What? I'm a total upstanding citizen just like you!

Hiya! I'm a totally not suspicious individual! Just some guy who lives in this twisted city that is Ikebukuro.

[wackdoctor]

Welcome! My, what a surprise.

You know,

there's not much to do in between jobs and taking care of my love nest with my beloved. Celty has her fun on the net so I thought maybe I can have some fun too! It'll be interesting to answer some questions and best of all I can tell everyone how much I love Celty and all her good points and what she likes to do for me and--

Anyways,

I charge for medical knowledge and advice so those are no-goes. Can't encroach on my business, y'know?

There's already so much criminality and darkness on the net so we don't need to further that here. Actually there's a lot in real life and in my line of business...therefore I won't give those asks the time of day!

I'm open to asks about various relationships regarding my person. Especially Celty! I love talking about Celty ♡

I don't mind asks that are of a sexual nature, but well--Celty might stop me from answering really bad ones!

I want to have lots of fun here! Let's all have a twisted time.

[inkpressedpetals]

[tanakou54]

Hello!! Would you perchance be somewhat of a coffee drinker? I like tea just fine, but right now I'm all out of coffee at home and I couldn't find my usual brand at the usual grocery I convenient. Would you have any reccomendations of a coffee brand in your store? I like a nice dark roast. I would prefer already ground coffee or even instant coffee would be okay!

Welcome in! Thanks for stopping by! I should say, I'm not a coffee connoisseur by any means, but I drink it every day!! (I just had an improv afogato using generic brand instant coffee and a scoop of ice cream...) I've been told I drink like a gaijin, so if you like sweet and convenient coffee for the start of your day, I'm your guy.

If you're asking for my recommendation, I'm biased towards instant coffee, particularly Kopiko's instant sachet coffee! It's just so convenient! 200mls of boiling water and one sachet, and it's ready to go. I think you'd like the 3-in-1 version! It's strong AND sweet!

There's a combo pack with different flavors if you live with someone who prefers it sweet or light.

As for ground coffee? Well, I don't recommend Folgers (ethically or otherwise)... Cafe Bustelo's pretty good, but it's a little pricey as an import! Good stuff, though! I think you'd like it.

# Not Sponsored, by the way! Gotta put that out there for legal reasons, hahaha!

[wackdoctor]

Thank you so much for your reccomendations!

Hm, usually I'm not much for a lot of sugar in my coffee...but I'm sure it'll be fine as long as it's strong coffee! It is breaching off into spring and starting it off with a little bit more sweetness than usual sounds just about right.

Speaking of spring, I'm excited to see all the sakura blossoms bloom beautifully before falling into the wind. Isn't it funny that even a city like Ikebukuro has parks full of sakura trees? All for the viewing pleasure of people, I'm sure. I sure hope Shizuo-kun and Orihara-kun dont show up in any of the parks this year or else there might not be any sakura to view this year.

Ah sorry, I rambled on a little bit there! I'll take both your reccomendations. Again, thank you so much!! I'm excited to get home and try one of them right away.

[ariaiscursed]

[wackdoctor]

Hmm...

My usual grocery ran out of my favorite coffee brand. I was running a little late and couldn't really peruse the selection very well. I don't want to go out of my way to go back so maybe I'll stop by the convenience store that's nearby.

Hopefully they have something good.

[inkpressedpetals]

[wackdoctor]

[If you sent some asks and they haven't been answered yet, do not worry. I see them. I'm working on them. It might take me a minute. Sometimes I answer asks that are a little bit relating to musings that I have for Shinra or certain events like Holidays or birthdays. Anyways. Thank you to anyone who still takes a peek at my shinra musings and writing.]

[wackdoctor]

It's been raining a lot lately.

You know what they say about April showers?

🎶April showers bring May flowers🎶

Did you know that this saying is not only an indication for the growth of spring? It's also meant to bring optimism to get through the tough times. If we look at the rain as the tough times of our lives, eventually when the rain ends it helps nurture plants and flowers that will bloom in the sunny weather to come! So if you're struggling and going through a bad time right now, keep telling yourself that there are good times to come. No matter how small, you have to celebrate the good things that get through to you after the rain. Don't let those flowers of hope and happiness die out. And if you forget or it gets to be too much, just remember that plants lie dormant in the Winter and colder seasons and can come back thriving in the spring! It might take a while, but it will eventually get warmer and everything will bloom again.

[wackdoctor]

Happy birthday Shinra.

- @kanra-answers

Oh my, my!

How very nice of you, Orihara-kun! I was not expecting for you to send me such a whimsical wish for the day that I was born. Maybe there is some warmth in your cold jaded heart. Maybe next year you can make me a card! I look forward to it, haha!!

Thanks, Orihara-kun :) It's nice to hear the sentiments from a friend.

