death is a concept invented by the jedi

I don’t even know how to spell it

[remitro]

second star to the right (straight on till you die)

[horrorlesbians]

how many movies have you see in theaters so far this year?

none

1

2-5

6-10

11-15

15-20

20-25

30+

Remaining time: 8 hours 44 minutes

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[wizardarchetypes]

okay facts to get out of the way:

i dont really care that much about project hail mary. i watched it and thought it was fun. nothing more to say about it.

obviously i actually think you should ship characters together however you want. i'm not against fun. do whatever.

that all said. why am i seeing so much shipping of ryan gosling and dudes from other media and no shipping of ryan gosling and the puppet. you are all afraid to make him fuck the rock. cowards.

[wizardarchetypes]

optimistic reports of rock-fucking are coming in from my sources in the replies.

[evilscheme]

currently addicted to r/TVTooHigh

[seabassapologist]

[adamsmasher]

[genderbinaryisforlosers]

really fond of the idea that the adjustments murderbot made to its appearance for this mission made it look more a member of mensah's family

ID below the cut (copied from alt)

ID: Digital art of Mensah, Amena, and ART helping Murderbot bleach its hair. Amena is stood behind Murderbot's chair, applying bleach into foils with a brush and smiling. An arrow pointing to her says, "called in as hair expert." Murderbot has its eyes closed behind the foils and an arrow pointing to it says, "all sensory input (except drones) off, watching Sanctuary Moon." Overhead a representation of ART watches the process with an arrow pointing to it saying, "supervising." Standing to the side, Mensah is reading the back of a box of bleach over her glasses, frowning. An arrow pointing to her says, "invited to help to distract from panic attack."

Digital art of Murderbot holding Sofi aboard a busy public transport vehicle. Its hair is bleached to the same lighter brown as Sofi and Mensah, and has a curly texture. It is wearing a red patterned shawl knitted in the same style as Sofi's rainbow sweater. Sofi is loosely holding on to Murderbot's neck and looking around nervously, while Murderbot easily holds her in one arm, looking in the other direction. In the background, a digital display can be seen reading, "Next stop:" but is then cut off. /end ID

[friend-unit]

this is adorable and it occurs to me that if they don't have a better method than foil and bleach in whatever Year 3000 Murderbot Diaries takes place in I will rage until the dying of the light

there has to be some sort of machine where you scroll through a catalog, pop your head in, and it will change your hair color and texture in 30 seconds

but for the purposes of Maximum Murderbot Discomfort I will allow it

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[clopiya]

it's been a little bit of a weird autumn hasn't it...

[tikiss]

Gouache painting I made for school, a nocturnal in colour class! And since I'm all free will, Mae Borowski helped me through it.

[soup-mother]

Between 1979 and 1998 there were 53 deaths from snakes, according to data obtained from the Australian Bureau of Statistics. With your help we can bring these numbers up!

[soup-mother]

#Forge historical snakebite reports

[soup-mother]

[runasulienadanika]

another objectively hilarious thing from gtn was that Harrow and Gideon were freaking out that someome will realise that Gideon isn't a real cavalier, that she has to use the rapier perfectly and not even think about her sword, that she has to be 100% obedient and loyal to Harrow and blah blah blah.

meanwhile Camilla also used the rapier only for show, Naberius and the twins were inches away from calling eachother stupid cunts and Protesilaus was literally a zombie

[serpents-fr]

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

[marlynnofmany]

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[pseudomantis]

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[min0uze]

Xenk tries his best to answer Ed’s question 😌🪱💕

[bulkhummus]

it takes grace 9 minutes to fully realize