Fuck Yeah

whatever

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[eddyneedssleep]

I find it so funny that people are shocked and freaking out that Mark knows about the bloodymary ship as if he wasn't saying shit like this on this very site back in 2015

[atelier-tamamoland]

[arasaka-android]

"Fuck" is a Human Emotion

So I was tallying the amount of times different characters in Detroit: Become Human say "fuck" (for a gifset concept) (as one does)... and I thought you guys might appreciate seeing the final tally...

First, a word on my methodology:

I only counted characters who (a) have a name and (b) have at least more than one line. Every instance is counted separately so long as it is triggered by a different option. (I.e., if two different options that a player could click both trigger dialogue that includes the same line with the fuck word in it, they are counted separately.) Obviously ambient dialogue or dialogue that happens regardless of a button press is counted. I used this text transcription as my resource. I didn't include cut content.

Now... without further ado... the final tally...

Hank: 81 Todd: 38 Gavin: 16 Allen: 5 North: 5 Zlatko: 4 Leo: 4 Fowler: 3 Perkins: 3 Adam: 1 Connor: 1

[thirium]

Kara | Detroit: Become Human

[clopinasworld]

"I always accomplish my mission"

[iconuk01]

"The Source"

by Luo Li Rong

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[iconuk01]

Yes, this is Luo Yi Rong, who absolutely is the same sculptor from that astonishingly inept self-own by an idiot.

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[depsidase]

[displeasedwolf]

this is the vibe i bring to the party actually

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[hotgirlcastiel]

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[fairyable]

if you see me reblogging posts In a strange order hang on i

[fairyable]

if you see me reblogging posts in a strange order on your dash board don't fuck hang on a secon

[fairyable]

just give me a minute

[fairyable]

if you see me

[fairyable]

if you see me doing shit mind your business

[retroactivebakeries]