That Sketch Corner

A digital sketchbook for your personal browsing needs.

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Some portraits of the gods for my current dnd campaign

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Finally get to play my Warforged Druid - a literal tree come to life by Druids

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Time to post the obligatory Xmas picture or Punk Krampus will have it out for me

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Meet Crik-Crok: Barbarian Lizardfolk who ate the hand of a sorcerer by the name of Captain James and now has something timeless about him. Currently looking for his Lost Boys in an upcoming campaign.

Bonus points to anyone who can guess the influence for this character.

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Since Hades 2 released time to post the dumb thing I made during beta testing

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Enjoy a little guy

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Idk what I’ve submitted to Tumblr, but enjoy some masterful ro- I mean bard performances by Glint the Magnificent!

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: What's the most polite way to phrase "you fucked up big time and need to fix this now or else" in a professional email?

Percy: "Hello, I hope this email finds you before I do"

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Just a chef artificer and George, her Foreman (grill)

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Witches can come in all shapes and… shapes.

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If the bodies are gone, can you truly catch a Shapeshifter?

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Oops alive again, have a bat

[maxknightley]

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

[maxknightley]

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

[the-memedaddy]

[reversewerewolf]

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

[dwarvesandrobots]

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

[reversewerewolf]

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

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Added bonus: shushing objects when you knock them out of place or they’re mildly inconvenient to you and telling them that everything’s okay and to “get back to your home”

[mindful-minds]

[procyonids]

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Me @ all my mutuals

[dbzebra]

I try to help by saying something similar which apparently is bad but I swear I don’t try to make it about me