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Second Child, Restless Child || To Sacrifice is to Make Holy || She/her || lesbo || fan page for my girlfriend & phm

[waitzia]

𓆣 Intro Post 𓆣

hey, welcome to my side of the internet. i just blog about the things i like :3

aussie | biology nerd | bug enjoyer | trolling teh forums since 2005 |

I’m from Australia, currently studying a bachelor of science, majoring in conservation biology and geology.

I draw? Idk i draw in frantic waves that come whenever i have a tone of uni work due. So don’t expect art often.

Art tag - #waitziart

mentally and physically disabled. Dyslexia and fibromyalgia :P

asks always open, I don’t bite (most the time)

DNI list -

pro capitalist

pro contract philes

90% of rad queers

[astrophallus]

PHM + PRIDE aroace

[unicafavorita]

I feel so protective over Ryland Grace.

I spent so much of my life fearing failure that I forgot to believe in my own success. I think that's why I hold him so close to my heart. For years, I've been convinced that every compliment felt misplaced. Every bit of faith people had in me felt like a risk they shouldn't have taken.

But Ryland spent so much of his story believing he wasn't enough. He kept looking at himself through the lens of what he lacked, while everyone else could already see what he was capable of.

Maybe that's why his story means so much to me. Sometimes the hardest thing isn't succeeding but it's believing that you can.

Ryland Grace, you are far too dear to my heart.

[vetchtibbles]

I’ve got a tiny doug eiffel hanging on my wall now

[lotldraws]

hey don't worry? completely unrelated giant dump of heartwarming PHM doodles ok??

once again these are all from like the same two canvas files in procreate judging from the same color background. also straight up had a dream where grace and rocky figured out how to make gnocchi out of taumoeba hence the making gnocchi over a bunsen burner

[paper-wounds]

[noordzee]

Dancing to the Golden Record at 78 rpm, with apologies to Bill Watterson.

Attempting to figure out how to draw Rocky by just kinda scribbling with a brush pen. I had to switch pens midway through the dance sequence, though, so the line quality varies wildly, haha.

Also: the original sketch, which I liked the energy of too much to ink over:

[emhidesart]

In honor of pride month and the iron lung movie being available to stream now, here’s some yurified Bloody Mary

[kokica1]

Mark knowing? Fine. It's his job to work and be online. I feel like I'm a bug and my rock was lifted off me but fine.

Now Ryan.

If Ryan, the chronically offline 45 year old girl dad of two, does anything to show acknowledgement of us, I'm going to fucking send myself into orbit with how loudly I'll shriek.

[whimsy-on-the-moon]

tagged by @vampiric-decay it wouldn’t let me rb for some reasonnn

Mario Kart Main: Rosalina everytimeee (she may have been my gay awakening in the motorcycle suit tbh)

Gas station order: blackberry iced tea and a pep n cheddie (theyre usually gross but road trips make them taste good idk)

Animal you were obsessed with when you were 8: foxes since I was wee

Lightsaber colour: I would want Ashoka’s white double wielding ones they’re soooo cool

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: obviouslyyyy vampires there’s no competition I fear

tagging @little-doggy-boy-kisserstraight @zombies-sold-cheap @renee-minkowskis-therapist @angelgarters uhhh whoever else I tag I forget

[renee-minkowskis-therapist]

Thanks for the tag!

Don't play Mario Kart, but:

Gas station order: Pickle-flavored potato chips, Life Saver gummies, and a bottle of water.

Animal you were obsessed with when you were 8: Bunnies, and I still kind of am.

Lightsaber color: My only exposure to Star Wars came when my now ex-best friend made me watch the original trilogy, and my dad's attempts to get me to watch the rest have mostly failed, so I do not know the extent of the lightsaber colors. The green ones are pretty.

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: While I'm not a big supernatural creatures guy, from a literary standpoint I really fuck with werewolves.

Tagging @aro-geo-turtle, @manesetgalaxies, @lyss-overcomplicates-everything, and anyone else who wants to join in!

[manesetgalaxies]

Mario Kart Main: splatoon boy purple!!!

Gas station order: fanta or a Dr Pepper and watermelon sour patches. or pretzels <333 #mypretzels

Animal you were obsessed with when you were 8: the humble okapi babeyyyyyy !!!!!

Lightsaber colour: green!! :3 i have thought long and hard about it

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: vampires!! for no reason at all!! :D

tagging: @idiot-in-the-walls @iicor @weirdo-with-a-potato and anyone else who wants to join!!

