Wakwaffle

because sometimes

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[wakwaffle]

Where does a talking beaver work?

Narnia Dam Business!

[wakwaffle]

Golgotha is a cooler name than Calvary and I will die on this hill.

[wakwaffle]

I'm not like other girls... the mindless Other Girls whose soul and messenger is the crawling chaos, Nyarlathotep.

[medievaljournalist]

some elf bullshit happened

[revelware]

The Silmarillion Abridged

[randumbkatt]

experiencing the whimsy of life

[infirmux]

today the village wizard read to us from the book of magicians which tells the comings of the comet and fortells his coming again and he told us how gaznak rides upon the comet & how he visits earth once in every two hundred and thirty years & makes for himself a vast invincible fortress and sends out dreams to feed on the minds of men & may never be vanquished save by the sword sacnoth like just retrieve the sword from the hide of tharagavverug why are you telling us this

[ladyaldhelm]

HOW TO TURN OFF GOOGLE AI in GMAIL:

Open Gmail in your browser

Click on the Gear Icon ⚙️ in the upper right

In the General Tab, scroll down to "Smart Features" and UNCHECK THE BOX. It is about halfway down.

Then, right below that is Google Workspace smart features. Click on the "Manage Workspace Smart Features" and make sure both toggles are OFF

[great-and-small]

[snake-eggs]

“There aren’t enough hours in a day.” There are actually. The problem is that we think 40 hour work weeks are an unavoidable fact of life.

The problem is that everyone has to work 8 hours, pretty much no exceptions, and with getting ready time + (unpaid) lunch + commute, “8 hours” is actually anywhere between 9 and 12, every single day, with more work to do when you get home because our society and culture was built around having one member of the household home full time and nothing has changed now that almost everyone works.

No wonder Americans are reliant on DoorDash and fast food, there’s no time or energy to cook. No one wonder mental and physical health are in shambles, many just spent all day sitting in fluorescent lights with little to no stimulation. “Just wake up earlier” “Just meal prep”… these are ok short-term, individual solutions, but the broader, systemic issue is obvious. We aren’t built for this. There’s no work-life balance. Genuinely, I think if our culture could normalize a shorter work week, many individuals’ biggest problems would simply evaporate.

[oatmealaddiction]

RIP The One Ring of Power, forged in the fires of Mt. Doom by The Dark Lord. You'd have loved Blank Space by Taylor Swift.

[wakwaffle]

"Ours" is about Gollum

[wakwaffle]

The Owl House, "Watching and Dreaming" (2023)

[misfit-mania-the-first]

SpongeBob would get into the salty spitoon real easily if he just

did some classic sponge stuff

Tear off an arm, eat a bowl of limbs, shave himself to the brain

Classic sponge antics

[newgin-clever-title-goes-here-d]

It’s appreciate a dragon day!

[pqleyr]

There's no point going to Mars. In the song 'Toto' by Africa it clearly states 'there's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do'

[ejacutastic]

I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

[yungsquidward]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is like looking at the original draft of the constitution