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prophet | he | 19 | bring me what you wish to be rid of and i'll buy you a breakfast and tell you what the gods haven't. the need to tell you has haunted me since before we met. you meet the strangest people here, you know?

[wafflehouseoracle]

the oracle will return tomorrow, it seems that someone moved the waffle house to another dimension for a bit and i've only just gotten back

[tiredtalons]

Universal cryptid things

Deer with just too many eyes

The thing running outside the car window

The thing living under a child’s bed

Something eons old, with sunken eyes and sharp teeth

Whatever lives in the supermarket freezer aisles

The tapping on the 5th floor window

Birds that seem to watch you a bit too long

Something too tall to be fathomable to humans

The flickering streetlight that never repairs

[wafflehouseoracle]

hello oracle, i have a question thats been bugging me for quite a time. why am i the way i am? what made me like this? i offer a few homemade cookies and a some rotten corn seeds that were meant to be offered to someone else but i forgot about them and they started to rot - 🧸

you are like this because these are the bits and pieces that happened to be in the same place when the universe made you. there is no conspiracy against you, you are not singled out. the universe is random and you were not made to be "bad" or "faulty" or anything such as that, you were just made of what parts were around.

[orangeblossomtrinkets]

Happy Holidays Dears!!

For @sevenelevenprophet : a basket filled with gingerbread and Cursed items that'd id think you'd like to have in your care. (there is also a card from an old friend of mine who visited the Store a long time ago)

For @zarkypoo : a book full of pressed flowers, stamped fungi and moss samples, as well as a little bundle of ginger bread mice.

For The Curator and Fortune at @theforesteyemuseum : a rusting harp that plays notes that can replace memories and a triple chocolate fudge cake.

For @unknowableprophet : a star in a jar, a piece of the night sky, and some pumpkin pie.

For @wafflehouseoracle : a flowy blue table cloth with clouds printed on it. The shade of blue and position if clouds correlates with the weather and time of day, as well as a small apple pie.

For @synflowers : a jar filled with miniature flowers and clouds, sometimes it rains, sometimes it's sunny. you can watch everything grow. as well as some strawberry jam tarts.

For @forgottenwarehouse : a bright, patched quilt i made myself. it smells like happiness and when you're near it it provides whatever temperature you desire and helps anyone sleep. i threw in some pumpkin bread as well, along with a rusting stop watch that will only point to 1:23 and 4:44

For @the-7-11-shop-assistant : a large jar of paper hearts. each one has a reason to smile written on it. as well as a buncle of freshly baked bread that smells like glow stick juice but tastes subtly of starlight.

For @toyshoporacle : a tin full of colorful buttons that will never fall off once they're sewn onto something, as well as a bag of chocolate chip cookies.

For @crow-of-ohio : a large bag of peanuts that will never run out, as well as a bag of poppy seed biscuits, enchanted with memories of adventure.

For @wildfire-field : a scrapbook filled with pictures of stormy skies, it smells like rain and sometimes thunder booms from the pages, as well as a loaf of lavender bread.

Happy holidays all of you! Thank you to this year, and as we creep up on another, i hope our little cursed family only grows!

[wafflehouseoracle]

I appreciate it greatly!

[witchescollection]

So, you wanna get started with divination? (Masterlist)

Well, I am hardly an expert, but I can point you in the direction of others who are!

Introduction

Divination Intro

Tarot Cards

How to Get Started in Tarot

How to Read Tarot Cards When You Don’t Know Shit

Tips for Interpreting Tarot Cards

Reverse Tarot Cards

Yes/No Tarot Tips

Moon Phase Tarot Spread

How to Cleanse your Cards

Cartomancy

Cartomancy ABC Guide

Cartomancy: The Suits

How to Cleanse your Cards

Tasseography

Tasseography Guide

Lithomancy

Preparing a Lithomancy Set

Scrying

Scrying [Witchcraft 101]

Scrying Tips

Runeology

A Guide to Greek Alphabet Divination (Runes)

An Introduction to Norse Runeology

Elder Futhark Rune Correspondences

Blooding Runes

Candle Work

Reading a Candle

Reading a Candle (Yes/No Questions)

Misc.

Lesser known forms of Divination

Seashell Divination

Seashell Divination II

[wafflehouseoracle]

Hello um if I had a Bad Feeling about saying something out loud would that be a sign to not say it? In return I offer some cornbread and a nail from my grandfather’s coffin. -7-11 Prophet

I think it depends on the bad feeling, and I'm not sure how to describe the difference. There are many things that will cause an uproar but need to be said still. I offer to you that now is a time of purging, of cleaning out, and going in to the new year with regrets and your fingers clasped around something old is always terrible

[wildlifer-deactivated20220928]

southern appalachian evenings.... frogs, fireflies and heat lightning

[magdalenafemme]

““the life of the body is a nightmare””

— -portrait of fryderyk in shifting light by richard siken

[heartshop]

Margaret Atwood, from Power Politics

[beesdoingthesplits-deactivated2]

today i finally understood something

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

god congratulations i wish i understood anything

[wafflehouseoracle]

coffee stains on nimble fingers and a receipt that only reads "FOR THE EYES." has it been raining all morning? it has never been raining. you buzz like the lights above you, ignoring what stares from outside the window.

[cryptidsandchaos]

i’m the walmart cryptid i sit in the boxes with the giant stuffed animals and nap on a throne of toilet paper

[artvmvs]

This old man dressed in vintage-style clothes stopped me on the street and pointed at a folded paper in his hand that said "Who controls the world?" With a weird smile on his face. Like any sane person interacting with a cryptid, I smiled, nodded and continued walking.

[odysseyeight]

Today feels like a good day to wander into a forest for 30 years only to come back with antlers, a thousand yard stare and the ability to speak to the earth.

[hcrvestmoon]

pictures of a recently abandoned theatre, taken through the windows in a local mall. who knows what it looks like inside.

[ taken 11/30/2019 ]

[censzie]

I just want to be alone, mysterious and vaguely humanoid.

[sevenelevenprophet]

i come bringing you the breakdown i'm having over losing my wallet and the teddy bear with no arms or legs I made recently in exchange for slim jims and a prophecy -waffle house oracle

Oh shit that’s not great for you but thank you I will take your offering. There is always a slim jim and a prophecy for someone who asks, especially for a friend. Here’s your prophecy:

The grass grows around you. It is hungry. And you are willing to feed it. Bring things to it. Not yourself of course. Use your knowledge to grow the field. The grass will remember. It follows you. Do not forget the grass. Think of your future. Think of what grows.