Procrastination

Writer, artist, and a disorganized mess.

[wtfmulder]

oh to be a child in joanne’s fabrics stealing a plastic grape from the fake plant section.. .

[cloudfreed]

types of xmas songs

Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool

The Big Red Man Is Coming

There’s snow outside. that’s good!

I’m alone on xmas and sad

Santa Claus is very sexy

Christmas trees. love em

You know what? it’s Christmas time

[nothereanymoreababandonedaccoun]

You better watch out

You better wATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[instagatoralligator]

““I think that’s one of the many worst things you can do to someone,” she says eventually, “To make someone fall and to do it so unconsciously, with no absolute intention to catch them.””

— L.W. // Forgotten Words #69 // You made me fall but you ran off (via somepiecesofmyheartandsoul)

[luisonte]

[wiselwisel]

[thathighguy]

Too high for this. Let’s watch it again

[ahhthelegend]

I done watched this six times

[southernsideofme]

[probablyacerpgideas]

when the bard’s playing even moves the ranger’s animal companion

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

Found the Fey….

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

this is my weed dealer

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Missangest

[thaibrator]

ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

me while my best friend gives birth

[pussysestra]

great opportunity to sing born this way

[vitrinanime]

[slothblog]

I love scenes where ppl are playing poker and they show someone’s cards and the music gets intense cause I have no idea how the fuck the game works like is this good or bad we just don’t know

[weather-peen]

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

[mpregalecki]

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

[mxlfoydraco]

a concept: Harry Potter with his mother’s hair and father’s eyes instead of vice versa. Harry with fiery dark red hair and soft hazel eyes please and thank you

[tashaneva]

i imagine this is how harry and draco’s first meeting would have gone then haha

[musicalluna]

can you imagine how much more confused arthur would have been in that scene where he first meets harry 😂

[mimosaeyes]

his eyes would probably sweep right over harry at the breakfast table, and then he would freeze and have to do a mental tally of his children

[shoggoth88]

I can see Fred and George really going with it too… “Come on Dad, don’t you remember Harry?” “Next you’ll tell us you don’t remember Craig” “Or Ethel” “Or Annie“ “Or Ryan”

[aliee80]

I really want this to be a thing

[zoeneetopaz]

Okay but like…every professor at Hogwarts would have to do the exact same mental math as Arthur, and then realize that he’s Harry freakin’ Potter, and redo their math AGAIN.

[dravni]

Arthur sits down at the table. As he picks up a piece of toast, his eyes sweep the table, ready to greet his family.

“Good morning childr-”.

He stops when he spots a young boy with fiery red hair and fringe. The child is also wearing old clothes that once belonged to Charlie and round glasses on his face. Arthur sees his family looking at each other at the confusion this brings him. Molly speaks up.

“Harry, would you care for more eggs”?

“Yes, please. Thank you”.

Arthur breathes a sigh of relief. No child of his would be so polite. He didn’t forget anyone…this time.

[hijerking]

me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today

me at 2am: haha pranked

[everythingfox]

Watch the whole thing 💀

[zootopepo]

He hustled you…

He hustled you GOOD

😂😂😂😂😂

[odd-the-motoring-fox]

Omg🤣

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[seatrench]

the

bastardmoray

[dirtyrobotfricker]

LIFEHACK TO GET ARTISTS TO DRAW FOR YOU

Find their commissions page and give them money

[iopele]

this hack really works, it’s real, I’ve done it

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

[thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie]