Multi-Colored Socks

26/Cis Lesbian/She/Her

[cokalee]

Sherlock and her Watson

[sporadora]

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[yukinnn]

Taking a walk in the spring garden

[impzura]

Nobody else is doing it like her.

[ezramire]

“...So I dropped to my knees here, right … I scooped dirt into my mouth … ate until I vomited. I gathered up the bloody earth … I realised you were too much for me. This is the problem, the incorporation, this is the hardest part … It’s the human instinct, to take. When you burn your thumb, you stick it in your mouth, right? And there was still too much of me that was just a human being”

- John 1:20, Nona the Ninth

Comic I had the opportunity to do for @thelockedtombcfp and @theriverbeyond! Thank you <3

[miquellakind]

can you all stop being reborn as a lotus i’m getting lonely here

[gayrandalgraves]

find a man who cherishes you enough to cut off the dick of the man who has scorned you in order to use it to tenderly make love to you after proposing with a peach ring so that you do not have to die a virgin and can instead live on forever with him while he regularly brings flowers to your gravesite and tends to your undead body's electrocution wounds as he reads percy bysshe shelley's poetry to you. do NOT settle for less.

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

[elektrashocktherapy]

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

[wispon]

where is "at this rate sonic will become president" when you need it

[aeroring]

[hyphose]

Juri Arisugawa - Utena, la fillette révolutionnaire

[neutral-towards-mindmaps]

can't stop thinking about tamsyn muir's choice to present her deep, morally and politically complex science fantasy world with a central web of magic, secrets and lies reaching back ten thousand years through the eyes of three characters who:

1. tune out and start thinking about hot women whenever the magic system or worldbuilding are being explained

2. experience hallucinations on a daily basis, have brain damage and are being deceived and misled by their peers, authority figures, themselves and God

3. don't know who they are, have spent their entire life in one place and are, on all levels but physical, six months old

[franticbindings]

Decided to finally visit my school's mental health clinic about my depression and they prescribed me a cathartic sword duel against this girl with pink hair. I asked if I'd need insurance to help pay for the sword and they said not to worry about it.

[fluentisonus]

☞ THUS

[kaijuno]

[kienava]

[piosplayhouse]

LIKE to kiss him, REBLOG to cuddle him, IGNORE to step on him

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[lizardsfromspace]

Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"

The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat

And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously

[pissyeti]