as 'dignity' or patrick's happiness. he was always going to choose himself.

c) chris. everything to do with chris. pete's best friend was being a dick about him being gay, there was no way he was going to be comfortable with it. was chris acting like a douche out of jealousy? yeah. but pete's a fucking idiot who never sits down to question things because he thinks he knows everything right away 😭

i was actually really surprised by how many people were actually surprised that i had them break it off. to me, it was always going to end that way. i guess it's just interesting to see what other people take from my fics!!! crazy!!!

i know u also were surprised my my mention of a sequel. in my head there was always a sequel and everyone knew that. but yes there is a sequel! when? who knows! eventually probably. it's like one of the main things i'm working on rn so if that helps you hold out hope for a brighter tomorrow or whatever.

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in relation to the. all of this. the way i avoid burnout is basically just by only writing what i want to 😭 if i don't want to work on something, i usually won't. of course sometimes i shame myself into feeling like i HAVE to finish something by a set date, and those are the times i usually go 'aaack. i'm dying' and get the sudden urge to burn all my wips to the ground but i can usually curb that by reminding myself that i can do whatever i want forever and if i want to start a tenth wip because nothing else is calling to me, i can.

honestly it's a lot of external motivation. people being like 'ur doing great sweetie' convinces me that i'm not a hack and a fraud. this is a hobby, sure, but i'm also a creative writing student (who doesn't actually get all that much creative writing time outside of fanfic) so my imposter syndrome is like ten billion times worse.

but yeah. i get fics done really quickly because i write what i want and if i don't want to write something, i stop. like i started internalized homophobia au in april and didn't touch it from may 20th to june 16th because i wasn't into it for a bit.

editing is my least favorite part of the process. that shit sucks. but even that ends eventually

(also, the quickness of it: if he thinks about it for more than 5 seconds he'll lose his nerve because he actually does like patrick unfortunately.)

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i have a word to speak with you.. i was having a wonderful time enjoying and jerking off to your latest fic. why did we get no warning. why would they do that to me. why would you make it end like that i actually cant handle this ohm y g od.

it took me actually forever to get to reading it but holy hell it was SO good. though i am devastated and never forgiving you for that HEINOUS and ABRUPT ending, it was absolutely incredible just as all your other works… ..but keep an eye out.. watch your back across waxponds..

i mean this with all the peace and love in my heart. and this goes for literally every single person who was surprised by the ending. if u believed they were gonna actually pull through, you have FAR too much faith in peter wentz. 😭 i appreciate your optimism, though.

if you want the actual reason why i decided to end things between them (even though i personally feel like it's obvious. though i do have authorial bias in that.) it's this:

a) there was no way pete was going to just take being in a relationship to get rid of his internalized homophobia and misogyny. he inherently sees himself as 'the girl in the relationship' and therefore thinks being with patrick makes him 'worse' in some way, though not that he can put a name to. he doesn't THINK he's misogynistic.

b) patrick was not gonna put up with that shit forever. or even very long. pete never wanted to go public and the second people knew, it felt too real, and so he freaked. there was a decision of either privacy/what he saw as 'dignity' or patrick's happiness. he was always going to choose himself.

c) chris. everything to do with chris. pete's best friend was being a dick about him being gay, there was no way he was going to be comfortable with it. was chris acting like a douche out of jealousy? yeah. but pete's a fucking idiot who never sits down to question things because he thinks he knows everything right away 😭

i was actually really surprised by how many people were actually surprised that i had them break it off. to me, it was always going to end that way. i guess it's just interesting to see what other people take from my fics!!! crazy!!!

i know u also were surprised my my mention of a sequel. in my head there was always a sequel and everyone knew that. but yes there is a sequel! when? who knows! eventually probably. it's like one of the main things i'm working on rn so if that helps you hold out hope for a brighter tomorrow or whatever.