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THE BRACKET BEGiNS!!

I'll start posting the polls soon. Stay tuned!

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THE NEXT LiNEUP!

i'll queue the polls later tonight :D

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i want you to remind yourselves that you are the reason these songs are going against each other

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LET THE SEMi-SEMi-FiNALS BEGiN

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soon.

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TOMORROW:

Suburbia Overture vs. Against the Kitchen Floor

Who will win???

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THE WiNNER:

Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally

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LETS GO SUBURBIA RAAAAAAAA 🦅🔥🔥

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also here are some predictions i made early on that ended up being fairly accurate

on May 8th:

on May 31st (i was really on the ball with this one):

+ Suburbia propaganda:

on a more real note ty @wafflewillwood for doing these everyday even with everything else going on 🙏 these polls have legit become a part of my daily routine and something i look forward to everyday and I’m sad to see em go.

cheers to everyone involved and remember- it’s only culture!

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i had a dream that my parents went to a will wood show without me. and it cost five dollars to get an opal (yes, the actual rock), which was basically a ticket. and i couldn't go at first because my mom didn't pay for me. so i asked her to give me five dollars so i could have an opal and she agreed. also the show was ten hours long

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character-kai

I just saw a vanity plate that said “wilwood” the car was black and covered in yellow flower stickers

Guys all of ww’s music slaps calm tf down

how did i not see this in my inbox until just now

good morning. also happy late bday william woodiam

#will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #tomodachi life

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Guys I have a new favorite pass-time and it’s playing Will Wood on my ukulele.

you’re probably sitting there like “yeah, he plays a baritone ukulele!” No, no. I don’t mean playing the songs that go with ukulele.

I mean playing Thermodynamic Lawyer on my tiny little high pitched ukulele. Or playing fucking BlackBoxWarrior on my ukulele. You hear the therapist monologue and it’s just me sitting there with my ukulele mumbling it in my room, stopping ever line or so to remember how a chord looks. Please, just imagine it it’s so funny.

“I hold myself in contempt!!!” Followed by my stupid cheap ukulele and five minutes of me figuring out a chord. It’s genuinely so funny if you have a ukulele please try it. Wanna know what makes it worse/better? Some songs genuinely sound good. Second Sight Seer? Didn’t even sound bad when I was playing it. I’m sorry it’s not even funny but it is to me.

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i used to go busking and i'd make a quick buck off of wbtta

i had a dream that my parents went to a will wood show without me. and it cost five dollars to get an opal (yes, the actual rock), which was basically a ticket. and i couldn't go at first because my mom didn't pay for me. so i asked her to give me five dollars so i could have an opal and she agreed. also the show was ten hours long

#will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw

my parents after i say "that reminds me of a will wood song lyric" for the seventh time today:

#will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw

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Not to be mean but every time someone comments shit like “Why did I laugh at this 😂✌️😜 EDIT: Omg Ty for all the likes! EDIT: Mom im famous! EDIT: Omg yall stop blowing up my phone” a baby with autism gets strapped to a ceiling fan

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okay everyone laughs at "he cums radiation" but like. the motif of the nuclear family? the masturbatory, self-congratulating sort of masculinity encouraged in the traditional "head of the household" (innuendo intended) without care or responsibility towards the damage that such a system may cause to the patriarch's descendants and partner? the fact that radioactivity lasts for ages, in a subtle comparison to that family trauma? like... it is a funny lyric but there's something there!!

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one of my favorite things about looking at any pictures of the tapeworms is how completely normal matt berger looks. like, will is will, mike bottiglieri is the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen, mario conte is a tatted up benevolent forest imp, vater boris is mysterious and vaguely ominous, and matt is just. there. straight faced, in a t-shirt. the platonic ideal of A Guy.

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