covered in syrup

hi im sarah im 20 and im just a little waffle in a big world

[lesbiansgoal]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[catasters]

[yteicosanievilew]

they should just put random people’s faces on money

[yteicosanievilew]

like when you get your picture taken at  the DMV there’s a chance you’re the 5 dollar bill now

[roxylalonde]

shes fat

[reslake]

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked

[thatsboris]

boris has brought you a pool noodle

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Idk who Dream is but I, eager to upstage him, should do a cock and balls reveal

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

[sailorbrazil]

Hes charging <3

[important-animal-images]

[catasters]

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Middle aged dad in a recliner

[memorycycle]

not my itsy bitsy ass climbing up the water spout again

[memorycycle]

target audience

[dreamterlude]

if i was harry from the british royal family i would just tweet "the queen died? thats too bad mines still alive though xoxo" with a picture of meghan markle and then turn my phone off

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[keposhka]

thank god I can finally experience what it was like to be a cabinet member when the Reynolds Pamphlet was published