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[xknify]

THREE COMMISSION SLOTS OPEN

(17/04) helloooo i'm knives and i want to draw for you ^_^ i'm a full time student and could use some extra money while i'm stuck in the jobhunting torture dimension 🫶

will do: ocs / canon characters / ship art / selfship / minimal gore / suggestive / humans / furries

won't do: n$fw / heavy gore / mecha / feral / irl people / complicated armor / pr0sh1p

due to health related matters (messed up wrist) i draw slowly, but i'll stay in touch and send updates as soon as i have them! payment through p*pal only. you can go to @knifylicious for more art examples ^_^ reblogs are appreciated & dm if interested!

[imnotactallycool]

REMEMBER:

Acab

Punch nazis

Poison your local pedo

Your body is yours, not someone else's.

^ that also means someone else's body is not yours (i don't think you need to be reminded,)

Fuck the system

Read banned books

If buying isn't owning the piracy isn't stealing

Fuck gender roles

Trans rights are human rights

Disability rights are human rights

Generative ai is not art

Fuck Censorship

Punk is kind

[satan-offical]

Simon says stop scrolling.

Simon says like.

Simon says reply.

Simon says reblog.

Simon says follow.

Simon says continue scrolling.

[walking-shitpost-generator]

Just saw that i got tagged by @mercury-8083 for... whatever this is, and figured I may as well do it!

Favorite color: any shade of blue really, but I love a good cyan or turquoise!

Last song: The Circle Maker by Sparkbird

Currently reading: nothing at the moment, but hopefully I'll be starting Lord of the Rings soon if my brain will let me pick up a book!

Last film: Wicked: For Good. Lmao.

Last series: I've been watching the CBS show Scorpion with my mom!

Sweet/Savory/Salty: all of the above! Love me a good honey ham or maple-glazed salmon

Tea or Coffee: well, you see. I drink Mountain Dew for my caffeine fix like a FREAK. But I prefer tea out of the two ::3

Current project: I finally started working on my Outer Wilds fanfic again after months! Shameless plug its called What If We Had More Time on AO3

@scorpiothearachnid @butchfarkas get tagged idiots

[bloodless-scorpio-33]

TwT how do I draw a character rolling their eyes like hcjsmdks

[bloodless-scorpio-33]

The moment I complain on tumblr I get it right LMAO

[phinksyhxhfan]

LOL

[bloodless-scorpio-33]

I was struggling to draw :v correctly lmaoo but I managed it hehe

[walking-shitpost-generator]

Missed this lmao. Hope my sketch is still of some help anyway

[bloodless-scorpio-33]

TwT how do I draw a character rolling their eyes like hcjsmdks

[walking-shitpost-generator]

I did a quick example sketch, something like this! Hopefully this helps

[xknify]

(02/12) Emergency Comms

hi i'm knives and once again i'm forced to e-beg! our bills are due in 9 days and i'm currently unemployed and unable to work full time because of school & health related reasons.

i'm opening four slots for portraits done in this style ^ one character per slot, 13usd and for extra 3usd i can add some simple shading :)

go to @knifylicious for more art examples. if you're interested you can dm me on either blog. currently i can take payment only through p*ypal. reblogs are appreciated a lot!!

due to health reasons (my wrists are kind of busted rn) i can take a while to finish your piece but i'll keep in touch with you and send updates on the process as soon as i have them ^_^

4/4 slots open!

[tothewhirlwind]

It would be pretty cool if humans had an aquatic larval stage

[walking-shitpost-generator]

Me when I break my fleshy bits

[pukicho]

your ligaments

[walking-shitpost-generator]

Yea, what about them? You want 'em? Take them. Take my ligaments. I know you want them.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

[walking-shitpost-generator]

I literally can't remember most of my childhood because of memory repression but maybe that's why I prefer to spend holiday events sitting by myself in a corner 👁👁

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I am in Spain...

There's no joke I've been kidnapped help

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You get a call from your best friend for the fourth time in one night.

"Should I kill John Lenon?"

[walking-shitpost-generator]

I have no balls. No testes. Where are my nuts.

[walking-shitpost-generator]

Guys I girlbossed too hard and phased out of reality

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Daryll, my favorite flavor of straight boy

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Piss