nothin' special

nothin' extraordinary, only generic.

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[grosezero]

[clowngirlpony]

in parkour civilization doms make their subs miss easy jumps as part of something called "noobplay"

[crown-princess-carrion]

“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[sacred-portal]

[iraqnroll-deactivated20241123]

[manycrows]

[saeriibon]

[pauein]

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[wav48k]

Do you need something.

[wav48k]

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

[wav48k]

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

[skoople]

fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

[kirbyfuckingbadass]

youre pissing me off

[8-eyes]

[diet-soap]

theyre adding the stinky meal to mcdonalds

[palemysterysilhouette]

nice 2 know mcmonalds made meal for you

[campyvillain]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

If you like comedy where every sentence is a combination of words that has never been spoken before in human history, a la chris fleming, may I turn you on to Saya Meads

[afloweroutofstone]

Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

[ellynneversweet]

#if sir Walter elliot used reddit (@spookyohan)

[phalloids]

oh my god this is me. i was addicted to designer amphetamines and completely delusional at the time of writing this. i had lost forty pounds and thought i was hot shit. i thought i was the reincarnation of Kurt Vonnegut. this was serious, and my friends laughed when they saw this go viral on twitter. it made me realize i had issues and im sober now. im also shocked i managed to stay employed at that time. To answer your question: im from LA but I grew up all around. I was living between Baltimore and NYC at the time. My mom is a beautiful Italian woman (Milan by way of Bolzano) and my dad is an insufferable Mexican from Montreal.

[phalloids]

fwiw, my Reddit was suspended for this, im doing a lot better now, life is good, and im really happy :)

[the-real-seebs]

this is the most viscerally effective anti-drug PSA i've ever seen, not least because i think it's plausibly true, unlike the ones i normally see

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

How much longer is Markiplier going to last?

[voidedmuffin]

hes been fighting for so long…

[isthemarkipliervidcute]

Rating: cute!

Markiplier has been fighting for his life non stop since 2017, but you can tell by the speed of his movements that he is still happy and healthy. When he is done fighting he will simply stop.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[charlesoberonn]

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