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oozey mess
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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON
todays bird

pixel skylines
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.

if i look back, i am lost

@theartofmadeline
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@walkinglandturtle
Ah yeah, for those who like TMA and those silly little emojis. Here!
( I mostly make these for fun, none of these were requested as a commission or otherwise )
"I can be a home for what loves me..."
"i asked chatgpt-" well i asked the wasp nest in my attic, its song is loud and beautiful and i am afraid but it still called u a bitch
anyway a new tarot piece! i think i might've died on this one, yay. i couldn't let go of the black n white version so imma add it here just for myself. jane is one of my faves in terms of statements, so i just had to include her. also still not sure if i should just throw jonah as the emperor.
anyway yea, in my attic, straight up jorkin it. and by "it", heh, let's just say there is a wasps nest in my attic
had a macaron and thought of jon archivist. walked past a building and thought of jon archivist. saw a couple fighting and thought of jon archivist. there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.
@richie-shitlips @loganschwarzy
guys help i’m dying at this 😭
@faggotwalkwithme @walkinglandturtle
Like I understand the funny haha thought of the eldritch being made of eyes using the public transport, but in anyone's defense I've seen so many cosplayers and people dresses weird in the subway, I may look the other way if a guy with a bunch of eyes is there just sittin'. As long as he's chillin' I'd be like "Cool guy, awesome cosplay" and then, barf up some story of childhood horror or something.
remembering the time i was in jonathan sims cosplay going home from a con on the tram and i was removing one of the fake eye prosthetics i had made because it was irritating me and i look up and i see a random old lady staring at me from like 8 seats away from me.
Is this that archive guy yall are obsessed with?
Jontim
AM I GOING INSANE ???????
Alice: we shouldn't get more involved in this
Sam & Celia: we need to investigate
Colin:
this is so stupid sorry
in the oiar. straight up "hammerin it". and by " it". haha well. lets justr say. Govrnment property.
Favourite thing about Little Shop of Horrors (the movie) is when Bill Murray shows up for like 5 minutes just to dial the homoeroticism up by 10. Shows up to Freak Dentist's place just so he can outfreak him. Moans in delight when he gets that rusty-ass blade in his mouth. Never shows up for the rest of the musical. What did they mean by this
@faggotwalkwithme @mildredpierce8 @walkinglandturtle
he's just a silly little guy
I love Colin Becher but I do need him to be found with all his veins pulled out like wires and strung up by them like a crucifixion, barely clinging onto life
HERE I PRESENT:
ANCIENT GREEK MYTHOLOGY MEETS THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES!!!
I have actually developed a little lore for this so here's some notes:
The eye: Athena (she's the goddess of wisdom so that lined up)
The Spiral: Hera (she drove many of Zeus's lovers mad)
The end: Hermes (he guides the dead to Hades)
The lonely: Demeter (her daughter died for 4-6 months of the year, so she's pretty lonely)
The Desolation: Aphrodite (well...I have too many examples)
The Slaughter: Ares (pretty obvious)
The vast: Poseidon (I mean, kinda like Prairie madness but water instead. That had to've happened)
The buried: Hades (obvious)
The Dark: Hestia (this one's a little weird, but maybe bc it's more she's home to creatures IN the dark instead of home for humans.)
The Corruption: Apollo (Apollo, while lesser known, is also the god of disease)
The web: Zeus (Zeus and The web don't match for any other reason that the web is about as close as you can get to "The king/ruler")
The flesh: Hephaestus (he makes stuff. pretty sure he also made the iron-men, gold-men, etc. but I might be wrong on that.)
The Hunt: Artemis (also obvious)
Sadly, I had to get rid of "The Stranger" bc none of the Olympians fit that very well. Also, I know that Hades is technically not an olympian, but I'm going to consider him one. The fears are olympians, hence why "The End" is not Thanatos. Apologies for getting rid of "The Extinction" as well. I was thinking that one could be Cronus, but Cronus is an told Titan while "The Extinction" is a new fear
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For our people!! I had to change a bit of the mythology here, so bear with me!
Jon: Argus, instead he serves Athena, who guards/shepherds the statements, which are like "personified" (although they generally take the shape of animals). John is not a priest, and is more god-like because he is The Archivist. Not sure yet if he was always like this or if he was once human.