[achannn4221]

shinra's pov

[wackdoctor]

I am alive! The fact that anyone outside my family being concerned about this fact is quite surprising. Haha.

And what a day to be alive, huh? I have many plans for today. And you know what the best part is? I get to spend it all with Celty! She's going to be hanging out all day with me. We're going to do all her favorite things and some of my favorite things! She's going to cook me a lovely lunch and then we're going to tackle a couple of co-op video games. Then we're going to watch some dramas and tv shows that she's been really into. I know it all sounds like things that we usually always do, but as long as I am with Celty then anything is fun and amazing. What better things to do then things that we always loved doing? Maybe I can even whisk her into a dance when night falls and the mood is alllll romantic.

Anyways, I hope you all will have a fantastic day today as well. Even if it's not going to be better than the time that I will be having, you can still enjoy the day!

[inkpressedpetals]

[wackdoctor]

I hope everyone enjoyed the holiday. Who wouldn't want to be wrapped up in love?

To be able to spend time with your beloved is the best experience in the world. Having them by your side and knowing that they wouldn't be anywhere else but there. You're sharing your space and your existence with someone else. Someone that you chose and they chose you. In that moment, and many more, nothing in the world matters besides the two of you.

I just can't get enough of it.

Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed the day to the fullest as much as I did with my beautiful Celty.

[kanra-answers]

Shinra, you really do say the most embarrassingly earnest things without a hint of shame, don’t you?

[wackdoctor]

What's there to feel ashamed about? It's love! No one should feel ashamed to tell the whole world about your partner and your love! What better day than Valentine's day? While I believe every single day should be expressed with love, Valentine's is the day that people have a much higher tolerance to listen to excess remarks and recounts of your relationship. No one can tell you it's wrong to talk about your loved one. It's quite literally the day that's focused on love and to exchange stories of your relationship! With such a big notion of the day, you'll even find people asking you about your love! Isn't that wonderul?!

Of course, I'm saying this with the mindset of my love shared with Celty.

[wackdoctor]

I hope everyone enjoyed the holiday. Who wouldn't want to be wrapped up in love?

To be able to spend time with your beloved is the best experience in the world. Having them by your side and knowing that they wouldn't be anywhere else but there. You're sharing your space and your existence with someone else. Someone that you chose and they chose you. In that moment, and many more, nothing in the world matters besides the two of you.

I just can't get enough of it.

Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed the day to the fullest as much as I did with my beautiful Celty.

[wackdoctor]

Any plans for Valentine’s Day?

Sorry!

The day was busier than I anticipated. Both me and Celty had a couple of jobs that we took on for the day. Truly the city never sleeps. Especially for the wicked!

Personally, I would rather have had the whole day blocked off so that I could spend time with Celty. It's too bad I'm nothing if not reliable and I think Celty feels the same about her own job as a courier. So when the jobs pop up, we couldn't exactly turn them down. The little retaliation that we do have is that we usually charge about 3x as much for the jobs that come our way on Valentine's day! This does help deter those that are not desperate for our services.

After all the annoying jobs were done, Celty and I found our way home where I was surprised by the groceries in her hands. I wasn't expecting a home cooked meal for the night! Apparently she found a recipe rotating through the net that's been a hit and she wanted to try making it.

She's so cute! The fact that she had been thinking to try out this recipe for me is so lovely. On a special day like today! We ate her delicious carefully prepared meal. We then settled down to watch TV since it's her favorite thing to do together.

Then when the evening turned dark, and the energy was nice and low, Celty gave me some Valentine's chocolate that she herself made in secret! She apparently had her cooking club come over and they had a chocolate making session. It was very clever of her because, I believe, that had been the day she was insistent that I hang out with Shizuo-kun. Well done, Celty!

Anyways, I also exchanged her a new pair of slippers since her current ones were getting a little worn. I also rented a couple of documentaries and movies that she had been interested in so that we can take our time in watching them.

It was a beautiful night filled with love and care for each other. A perfect night. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

[filmnoirsbian]

[dykes4jamescorden-deactivated20]

[ID: White text on a black background that reads as, "Beloved Mutuals. [Candy emoji, heart emoji]. I will be valentining telepathically for the next 30 minutes. So if you think of candy & glitter, hearts & little cards. That was me." Certain words are coloured in pink instead of white. /end ID].

[wackdoctor]

Orihara definitely missed you 🤣

What makes you say that?

Did he say something? Has he been acting a little strange?

Maybe it bothers him that he doesn't know what I've been up to. I haven't been active in the server either so it really makes it seem like I've vanished into thin air.

Either way, he has my number and I'm a message away if he really truly wondered what I've been up to. That, or it's not uncommon that he shows up randomly at my apartment sometimes.

Maybe I'll contact him soon so that he's not losing his mind, I supoose.