i've been rewriting your story

26. Bi. Gryffindor. This is my garbage dump.

[le4therfac3]

Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

[un-knownauthor]

[throwbackblr]

[queerasbuck]

guilty pleasure this guilty pleasure that, I don't feel guilty abt pleasure, I'm not catholic

[hallelujahweddings]

[tlotrgifs]

#me in the backseat when my mom drives by mcdonalds

[evanactually]

My lovelies

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[waitingtocall]

I’m BACK bitches let the shit posting commence

[ashstfu]

as an empath, my heart really aches when you guys are losers

[janeplease]

My lipgloss is poggers my lipgloss is cool all the boys be simpin i peg them after school

[badjokesbyjeff]

I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”

I said, “No. Is that still required?”

[andalwaysburning]

Oh my God.

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

[ogaferoga]

It’s super effective!

Bonus:

[pan-positivity]

[Video description: a man holding a small chocolate box is wearing a orange plaid shirt, he is mostly bald but has a beard and small amount of hair on his head. The man also has tattoos on his arms.

Man: you know, momma always said having kids was like a box of chocolates

You never know what your gonna get

(the man opens the box and pulls out a small note with the word pansexual written on it)

Man: thats a good one!

(pulls out note with bisexual written on it)

Man: i like that one too!

(pulls out another note with asexual on it)

Man: thats a good one!

(pulls out card with gender fluid on it)

Man: yes!

(pulls out card with non binary on it)

Man: oh, yes!

(pulls out card with trans gender on it)

Man: definitely!!

(pulls out card with straight on it)

Man: thats a good one

(pulls out card with gay on it)

Man: i like that one!

(pulls out card with lesbian on it)

Man: and i like this one too!

There isn't anything in this box that i dont like!

The video ends and is credited to princess dad @/ourdadnow on tik tok

End description]

[sisyphusshrugged]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[lolt64]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aaays-and-bees]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[critter-of-habit]

me making a new tumblr post:

[critter-of-habit]

me looking at my friend’s new tumblr posts: