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[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[ybotter]

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[obscuretobyfox]

[siffrindreemurr]

taking "notes" in class

[nachosforfree]

I'm obsessed with this tweet

[dsmsix]

“hamsters are not, in fact, euthanized by being exploded with lasers”

[ybotter]

If we want to get technical, I’m pretty sure a hamster would be euthanised if it were exploded by lasers…

[crabussy]

I am forever of the opinion that SO many people would be so much happier if they stopped trying to fit their relationships and feelings into "just friends" and "romantic partners". man those are two boxes. twoooo. you are an entire living being. you are alive and your brain is full of electric signals and your body is sending crazy chemicals all over the place. you cannot always cram your experiences into two neat cookie cutter shapes. you are alive on this stupid gay earth please relax and have fun. I love you

[untatlak]

so you wanna fuck her. bro, we understand.

[crabussy]

I sincerely do not think you do. sorry man

[crabussy]

can I be real with you. you've missed the point of the post pretty drastically, and you've reduced my worldview to a reductive statement that really truly does not reflect what I'm trying to say. this is not me trying to justify a sexual desire. this is me saying that I am very comfortable and happy with my friendships and relationships because they're weird and nebulous and affectionate. this is me saying that many people are anxious or unhappy or feel pressured into dating entirely because they care about someone in a way that feels more intense than how we are taught friendship feels.

and absolutely, sometimes that does mean fucking your friends. but that is one MMMINISCULE (and situational!! I don't currently want that with any of my friends, for example) facet of this worldview and I hate to see my point turned into a snarky attempt at "revealing" my "true intentions".

sometimes, when someone says something passionately, they genuinely do mean exactly what they say. I'm not a scooby doo villain. you don't have to try and rip off my mask.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Reblog if you love “—” and have never used ChatGPT

[brainrotdotorg]

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[brainrotdotorg]

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[brainrotdotorg]

Pussy flexible, pussy twistable, pussy compelling, that shit's irresistible. Pussy bewildering. Pussy perplexing. Pussy be cursing and pussy be hexing. Eye of newt and turkey gizzard, drink a potion from the pussy wizard. This pussy tells the truth, this pussy tells lies. Can you see through my pussy disguise?

[brainrotdotorg]

Pussy sopping. Pussy sweating. Pussy complicit, it’s aiding and abetting. Pussy disco. Pussy rave. Put that pussy on the radio waves. Pussy be zesty. Pussy be spiced. Serve up that pussy in a bowl with some rice. Pussy helter. Pussy skelter. I get more pussy than an animal shelter

[vampirecatprince]

[gum088]

we're just too cool

[skribblegurl]

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

[heywriters]

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

[bumblewyn]

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

[breelandwalker]

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

[myfairkatiecat]

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

[sirowsky]

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

[atlaslovesedm]

apparently some ppl decided to wear costumes to school today so the first thing i saw when i came in this morning was hornet and tenna having like a mini sword duel

[mari-lair]

stealing twitter games once more, muahahaha

[jamiedoodlesss]

he has some self discovery to do

[byrdi-the-bird]

I'm having a genuine questioning of my identity and it's because of a fucking BERDLY POST????????????

Am I aromantic?????? AAAAA???????????????

[shinyobservationtree]

[ciderjacks]

What if Susie wasn’t the first person Kris explored Dark Worlds with?

+

[ciderjacks]

SOMOENE NOTICED!!!! THE PARALLEL!!!!!!!!

[abandoned-quiche]

WHICH ARE YOU ?

THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS!

THE GIRL, WITH HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART.

THE PRINCE, ALONE IN DEEPEST DARK.

THE KNIGHT WHICH MAKES WITH BLACKENED KNIFE.

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

[ybotter]

Might not be helping with egg allegations but... it's true!

[ybotter]

Don't know if my question asked right, but in this video:

@evidentlyfresh got mentioned at 7:10, and I got some insane whiplash! Awesome video though-- total love letter!