sad fictional characters enjoyer

[nr-yb-wm-hm-deactivated20250714]

Eddie: *unbuttons shirt* Damn, it’s hot in here. 

Steve: Yeah, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

[genshin-incorrect]

Ajax: When I grow up I wanna be a hero and save the world!

[A few years later]

Childe, staring at his wanted posters: Wait a fucking minute.

[genshin-incorrect]

Kazuha: [Sneaking in through the window]

Barbara: [Turning in her chair, flicking the lights on] You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Kazuha: ...With Yanfei?

Yanfei: [Turning in her chair] Wanna try again?

[genshin-incorrect]

Amber: If you were to be an emotion personified, what would it be? I'd be joy!

Jean: Modesty

Lisa: Laziness

Diluc: Depression.

Kaeya: Fuck you, I wanted to be depression!

[genshin-incorrect]

Kaeya: I'm playing a new drinking game, it's called "Every Time I Get Depressed, I Drink."

Diluc: That game exists. It's called "Alcoholism.”

[callmebliss]

[venn364]

Horizon: Our Flag Means Death

[disorentedfae]

Honkai: White Collar

[lebowskismoney]

Stranger Things: Twilight Princess

[indigoartistqueen]

Gravity Falls: The Wind Waker

[nerdy-valkyrie]

Miraculous: Breath of the Wild

[bunny-gaymer]

RuPaul’s drag race of the wild

[theblehthatbloos]

Halo: Things

[starwarsloverpizza]

The Office: Fall Guys

[wakeupfella]

Bojack Impact

[b-random]

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

[imgayitsok]

[welcome-to-the-sinners-ball-dea]

God bless drag queens.

[videk]

I will always reblog this

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

[sonicghost]

Oh fuck yes.

[carlocomarcho]

[lestrvde-deactivated20140818]

If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

[hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm]

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

[ughzee]

M gonna reblog..

[evespor-deactivated20180417]

i was thinking about this post the other day i’m so glad i found it again

[aleisol]

[laz-kay]

Argyle: Do you love Will?

Mike: Yeah, I do.

Argyle: Johnathan! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Johnathan: We all love Will. You should've asked if he was IN love with him.

Mike: I thought that was implied.

Johnathan: ...

Argyle: ...

Mike, looking straight at Johnathan: Congrats Argyle, you just won 100 bucks.

[leporinelou]

+ bonus sad one

[incorrect-harringrove-quotes]

Steve: Bro-

Billy: No, no, hold up, rewind

Billy: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro?

[incorrect-harringrove-quotes]

Steve: You use emoji’s like a straight person

Billy: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me

[incorrect-harringrove-quotes]

Steve: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.

Eddie: Hot dog costumes!

Steve: I’m sorry, what?

Eddie: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Billy, goes mad with hunger, we’ll put these on. Billy hates hot dogs, so he probably won’t eat us

Steve: Are you saying that Billy would rather eat us than hot dogs?

Billy: I do hate hot dogs

[incorrect-harringrove-quotes]

Hopper: Billy got into a fight

Steve: That’s bad

Steve:

Steve: Did he win?

[every-dayiwakeup]

Billy "when did we get a dog" Hargrove and Steve "I have no idea what you're talking about" Harrington

Billy "I never cry during titantic" Hargrove and Steve "of course not but here's some kleenex I bought it in bulk" Harrington

Steve "did you eat the last cookie" Harrington and Billy "absolutely not" Hargrove

Billy "if you hide my curling iron you're dead meat" Hargrove and Steve "you said they were natural" Harrington

Steve "is that a bird is that a plane" Harrington and Billy "it's a fucking trash bag Steve" Hargrove

Billy "what is that smell" Hargrove and Steve "I'm sorry it slipped out" Harrington (like a ninja 💀)

Steve "whats wrong" Harrington and Billy "I'm glad you asked" Hargrove

Steve "wow that house looks nice" Harrington and Billy "we passed it five times please look at the fucking map" Hargrove

Billy "can we stop at McDonald's" Hargrove and Steve " but we have food at home" Harrington

Steve "I love you" Harrington and Billy "but at what cost" Hargrove

Steve "my allowance and my sanity" Harrington and Billy "what are you implying" Hargrove

Billy "don't be stupid" Hargrove and Steve "is that a challenge" Harrington (it goes both ways honestly)

Steve "it's a beautiful day" Harrington and Billy "it's fucking raining outside, Steven" Hargrove

Steve "did you just flash me" Harrington and Billy "so what if I did" Hargrove

Steve "I have to pee" Harrington and Billy "we just passed a rest stop" Hargrove

Steve "why are you like this" Harrington and Billy "Because I was born this way" Hargrove