[iicor]

mario kart main - yoshi or waluigi (gemder)

gas station order - iced tea and corn nuts - and haribo gummy bears or peach rings

animal i was obsessed with when i was 8 - snow leopards and chinese river dolphins

lightsaber - yellow!

vampires, werewolves, or dragons - vampires. i'm bisexual, what more do you want from me /silly

@wiltingtu1ips @aussiebeth @autopilotangel @depressionanddrama @vickysnowpawz @sunshine-snake @coppperrrcoinnnn @aries0nmars @maedaeeee @mars2moons @moon-storm @kitab00m101 + open tags!

[moon-storm]

Oooh funnnn

Mario kart main- link or pink gold peach

Gas station order (we don’t call them this lol)- sausage roll, a bag of pretzels, a punnet of blueberries or strawberries, CAPRI SUN, and a bag of some sweet or smth

Animal I was obsessed with when I was eight: snow leopard or border collie

Lightsaber- purpol

Vampires, werewolf or dragons- dragons all the way, in less its werewolf’s from that one book

@mars2moons @fandom-portal @faenar @landofw0nder @ghostie-blu

[fandom-portal]

Mario kart main: Rosalina

Gas station order: ??? Dr pepper ig? (We dont have one close to home and I'm never really allowed to but sweets/snacks when we drive past one)

Animal I was obsessed with at 8 years old: Wolves

Lightsaber: Red

Vampires, werewolves of Dragons: Dragons 100% (unless werewolf covers other were creatures like werecats in which case it is a difficult choice)

@saint-eebydeeby @court-jester-on-the-throne @spindlezero @landofw0nder @fussbudget-fopdoodle-fribbler +open tags

[birdbrain-on-tumbler]

Mario Kart Main: I don't play

Gas station order: Vanilla coffee and chips

Animal you were obsessed with when you were 8: same here wolves and horses

Lightsaber colour: orange??

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: dragons!

Tags

@merthaevelynk @doingautismsohardfortangi @hartogtm

@shadow-ember16 @smallishmaddox. @mxshrimp @crazyqueerqueen @leaf-onyx @rusty-spooooooooon

[smallishmaddox]

Mario Kart Main: i also don’t play 🥲

Gas station order: i don’t have one 😃

Animal you were obsessed with when you were 8: octopusesesses (what even is the plural for octopus bro )

Lightsaber colour: purple >:)

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: mmm vampires cause i am one :p (fun fact i actually have fangs)

open tags!

[desertherm1t]

Mario kart main: botw link

Gas station order: (sometimes cream) dr pepper & altoids (mints)

Animal you were obsessed with when you were 8: real- cat fictional- dragon

Lightsaber color: hmmmmmm, ourple

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: Dragons. Fight me.

@the-canary-wives, @ghghghostt, + open tags :D

[ghghghostt]

thank you for the tag!!

Mario Kart Main: dry bones!! though my second choice is inkling girl

Gas station order: depending on what the gas station has either strawberry lemonade or this like strawberry kiwi water thing and gardettos or chex mix

Animal you were obsessed with when you were 8: wolvessss

Lightsaber colour: purpleee

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: dragons but obligatory vampires mention <333

tags!!: @s-e-v-e-n-p-m @cassandra41924 @shrimpy5545 @argostly @yourlocalavian @puppethatexists + open tags!!

[cassandra41924]

ty for tagging <33

doesn't play mario kart :<

gas station order: shitty iced green tea (/aff) and nerds gummy clusters

animal you were obsessed with when you were 8: horses. i was a horse girl

lightsaber color: admittedly ive never seen star wars but i want a red one for dramatic effect.

vampires, werewolves, or dragons: vampires thats not even a question for me

tags! @wiltingtu1ips @curiosity-flame @justalilolfrog @auth0r-unknown @evxrbee @corvus-corvidae + open tags! <3

[corvus-corvidae]

tysm for the tag!!

Mario Kart Main: rosalina!! Haven’t played in a WHILE tho

Gas station order: diet lime pepsi and either sour gummies or spicy chips dunno them in english

Animal you were obsessed with when you were 8: foxes!

Lightsaber colour: orange :) i dont know what it means but its somewhere morally grey and it exists so. Orange :D

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: VAMPIRES ALL THE WAY

Tags: @the-bard-is-bored @iwasonceabookworm @iri1ss @ringwraith1261 @magentanna + open tagsss

[iri1ss]

Mario Kart Main: daisy now, though as a kid i always used to main rosalina and shy guy (i consider myself pretty good at mk, i beat my entire class in a tournament during y6 TWICE so woohoo)

Gas station order: a slurpee containing pretty much every flavour on offer and a spicy tuna onigiri

Animal you were obsessed with when you were 8: i cant remember </3

Lightsaber colour: ive never seen starwars before but the red one seems cooll

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: vampires!

