golden @softgoldenlight - Tumblr Blog

hi, it's golden.

I am also softgoldenlight on ao3 and bsky

dms are open here, but you can also message me at goldenpages on discord and golden.74 on signal.

this is my main on my second account oops

this blog is multifandom + proship/antiharassment/anticensorship + 18+/nsfw

I am open to roleplaying! I’ll reply/add to this post with a rp profile/ad/thing soon, but you can message me before then.

#golden.txt #golden.fic #golden.ask #golden.tag

sndwave

the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??

segamascott

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

ravangie

Please enjoy this celebratory compilation of some of my favourite pieces with Princess Charming that I've done over the past two years:

Look at her. Existing. Breaking hearts left and right. What a woman 💖

More of my Shrek fanart here✨

subjectnamemissing

The virtuous block button <3

mollybeenoel

wildnfreefangirl

feathers-67

"but they hate eachother" "this ship makes no sense" "that would never be canon" "they're only friends" "but one of them is already dating someone" "they'd be toxic together" don't caaaare I'm consuming media of them being insane about each other and falling in love in situations you couldn't fathom

soemotional

and to think im never going to see the lesbian avengers assembled in this line up again

#samira mohan #cassie mckay #mel king #trinity santos #the pitt

puppydogwhitaker

al-hashimi’s storyline ending with her crying on the roof of the parking garage is so good.

it shows that the job is just fucking impossible. it’s not a robby specific issue. robby isn’t the only one having a breakdown on a roof after managing the shift. he’s not ill-suited to the position, the position is not tenable for anyone!

al-hashimi had a stellar day in regards to what she could control. she used her unique skills to intubate that young kid when everyone sort of froze, she got the prisoner better care, she connected with the staff after she was met with resistance initially.

but she started having breakthrough seizures. this setting, and being in a leadership position in it, does something to your brain. it takes away your progress. it makes you cry on roofs.

jack, robby, and baran all have the same breakdown at the end of the day. that is the only rational reaction to being the main decision maker in that department. the collapse is not a robby or a jack issue, it is inherent to the responsibility.

#the pitt #baran al hashimi

what-even-is-thiss

Girl help I’m in a soulmate au and this stupid red string of fate is telling the fucker my exact location

trashcan-trashfan

whitaker only accepted house sitting for robby bc he thought santos didn't want him around!!!! but she does!!!! and now he knows that!!!! and he would rather be her roommate than live in robbys assumedly dope bachelor pad!!!! they love each other they are the siblings of all time omgggg

#the pitt

sandersstudies

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

sandersstudies

Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.

sandersstudies

Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you don’t like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.

sandersstudies

And some of my mutuals happen to be entomologists. Which is also cool.