That's one dandy lion

Damn that's edgy

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[mizworldofrandom]

[shittyelfwriter]

The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[nyokoko]

Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.

[ithelpstodream]

it’s okay to take a break

[nonbinarypastels]

[Image Description: A tweet by @lrsphm that reads “this AM my therapist reminded me that it’s okay to go offline because we aren’t made to process human suffering on this scale and now i pass it on to you”]

[pochowek]

WHOM'ST

Y’AIN’T’D’VE

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

THOU’M’STN’T’VE

[stelleamezzogiorno]

Bunnies love flowers 🌼

[popipoyan-deactivated20240919]

where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable 

[official-boyfriend]

im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times

[societyfucksusup]

I just want to crawl in bed with someone I care about and have my heart feel at home again and watch movies and talk about random stuff for hours

[elidaddyy]

x

[smalltomatokid-blog]

if anyone asks me what my sense of humour is i’m just gonna show them this

[daijoubougie]

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

I hope whoever made this has an awful day

[xxerlflynn]

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

[jillyaintfromphilly]

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

[inspect-hergadget]

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

[trustno---1]

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

[mothensidhe-deactivated20151028]

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

[ruthlessdilettante]

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

[awenyddogamulosx-blog]

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

[airdramon]

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

[wafflehousetheory]

crop circles

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[roughwaterwriting]

[rebelsong]

That is indeed vaguely threatening encouragement from a small octopus.

[johnfkennedyofficial]

reblog to save/threaten a life

[rhubabby]

everyone arguin about pineapple on pizza but where’s the chocolate milk in applesauce discourse???

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

the whom

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰ boneless watermelon

[wizardjpeg]

there’s a word for people who can’t levitate, and that word, is bitches

[arcadetheatre]

H E ’ S H E R E !