[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

[rosalitadiazz-deactivated202003]

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

I love getting money as a gift bro it beats everything else

[ezraomii]

Crowley: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Aziraphale: Alright, what's 30x17?

Crowley: 47

Aziraphale: That's not even close.

Crowley: But it was fast.

[liivolt]

entrapta…good….

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kultklassic]

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

me when i’m with a group of people i haven’t come out to & they start making homophobic jokes

[dollymyfolly-deactivated2026032]

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

[slugmania]

this text from my father is funnier than anything I’ve ever said

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[psantanico-deactivated20210108]

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

[rosewater1997]

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

[mantimecomic]

[thathighclassbitch]

IT JUST HIT ME THAT THIS IS ABOUT BEING TRANS

I REBLOGGED IT THINKING IT WAS A MEME ABOUT BEING SHIRTLESS IN VIDEO GAMES

[thyrell]

I just thought it was bout a dude who loved bein shirtless so much he bribed the government to look the other way

[wellfuckthishellsiteiguess-deac]

I mean in a way you’re right.

[mitchfynde2]

me @ my teeth when i eat something too cold

[mjalti]

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

[conciouscosmicdust]

[wrook]

ACTUALLY, Ratatouille was the man, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s MONSTER—

[jodiefoster]

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn