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my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags
Being in a mid-2000s High School Health class and they show you this on DVD
Didnāt that turn out to be a load of bullshit that no-one can replicate the results of to this day?
Yep! His results were faked, and the entire film was basically anti-McDonaldās scaremongering, āpoor people are stupidā and āfat people donāt get any sexā. Itās also thanks to this asshat that McDonaldās canāt advertise fuckinā Happy Meals anymore and had to get rid of all their characters and their super size option, particularly because he claimed without evidence that they have a kid-fattening agenda, donāt list their nutritional info anywhere and have a mission statement from their CEO to make people sick and unhealthy from eating there for every single meal. On top of this, he actually tried to claim in a bonus experiment that McDonaldās fries arenāt actually fries because they donāt rot when left in an airtight container for a long time but all the burgers doāwhich is thanks to the oil and salt theyāre loaded with, not some big conspiracy where the fries, which are processed and supplied by McCain in Canada, arenāt actually goddamn chopped potatoesāand equated the containers to a human stomach. Yes, cause the human stomach is an airtight container that food sits in for months, right? Spurlock, did veganism turn your brain completely off or something? Hell, the fucker even tried to claim credit for McDonaldās having salads, falsely stating at one point they didnāt have any before he āexposedā their EVIL PLANS.
Yeah, thatās another thing to remember, heās apparently a vegan. He didnāt let anyone know heās one, of course, he only mentioned his girlfriend is one, because it wouldāve made his vomiting after a single McDonaldās meal, something literally no one else on the planet has done, seem less ZOMG SCARY.
Want a good film of this nature? Try Tom Naughtonās Fat Head instead, a film where a guy actively proves Spurlock wrong by actually losing weight while eating nothing but fast food for a month. He accomplishes this by NOT fucking gorging himself on the unhealthiest food choices, eating more meals than he claims or cutting out his usual physical activity. While heās at it, he also exposes exactly why Spurlock is a total fraud. In the process, he gets actual doctors and nutrition experts to help him explain why everything you know about healthy eating is probably wrong or half-true, inform us about good and bad cholesterol, expose the real reasons behind the so-called āobesity epidemicā and point out why fat =/= unhealthy by default. Yeah, Naughton encourages viewers to try the paleo diet in the end, but at least it comes off more as a suggestion and doesnāt demonize anyone in the process.
Wow, everything I know is now a lie.
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Yessssssss!!!
Shawty playing in my hair is a forever mood ,
ron: it's not fair. you get to do all of this cool stuff, just 'cos you're the chosen one
harry: wanna swap? we can polyjuice into each other, and you can get chased by dragons while i hang out with my alive and caring family
This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye
everything about this is fucking hilarious. iām sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isnāt helping.
the second radish is 29 feet away
this is legitimately the funniest post on this site
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Because you a snack
*licks fingers*
itās officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thoughtĀ ādrunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds theseā and i donāt think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that
but what did drunk you ever do for sober you
one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider
When you bite someoneās lip while kissing and you just feel them smile on your lips afterwards. Moment of pure joy.
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can someone please post the actual source? this artist is really talented and its sad to see their work reposted without credit
Right here! It wasnāt too hard to fine but yea
thanks!! go give them some love yall!
now with source!
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