Evan's World

Just me and my life. Pansexual. He/Him.

[imitationgod]

my giurlfriend grabs my Thang with one of those dinosaur grabbers so hard it draws blood and i let out a single, violent, angelic note that summons a flock of doves to our windowsill

[imitationgod]

i dont remember why i made this post.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[catchymemes]

[goon]

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

[animentality]

Twitter ads work cuz there are a lot of boomers on Twitter and they'll buy Oreos or capitol one or whatever.

They don't work here cuz no one here likes corporations plus the ads we have aren't so much selling us things as trying to confuse and entrap us in the strange fae realm where they reside.

Examples:

What am I being sold?

Nothing.

Except perhaps a world so different from my own that to simply gaze upon it would inspire an unalterable and incomprehensible metamorphosis of my brain, and I could never return home with it intact.

[lilstinky]

lesbian slasher call that a butcher

[huffylemon]

[poetryinstreets]

live footage from the bad place

[toastbutteregg]

[tweets-i-have-saved-on-my-phone]

[everythingfox]

Two birds enjoying the ride

(via)

[memewhore]

[random-jot]

If Stranger Things was british

[tothechaos]

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

If Trump goes to prison during pride month I will literally never stop laughing like to charge reblog to cast give me all of your evil thoughts and prayers for this freak to get his first ever consequence.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[lionfloss]

Mount Rainier National Park