Bitches With Sensory Issues

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[memewhore]

[walkingspreadsheet]

According to the scale at the dump I moved 210kg of renovation garbage by myself yesterday.

I don’t know how many trips up and down my stairs I took but no wonder my body protested with a migraine today.

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[touchstonelevity]

[shortgremlinman]

[makesomenoise]

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[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[walkingspreadsheet]

Surprise bathroom demolition that started at 830pm on a Sunday because my shower tap snapped clean off and I had to see if it was a small problem or a big problem.

The initial problem was small, but caused me to unearth a secondary problem and, well, it was a shitty bathroom setup anyway so why not rip the bitch apart.

So, to the studs it is.

[tlirsgender]

If I was a plant I could photosynthesize and I'd say "I had a light breakfast ☀️"

[fangs-4-fags]

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

[pointnclick]

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

[adding-girls-to-posts]

new DB Cooper theory: she’s still falling

[slutdge]

"make an account to-"

[walkingspreadsheet]

“Nona, you work here. You can just talk.”

[walkingspreadsheet]

Vacation is getting real (hotel and train booked)

T-minus 17 days until I get to see (part of) la belle province

[eliassimp]

How it feels to start re reading any of the locked tomb series books

[sexhaver]

Who deserved to live more?

The Romanovs (entire royal family circa 1917 including the kids)

Harambe the gorilla

Voting ended onMay 30

[braaaaain]

A polling group that never read accounts of of the children were executed.

[sexhaver]

oh my god Harambe had kids?

[depsidase]