Steve "is your hand on my ass" Harrington and Billy "how do you know it's my hand" Hargrove

Steve "I saw you eat my donut" Harrington and Billy "what are you the sugar police" Hargrove

Billy "I have no soul" Hargrove and Steve "dude you're squeezing my hand" Harrington

Billy "I choose violence" Hargrove and Steve "just don't get arrested" Harrington

Billy "did you just boop me" Hargrove and Steve "You're seeing things" Harrington

Steve "You're not you when you're hungry" Harrington and Billy "so according to my therapist I'm always hungry" Hargrove

Steve "wanna go to the movies" Harrington and Billy "fine but only because you get a senior discount"Hargrove

Steve "this whole stupid act isn't fooling me" Harrington and Billy "you think this is an act" Hargrove

****

Tags: (always open hehe)

@polaris-ursae

@ouizzyharringrove

@shipworm

@thatawkwardlittlefangirl

@whoringrove

@spaceboxkitty (welcome 🥰🥰🥰)

@emeraldwitches

@geormenia

@wixterirox

@harringroveho

[every-dayiwakeup]

Billy "if I fits I sits" Hargrove and Steve "if you don't get your ass out of my face I'll bite it" Harrington

Steve "are you sure this is safe" Harrington and Billy "probably not" Hargrove

Steve "do I smell something burning" Harrington and Billy "your toast has been ready for ten minutes" Hargrove

Steve "study day and night" Harrington and Billy "I'll leave it up to fate" Hargrove

Billy "where do you think you're going mister" Hargrove and Steve "to the bathroom" Harrington

Steve "please brush your hair babe" Harrington and Billy "it's for the aesthetic" Hargrove

Billy "are you annoyed yet" Hargrove and Steve "I'm starting to be" Harrington

Steve "my patience is wearing thin" Harrington and Billy "like your hairline" Hargrove

Steve "why isnt the car moving" Harrington and Billy "Maybe because it's in park Steven" Hargrove

Billy "why do you put up with me" Hargrove and Steve "I've put up with a lot worse don't test me" Harrington

Billy "Ratio" Hargrove and Steve "keep math out of this" Harrington

Steve "please slow down we're going to be late" Harrington and Billy "do you hear yourself" Hargrove

Steve "have you looked in the mirror" Harrington and Billy "have you?" Hargrove

Steve "I went to the bakery" Harrington and Billy "do I not have enough cake for you" Hargrove

Steve "I love you unconditionally" Harrington and Billy "how dare you say that" Hargrove

Steve "are you okay" Harrington and Billy "am I ever okay" Hargrove

Billy "what were you thinking" Hargrove and Steve "nothing" Harrington (works both ways hehe)

Steve "you could've died" Harrington and Billy "but I didn't" Hargrove

Billy "how can you love me" Hargrove and Steve "how can I not" Harrington

Billy "are you really wearing that outfit in public" Hargrove and Steve "if it embarrasses you yes" Harrington

Billy "please don't fall in love with me" Hargrove and Steve "too late" Harrington

Steve "do you think this is funny" Harrington and Billy "oh you're not laughing" Hargrove

Billy "pay attention to me" Hargrove and Steve "dude don't make me get a restraining order" Harrington

Steve "I don't smell" Harrington and Billy "allow me to bring you back to earth" Hargrove

Steve "I'm stupid" Harrington and Billy "that's okay, I'll just out stupid you" Hargrove

Billy "I'm an asshole" Hargrove and Steve "why do you think I like you so much" Harrington

Steve "why are you laughing" Harrington and Billy "why aren't you laughing" Hargrove

Billy "giggles at funerals" Hargrove, Eddie "places bets on who's going to sing at the altar" Munson and Steve "God isn't real but the devil is" Harrington

Steve "sit up straight" Harrington and Billy "i literally can't" Hargrove +(Bonus- Robin "and on Pride Month" Buckley)

Billy "I'm very disappointed in you" Hargrove and Steve "is it because I'm bi" Harrington

*****

Tags: (always room for more 🥰🤡)

@ouizzyharringrove

@harringroveho

@hephaestn

@emeraldwitches

@shipworm

@whoringrove

@polaris-ursae

@geormenia

@spaceboxkitty

@thatawkwardlittlefangirl

@wixterirox

[themistymountainscold]

billy: so what’s the plan? we’re just going to hide in here forever?

dustin: not forever. just until steve has calmed down a bit

billy:

billy: right, so we’ll be hiding in here forever.

[themistymountainscold]

billy: my expectations were low but holy fuck.