@Tropics

5'2|21|Bi|"I'm trying my best!" I love Tropical Thing's. The Smell of coffee and lavender is also my thing.|her| is fine by me.

[pikaole]

Dorito crab and birthday party

[adrygoblnn]

[mothrabbit]

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[dimespin]

“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

[darkcynda]

[oliviawhen]

I drew this reusable cup pup to tell you about how much I like my own favorite cup.

[filmgifs]

The Princess and the Frog (2009) + Food

[yonkou]

[vodka-con-amor-deactivated20221]

[puroespanol]

Where do you see yourself at the age of 30?

dead

[fyeahjdrama-deactivated20230903]

Rilakkuma and Kaoru (2019)

[goffz-deactivated20191218]

I will kill you for making him cry

[30-minute-memes]

Yay for the Brain

[haleybutterfliez]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby

• #16 is missing but to find out more tips, follow her on twitter; be sure to thank her! 😁

[imdemetrialynn]

Bless you

[everythingfox]

Unmute now (🔊)

[phantasmagorighoul]

cities breakin down on a camel’s back

they just have to go cause they don’t know

[wayneradiotv]

VR takes minecraft to unhealthy levels of nerve wracking

[mymodernmet]

Illustrator Lili Chin’s adorable series Dogs of the World illustrates 192 breeds of dogs grouped according to geographical origin.

[ivyarchive]

More:

[doingitforthevine-deactivated20]

tbh i never wanted this post to end

[thefuuuucomics]

Dogs of the world

[segweg]

Amazing