Mahtin: Serves Demeter. yes, in the myth it is Hermes that kills Argus, but I said I was changing a bit of the mythology. He is sorta like the replacement for Demophoön (apologies if timelines don't work perfectly here). He's not really ashamed of working for Demeter, but he just prefers company. He decides not to kill Jon when he falls asleep. He will often isolate himself while on missions for Demeter
Tim and Sasha: They are priest and priestess for Athena
Elias: Prophet for Athena
Basira: very good archer. she is very special to Daisy, so she's also sacred to Artemis.
Daisy: Sorta like a were-deer. Sacred to Artemis
Georgie: Catholic (lmao) so she isn't affected by the gods. (This may or may not change. Not really sure since she must've had a brush with Hermes)
I have no clue what to do for Melanie yet :/
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So for a bit of lore/plot (???), Martin serves Demeter/The Lonely, and Demeter wants to kill Jon/Argus because he guards a cow which is special to Zeus/the web (perhaps a young avatar which has yet to grow into their role?). Demeter is mad at Zeus bc he made the Narcissus, which essentially kills Persephone (no clue what she is, probably one of the minor fears), and Demeter wants to get back at him. So she sends Martin to do it, and Martin does it (hence why he wasn't chosen as a web avatar) but lets Jon live.
Unfortunately I don't have a cannon reason why the web didn't see this coming.
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Might call this "Magnibus Agribus" (the big fields, which is where the Fears/statements are guarded) and No I'm not checking my latin. the only other issue with that name is that I don't want to change everyone to have Latin names. Personally, I find it a lot easier to use the greek names so I'm going to stick with that.
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For some facts about the art:
The top one is Jon and Martin, specifically nearing around the time where Martin *should* be killing Jon, but decides against it. Nothing too special with this one honestly. I'm definitely still learning how to do lighting while outside. Lighting when the main colour is BLUE is...weird. I'm proud of putting the olive and wheat laurels on them.
The second one is Were-deer Daisy and Basira. I tried to be able to keep her hijab, and I hope I managed something acceptable. Not too proud of the clothes though, I probably could've done better on her but I'm not going to redo it. then! there's daisy. My god am I proud of her, probably everything about her. I even referenced a brown wolf for her hide. So yay!!! I love the teeth too. Normally when I draw an canine showing their teeth, I go for the stylised approach of them bearing the back teeth, but I wanted to do something cool and actually make it a bit more anatomically correct, so I did that and holy hell am I proud.
I'm pretty proud of the semi-lineless style.
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Also, avatars who are fully fledged are generally oracles. Jon isn't an oracle bc he is THE ARCHIVIST, and Martin isn't one either because he never died and became as powerful as Peter.
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Well...that was far more rambling than I thought I could've actually done. I hope someone likes this. I dunno it was just a thought. I had to read Edith Hamilton's Mythology for summer reading, and finished TMA around the same time. Now I'm working on Wolf 359 and holy shit do I love that too.
I used really love Mythology back in 6th grade, but I found other interests. Never really left though, and I do still love it. So here I am, taking 30 pages worth of notes on a book I've already read. The only pet peeve I have is that they say "Hercules" when talking about a Greek myth. Technically it's Heracles, which means "Son of Hera."
Also, I remember doing this one assignment where we had to take a myth/story and turn it so it was based around health, and me and my group did the 12 labours of Heracles, and it ended with a giant boss battle between a Hercules, Sid the Sloth, an all-powerful principle, Gordon Ramsey, and Twitter birds which would cancel you. It was glorious and we had to present it.
It’s here, all the episodes of Gravity Falls available in mp4 format season 1/season 2 this means you can watch Gravity Falls without supporting Disney. I will admit, I had to fight a lot of audio issues getting this one together. I should've gotten all of them but I do have tendencies to overlook some things. So if you also run into any audio issues please tell me.
Content/trigger warnings for Gravity Falls if this is the first time you’re watching: body horror, blood, and grief/mourning (I think that's all).
Like usual, all I ask is that you save these on a physical external device. I cannot stress enough the importance of saving these on a physical external device. When you do that, it’s yours forever and no one can take it away from you.
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chat I am craving undercooked eggs like really bad but if i eat it i might get sick
but tastes good
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mmm raw egg, delicious
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yes. scrumptious.