Waffledildo

L'eggo my eggo if you're picking up what I'm putting down 😏

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure 

[thiccgrayson]

since people seem to think the timing is off in the new OP, i think i know what song it was originally set to…

[acosmiccomedian]

At least 3 times I uttered aloud: “/Are you fucking kidding me?/”

[goawfma]

whos mans

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

Omfg

[sauvamente]

Matthew 26:41 😧

[victorious]

Me as a preacher

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

[mesopelagic]

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

excuse me

[theonlyleftydesk]

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

[orangetree18]

Also if temperatures fluctuate too intensely and rapidly, it fucks up their digestive track and since they can’t throw up they basically just die instead

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[the-goood-kush-deactivated20181]

Yep

[fondwitch]

Okay listen I never get pulled into these type of posts but this one I HAD TO.

[featherywingss]

My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[fishoutofclouds]

Yo real talk he was fire as hell.

[racefaker]

Bisexual icon

[sailorzeo]

What the gifs don’t convey is the soundtrack: the opening to Guns N Roses “Welcome to the Jungle.” Perf.

[operahousebookworm]

This movie was so fucking underrated. I blame the marketing. They tried to sell it as a face-off between Will Ferrell’s character and Brad Pitt’s, all because they didn’t want to spoil the twist: that Metro Man dies 10 minutes in. But it’s not that much of a twist, because the entire story is about what happens if the villain actually wins, and what makes a villain in the first place. I think it also got buried by Despicable Me, which came out at the same time, but this is infinitely superior.

Seriously, if you’ve never seen Megamind, go watch it right now. 

[lavenderek]

the soundtrack? excellent. the voice acting? superb. the humor? diamonds. and the “true” villain? this movie has a pretty rad message to it.

it was absolutely buried by dispicable me, which had minions. the minions are marketable to a fault. all you have to do to sell something is slap a minion on it. megamind didn’t have an equivalent and it didn’t have steve carrell doing an annoying accent either.

they were presented as two versions of the same story archetype, but the reality is that dispicable me is a story about families and adoption, while megamind is a story about agency and identity. when marketed side by side as two attempts at a villain-is-actually-a-good-guy story, megamind looks like it fails to measure up; but they are actually two very different movies.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[mxnrique]

[tarynel]

What the fuck is this

[n0kiv]

I watched this without sound and just… Yeah… No

[woodmeat]

[bazoookles]

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

The Black Shuck is a type of Hellhound from England. It is known to live in English Graveyards. When it leaves a area, the ground it was standing on was scorching hot, meaning it destroys the ground it stands on. According to English legend it says if you see it three times you will meet an untimely demise.

[realest-asami-requiem]

Just realized humans don’t have eyeshine, so what is in that video might not be human, but a new cryptid.

The Buck Naked Sprinter

[felineparanormal]

just to elaborate on the above comment because I learned about this in Bio 102 today and immediately thought of this post: yep, if that eye shine is real, then this dude is definitely not human. 

While the human eye does sort of give off a glare when you hit it with light at night time, that glare is always red because it is reflecting off of the blood vessels in the back of the eye. while in animals with night vision like cats, the light reflects off of the tapetum lucidum in the back of the eye which is the part of the eye that gives them far better night vision. 

i for one, am excited to see more encounters of the Angry Naked Night Sprinter 

[its-spooky-bitch]

This is so unsettling

[awwdorables]

[stickynutjuice]

englands be like are you “”””””””””””””””””””schewpid””””””””””””””””””””

[gomjabbar]

[tastefullyoffensive]