@the-bard-is-bored @magentanna @ringwraith1261 + open tagss

[the-bard-is-bored]

I’ve been tagged in this post 5 times already because of The Group™️ and you’re the special person who I reblog it from

Mario kart main: Rosalina!!

Gas station order: a monster, ramen noodles, and an original flavor lays

Animal I was obsessed with when I was 8: do unicorns count? My first Roblox account was called Unicorn_lover something something..

Prev a red light saber means you’re evil, so I guess it fits /silly

But for mine?

Lightsaber colour: my first toy one was blue and it holds a special place in my heart

Vampires, werewolves or dragons?: to the surprise of absolutely no one, vampires (I’m a vampire otherkin, I’m writing a play about vampires, my favorite smp is vampires, etc)

@mcpro229 @js-kota-ig77 @evergeen-tajar @existentandexhausted

[existentandexhausted]

oo fun!!!

Mario Kart Main: shy guy bc he makes me think of no face from spirited away

Gas Station Order: sprite and salt n' vinegar chips

Animal I Was Obsessed With At Age 8: dragons! and also cats

Lightsaber Color: green!!!

Vampires, Werewolves or Dragons: i'd say dragons, but i do love me a vampire from time to time.

tags :)

@toadally-gay @jerry-the-leech @swiftieee-13 @if-tech-week-were-a-person @fayonette @on-whereabouts-lane @jadedbug @thecourtofteeth @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast

[jerry-the-leech]

tank you for the tag!!

Mario kart main (when I do play): Dry Bones

Gas Station Order: idkkkk uhhhhhh Lay;s sour cream and onion chips and a pepsi

Animal I was Obsessed With At Age 8: CATS! I had 2 encyclopedias and a collection of figurines (i.e. tigers, lions, cheetahs etc) and for the local enterpreenurs thing I made a stand called All About Cats selling pillows, paintings, and mini cats. Also dragons but I only had 1 book on dragonology so-

Lightsaber Color: Purple? (cue googling light saber color meanings) (cue googling light saber color quiz) ig light blue green or cyan?? time to quiz. (...) oo I got green!!

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: dragons.

@lovely-eatsrocks-sometimes @daonedaonlysk @jay-inna-jar @the-desi-barbie @hopingitdontbreak @doingautismsohardforgomens @aroace-not-arokay @frooglet @localburntoutkid @midnight-blues09 @nowjumpinthewater

[frooglet]

AH thanks for the tag I love this oneee

Mario Kart main: shy guy bc my older brother used shy guy, but sometimes I'm baby princess peach as well

Gas station order: corndogs if they have it, if not then it's either white-chocolate covered pretzels in the blue bag, cheddar pringles, and or sour patch kids. Always with a lemonade, slushie or Mt. Dew. It depends

8 year old animal obsession: U N I C O R N S. And/or pandas. Around 8 9 and 10 I started really obsessing over pandas so it was probably both of those animals.

Lightsaber: classic red saber. Practical and effective

Vampires, werewolves or dragons: can I choose all of them? I like werewolves the best personally, but like dragons and vampires because of friends lol 😭

@purple-dinosaur27 @vynthefish @ruler-of-nothing-important @bob-ate-cheese-on-monday @mrecury42 @morallyambiguousfrog @cranberry-branflakes @14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @wannablegendary @weirdo-with-a-potato @number1wifemisser @zmioniks @duckwithdeviousintent @delightfulparadisesheep @shadowmilksmalewife @questionableaardvark @homeglitch +open tags /no pressure :]]]] :PPPP

[wannablegendary]

THANKS FOR THE TAGGGGGG :D

Mario Cart Main: Ludwig literally since day 1, always on a bike

Gas Station Order???? Pringles?

