[wakkoxhi]

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Lay's Chile

Hechas con papas cultivadas por campesinos de nuestro país.

Vcmcc

[badjhellydrawz]

Pyro is kinda cute

[ywwywwy]

[kapcant]

[smilingfr3ak]

meanwhile in Teufort, New Mexico

a Scout is getting his ass whooped

[coolfireguy73]

Fun concept

I love making charadesigns so I often challenge myself with random concept that I try to make something cool out of.

Westerday's prompt was: Monster/cryptid TF2

Today: Sniper (details about his behavior below)

Some random details I thought about when drawing him:

You can't find him.

he always comes out at night.

making nears to zero noise, other than the light sound of crushed leaves.

You can maybe see him camping on top of a building aiming at you with his bow.

The building he stays on is different every night and never twice the same in the same week.

He leaves no traces behind him.

I mean NO traces.

During the day he is nowhere to be seen.

Presumably staying in the nearby forest judging by his appearance.

Some say he stays completely still during the day, camouflage in the environnement.

He seems to not be disturbed by the mushrooms growing on him or the countless bugs crawling all around.

He doesn't seem to have a camp or set resting place, making him very very hard to track.

His bag contain all of his belongings, he carries it everywhere.

He uses a bow because someone manage to steal his rifle, making him a little less dangerous but whoever stole it is in danger.

He want's it back.

The bow he has, he made it himself. As well as the arrows.

He wears a big shawl thing to hide his silhouette in the night and also the bright red buttoned up shirt he still wears from the mercenary.

His face is a mystery, some say there's bugs crawling there too.

If you wan't to stay alive, don't come out at night, he rarely comes inside, preferring the outdoors, rooftops and elevated open places.

If you wan't more things like this: please tell me !

I have a lot more but since it doesn't really have any coherence with the canon (as I said it's just to challenge myself) but I thought I'd share this one because it ended up pretty cool I think ^^

[what-even-is-thiss]

You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce

[forever-lynx]

?? they made the minions immortal???

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah it’s like the same 200 minions forever

[what-even-is-thiss]

They also trapped them in the Arctic for a long time so they wouldn’t have to show them working for hitler because canonically they’re evil and serve the most evil master around and they’re clearly ok with serving dictators because they were depicted helping Napoleon so the solution to keep hitler out of the story was just to trap the yellow blobs on an iceberg.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So these things have been alive since the dinosaurs and are basically minor spirits or gods that exist to serve the side of evil and during that whole time they remained grossly incompetent.

Does the universe in despicable me want evil to fail or win? Or are these stupid yellow sexless idiots meant to keep a balance of some kind? Because they do not seem to have a niche in any ecosystem that I know of so their origin must be divine somehow.

[dame-a-dozen-deactivated2023061]

since the minions are technically the last of their kind (since they seem to not be able to reproduce) does this mean that they are a protected species?

[what-even-is-thiss]

See, I don’t think that they’re a species. I think that they’re something else. Because everything else in that universe seems to follow ordinary rules of evolution but the same however many hundred minions keep changing their appearance and not dying. I think that the minions were intelligently designed.

[sammy-genderspikeidiot]

Roman, my guy, are you really saying that minions are evidence of a god in despicable me lore?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not god per se but… something.

[jackest-jack]

Evil vs good. Evil made minions, good made them stupid yellow blobs

[what-even-is-thiss]

So are you positing that maybe they came to be because of some primordial yin/yang type battle between energies in the ocean or something?

[crap-copper]

But they have to reproduce somehow, there are way more minions in the Despicable Me movies than the Minions movie

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

there's a blueprint hanging on a wall in the first movie that shows Gru developed a way to create minions out of corn kernels

[official-lucifers-child]

please i don’t want to learn these things

[caramel2005-deactivated20211009]

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[thebyrchentwigges]

[trist-pkmngal]

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

[dragonsrequiem]

“Where we’re going… we don’t NEED pants.” -Frank Frazetta, at some point in his life.

[toonpai]

@shnnn

[shnnn]

my…. GODDDD

[crumbargento]

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[lovelyladylavie]

Now if anybody got some revenge rolls and revenge green bean casserole we'll get a full meal

[kreature-ofthenight]

Got room for desert? Cus my Grandma was just a generaly evil old hag who was abusive to my mum and my siblings also you guessed it since I came out I was not said hello to at christmas

She made pretty god Dampfnudeln (its like a sweet bread rool you eat hot and with vanilla sauce)

1. Put 300 gram flour into a bowl and make an indent in the middle

2.combine

20 gram yeast

1 tea sp. Brown sugar

3 tbsp milk 

mix until smooth

3.mix into part of the flour but leave a big flour rim on the outside

4.set 30 gram of Butter on the flour rim and cover everything with a towel

let sit till you see bubbles in the dough

5. add

 1/8 liter luke warm milk

30 gram Sugar

one pack of vanilla sugar

a pinch of salt

2 eggs 

and knead the dough until smooth

6. put

 1/8 luke warm milk

30 gram of Butter

1 pack of vanilla sugar 

into a heat resistant glass bowl and let melt (the glass bowl is quite important)

7. Form about 12 dough rolls and put them into the milk

8. Cover with a lid (any lid will go it does not need to be sealed air tight)

Let bake in the pre heated oven at 200°C for about 30 minutes or until they start to get brown and fluffy

9. Serve with vanilla sauce or fresh fruit

[clover11-10]

Behold the Fuck You buffet

[maximumninjavoid]

Reblogging because revenge IS tasty

[angryschnauzer]

And in this case, served hot.

[in-his-autumn-before-the-winter]

Gunnar Hansen (1947-2015) masked and unmasked on set/behind the scenes of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

[nebyoolah]

lulls u into a false sense of security for just a moment before hunting u for sport. in other words,,, do not attempt to flirt with this man, he will not take it kindly

(reblogs are much appreciated 😏)

[digginthroughthetrash]

[1nd1gnant]

THE DEED HAS BEEN DONE, so have some low effort Billy

Also I totally misread "shirt" as "skirt"

Whore.

[memeuplift]

[gobblechopstv]

[silver-tongues-blog]

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

[popegoodvibes-returns]

HES A WHAT

[roosterreturns]

[ladylilithium]

[alien-bumbum]

[gilmoregirlsdotgov]

he got it from marge