[bringmoreknives]

[ialmostdonot]

When Taylor Swift is literally the type of celebrity that everyone says they’d want to be 

[thatcheshirecatsmile]

HEY ONE IS ABOUT ME 

[hydratedbitch]

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

[brokenballads]

[twiniefve]

"You were reaching for someone else."

This is very true and saddening

[nephyria]

"asexuality is just the lack of a sex drive, or a really low one" uuhhh no. really, no. that is incorrect, you have been lied to, i’m sorry.

asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to anyone. sex drive is your horny meter. you can still be horny and not be sexually attracted to people! similarly you can be sexually attracted to people and not be horny!! amaze

[captoring]

oh my god this actually clarifies so much thank you

[avaaste]

LOOK AT THIS CHEERY FUCKER HE CAME TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH Update: FOUND THE SOURCE: http://kurr-oo.tumblr.com/

[mykingdomforapen]

[hickorywind]

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

[dynastylnoire]

TACO NEEDS TO STAY IN HIS DAMN  LANE

[block]

[aerivna]

[isawatree]

(by Ryan Szul)

[marshalmallow]

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

[officialcheesepolice]

you are a 20 year old male

[marshalmallow]

I

AM

YOUR

MOTHER

NOW

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

I was a little bothered by their use of the word “pussy” but other than that, this was a good piece. (source)

[missjacksoninthemorning-blog]

"being a real man is about knowing oneself as a man"

"being a real man is about knowing oneself as a man"

"being a real man is about knowing oneself as a man"

[4gottendaughter-deactivated2015]

I’m gonna add one 17) An erection doesn’t mean he’s down for sex.

[barbellblr]

So true.

[gasolinefamily]

He comes to cuddle every single morning.

[99894845980439485]

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

[samdesantis]

[sourpunchfuck]

THEY’RE SO USELESS AND STUPID I WANT THREE THOUSAND

[glassdanimals]

[wake-bake-and-pancake]

friend: im having a problem with this person

me: kill them

friend: no

me: then i will kill them FOR you

friend: NO