Hare-brained Tales

My name is Jackie. And this is a blog about a variety of things. What kind of things you may wonder? A lot of things really. I like things. Have some free cake: ( ・∀・)っ旦 "The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart." -Helen Keller

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[cglmrfreeman]

omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;

[zzazu]

This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion

[lifecrystals]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT

[drtanner]

I will never not reblog this happy baby.

[cursedcatimages]

submitted by @herrbismuth

[darkishasian]

E-E-E-E-Eisai… harmasukoi!!

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[pancakeke]

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

[bleutempete]

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

[pensivelyplayfulme]

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

[pancakeke]

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

[augustsun]

GI JOEEEEEE

[etrosgate]

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)

[theultravioletcatastrophe]

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

[kingknife-deactivated20200302]

FUCK

[pure]

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

[stripesandteeth]

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

[drawyourocslikethis]

What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

[tamhonksss]

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

[weaponizedhorse]

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

[moriahari]

The ancient times

[masqueraccoon]

Llamas with Hats

[stokerbramwell]

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[gender-evil-rose]

*slow clapping at the dad*

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

I always reblog this.

[reidiantdawn]

Emblem Crossing: Echowls?

Wanted to do a SoV x Animal Crossing pic~ So far, this is only Alm’s gang + Celica + a random Fernand, because there’s so many characters. Even if it’s small for an FE game. Part 2 will come sometime soon… maybe… （；=ω=）

[melonmemes]

[crmel]

LMFAO

[foofighting-deactivated20180627]

arby’s we gotta have a talk (x)

[yiffpunk]

okay so they tweeted about jojo, but they tweeted about fucking part seven arby’s is woke as hell

[volukai]

today we eat arby

[henstomper]

today we eat arby

[helltitty]

today we eat arby

[nickerino]

today we eat arby

[videofunnyhorse]

today we eat arby

[rainbowgazes-archive]

today we eat arby

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

today we eat arby

[111111111111111tropius-deactiva]

today we eat arby

[moonlightsdreaming]

[shelgon]

[lonxron]

おぉ！！

[babyanimalgifs]

[yourgaydarisonpoint]

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVES THE WORLD

[princess-peachie]

i am a mature and respectable gamer

[ms-mandy-m]

[babyanimalgifs]

[bi-jpg]

the hype of neko atsume fell in january and everyone stopped playing it then. that’s why 2016 has sucked. we have failed the cats, so they failed us