❛ yeah, officer. there were FIVE of them. i mean, if you count the stupid dog that followed them around. like a wannabe breakfast club or something ! one of them wore an ascot, like what is this - - the seventies? he seemed to be the ( leader ) of the group. there was a redhead ; she’s a feisty one, don’t get on her bad side. the little one with the glasses had to be the brains of the bunch. like i said, there was a dog with them. a GREAT DANE, maybe? i swore i heard it talk.
- - and then there was the last one / i don’t get it. how could he, of all of those meddling kids, be the one that got me? it wasn’t like he was even useful ! each time i saw him, he either sat with his dog or ATE SNACKS. they always say beware the quiet one. i guess i got what’s coming to me. ❜









