Don't let the muggles get you down

Hi! I'm Katie and this is just random stuff that I enjoy!! "I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" -Chandler Bing

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[grogkill]

[momopuff]

[metalbatteryzone]

Being in a mid-2000s High School Health class and they show you this on DVD

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

Didn’t that turn out to be a load of bullshit that no-one can replicate the results of to this day?

[theswedishelf]

Yep! His results were faked, and the entire film was basically anti-McDonald’s scaremongering, “poor people are stupid” and “fat people don’t get any sex”. It’s also thanks to this asshat that McDonald’s can’t advertise fuckin’ Happy Meals anymore and had to get rid of all their characters and their super size option, particularly because he claimed without evidence that they have a kid-fattening agenda, don’t list their nutritional info anywhere and have a mission statement from their CEO to make people sick and unhealthy from eating there for every single meal. On top of this, he actually tried to claim in a bonus experiment that McDonald’s fries aren’t actually fries because they don’t rot when left in an airtight container for a long time but all the burgers do–which is thanks to the oil and salt they’re loaded with, not some big conspiracy where the fries, which are processed and supplied by McCain in Canada, aren’t actually goddamn chopped potatoes–and equated the containers to a human stomach. Yes, cause the human stomach is an airtight container that food sits in for months, right? Spurlock, did veganism turn your brain completely off or something? Hell, the fucker even tried to claim credit for McDonald’s having salads, falsely stating at one point they didn’t have any before he “exposed” their EVIL PLANS.

Yeah, that’s another thing to remember, he’s apparently a vegan. He didn’t let anyone know he’s one, of course, he only mentioned his girlfriend is one, because it would’ve made his vomiting after a single McDonald’s meal, something literally no one else on the planet has done, seem less ZOMG SCARY.

Want a good film of this nature? Try Tom Naughton’s Fat Head instead, a film where a guy actively proves Spurlock wrong by actually losing weight while eating nothing but fast food for a month. He accomplishes this by NOT fucking gorging himself on the unhealthiest food choices, eating more meals than he claims or cutting out his usual physical activity. While he’s at it, he also exposes exactly why Spurlock is a total fraud. In the process, he gets actual doctors and nutrition experts to help him explain why everything you know about healthy eating is probably wrong or half-true, inform us about good and bad cholesterol, expose the real reasons behind the so-called “obesity epidemic” and point out why fat =/= unhealthy by default. Yeah, Naughton encourages viewers to try the paleo diet in the end, but at least it comes off more as a suggestion and doesn’t demonize anyone in the process.

[yungtarkatan-deactivated2018110]

Wow, everything I know is now a lie.

[babyanimalgifs]

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

[fanaticartisan]

@st4rzipan

[agownofcoalandglowingflame]

Making fun of your internet friends like

[teenagecrush]

[pumpkinpieswirl]

Yessssssss!!!

[slimdaddymbaku]

Shawty playing in my hair is a forever mood ,

[fanonical]

ron: it's not fair. you get to do all of this cool stuff, just 'cos you're the chosen one

harry: wanna swap? we can polyjuice into each other, and you can get chased by dragons while i hang out with my alive and caring family

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[pretty-or-dead-deactivated20181]

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you a snack

[thebroccoligoblin]

*licks fingers*

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[transcendental-genderism-deacti]

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

[owlmylove]

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

[maga-master]

When you bite someone’s lip while kissing and you just feel them smile on your lips afterwards. Moment of pure joy.

[afroxmc-deactivated20250502]

[roskii]

How cats are made

[kiwi]

can someone please post the actual source? this artist is really talented and its sad to see their work reposted without credit

[hatestyles-moved-deactivated202]

Right here! It wasn’t too hard to fine but yea

[kiwi]

thanks!! go give them some love yall!

[kmlaney]

now with source!

[austinharper97]

You gotta act like shit don’t phase you, even if it does.

[prphtprstkng]

“If you want to be happy, you have to be happy on purpose. When you wake up, you can’t just wait to see what kind of day you’ll have. You have to decide what kind of day you’ll have.”

— Joel Osteen (via minuty)