Animal obsession when you were 8: OZELOTS!!! I have no idea why but it was

Lightsaber: I honestly don't know shit about this 😭

Vampires, Werewolves or Dragons: Vampires, no competition.... actually... dragons can be a competition

@simon-says44 @m30wm30wm3ow @kashregister14 @virtualplays @jaeloutofjail @apolloinaplaguemask @jellyfish-enthousiast @aryansdumbassery @dazaiosamub1tch @do--not--you-dare @avhira @xmimikyuxxx @trashiiissuper @deltadarlin @teto-teto505 @iodine-coated-cleaver @risk0fradiation @horsehater3400 @dutchsgf @chuuyas-left-footfungus @whitten-likes-guillotines @psychologica-warfare-and-cats @frooglet @theineffablearchangel @pearlswritings @chuuyamylovewhygay @manyfandomfanatic @rocky-mountain-elk @jirairenshi @aventurinisttf @blood-4-br3akf4st @theultimatenerd0fficial @fizzuh-strawberr @freaky-always @apolloinaplaguemask @lavaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @pirulated @ceo-of-lams @starrewytche @jellyfish-enthousiast @aryansdumbassery @tiresias-offical @stupidocornetto @lovesleeping01 @alistar-lucy @idkimgayasf @hydrogenuranium @madimationss @kwilooo

[idkimgayasf]

thx for tag :)

mario kart main: shy guy (i don't play much tho and mainly w my cousins and we are all shy guys in different colours)

gas station order: idk like polos or smth?? or sour cream and onion pringles

animal i loved when i was 8: i want to say fox or crow or raven but ik that actually when i was 8 it was cats

lightsaber: idk is there a rainbow one?? or like a nonbinary flag one. they should make different queer flags coloured lightsabers

vampire's werewolves or dragons: (i'm so sfth brain rotted im thinking jazz vampires, were-cowboys and the bard with a scar and out of those i'd go bard w a scar so dragons...) fr tho id go vampires bc the vibes r better and genderer

open tags :)

[wibblewubble]

Ooh I like this one!

Mario Kart Main: Link, particularly the blue BOTW Link because he looks very cool :D

Gas Station Order (or Servo because Aussie <3): Usually a hot or iced mocha if driving a long way, otherwise either chicken caesar wrap or ham tomato sandwich if going to work

Animal I've loved since I was 8: Owlsssss, they're my favourite bird because they're so pretty and majestic and hjfbghfvjcnsde-

Lightsaber: Purple, as it's my favourite colour

Vampires, werewolves, or dragons: I've gotta say dragons as I've loved them since I was 7 or 8, but I'm also really loving vampires atm (*cough cough Thirsty Vamps cough*)

Open tags as well because there'd be too many people I'd list off otherwise 🤣

[waitzia]

Hallo

Mario cart main: IGGY 🔥🔥🔥

Servo order: green juice and beef jerry if I ain't paying. Boss coffee if I am

Animal I've loved since I was 8: horse girl 4 ever (I'm putting birds in here too (birds in general))

Lightsaber: idk lightsaber colours, but green I guess, good colour

Vampire, werewolf, or dragon: dragon all the way baby!!! 🔥🔥

I don't have any mates on here so no tags/open tag

[wibblewubble]

Slowly working on a Thirsty Vamps fic because there's not enough of it I've seen on Ao3 🤣

It's my first sfth fic I've started since getting into the fandom because Luke Womanning has infested my brainnn, hopefully I'll do more in the future when I have motivation :p

Here's a little snippet actually :D

Her swimming thoughts are dragged back to the present with a hand moving to hold down her throat and another digging into the meat of her hip below the stake. Esmeralda's eyes snap up to Anna's face, her chest drawing in ragged, pained gasps bordering on hisses that ignore the fact her body no longer needs oxygen. The expression Anna wears is intense and focused, far from the doe-eyed, lustful gaze she wore not even a minute ago that had the blonde vampire questioning her entire existence. 

[lewadny]

happy june to everyone, especially my fellow aroaces

[joshsheart]

HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND HE SANG AT AN AWARD SHOW IM SO PROUD OF HIM I LOVE HIM

[thistlethread]

pov: you're two average guys put in space against your will.

thought I would upload my silly little whimsy edit of these two because I have got a backlog of sad/angst edits locked and loaded, so...enjoy! <3

[the-holy-cat-spirit]

If Bloodymary had its own voyager golden record...

...you would see it as an alien and know your eyes have been graced with something beautiful

it's a little crazy to me how we have reached almost 1k fics on ao3 and so many new entries every day to the tag on here. so many talented artists, writers and invested people in general that have made up a semi-cohesive canon we can all share in. that's the coolest thing about fandom to me: rubbing our 2 braincells together to create sparks that burn like a bonfire with just enough stick poking care

if you are reading this THANK YOU just for being here, it's been a great time so far. and happy pride month, stay gaying

disc template under the cut cause this took too long to make it look blank to not have other people use it if they want

[i-likemuffins]

happy pride to this little boy who has never felt an ounce of joy in his pathetic life (endearing)

[joxtertheme]

Happy pride month