waketothemoon

[discolor3d]

[ruinedchildhood]

When you open a bag of lays chips and there’s only like 5

[maleksrami]

[andallthesinners-saints-deactiv]

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

[hxlll]

What’s the difference between swallowing acid and listening to you speak? Acid hurts a little less.

you are the acid in my veins  (via hxlll)

[tittytron]

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

[tastefullyoffensive]

(tweet by Jasmine Milton)

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

Some men won’t use emojis because they consider it feminine like could you imagine wanting to hold on to masculinity so desperately

[sweet-gherkins-deactivated20200]

In high school one of my guy friends said, “I wish I were a girl so I could use an umbrella.”

[witchyenchantress]

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

Me: can i see your homework

Someone: No do your own

[primegifs]

[protoni-deactivated20200602]

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

[everyonedies]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[blankurlblog]

IVE MET A SEX OFFENDER ON THE APP TINDER AND IM WARNING EVERYONE IN AND AROUND AUSTIN TEXAS OF THIS MAN. I CONTACTED TINDER AND THEY REFUSE TO TAKE ANY FURTHER ACTION. PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN STAY SAFE FROM THIS MAN. HES TERRIBLE.

[blankurlblog]

Liking this iSNT HELPING. REBLOG IT. A SIMPLE LIKE IS NOT LETTING OTHER WOMEN SEE THIS.

[benoistmelissas-deactivated2013]

[hiriki]

[7-aliens]

[shortvideosandstuff]