Hermey The Dentist

Welcome to my main blog :-) I'm probably playing a piano, painting my face, or blogging at 3am somewhere. Art Blog: @notafineline Dylan O'Brien fan blog: @dylanobrianslaysme

[onemillionfurbies]

HEY SO MY MOM ATTEMPTED TO MAKE ME A FURBY CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND UHHH

it ended up looking like this. we were both losing our absolute shit at it so i proceeded to take extremely cursed photos of it

i love my mom so much

[sofdshrine]

please tell her that she’s brought joy untold into all our lives

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[thebootydiaries]

need me a smart girl who know big words like Congregate

[sockysblog]

precipitation

[thebootydiaries]

[veltaes]

there are many things i wish i didn’t see… as in this. i didn’t want to see this.

[fuckyahumor]

oh shit

[dopebrood]

This is why I don’t play games like that

[christinafaaaye]

beauty community: *in shambles*

jenna marbles:

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[cover-your-ears]

I stan

[keithiskogained-deactivated2019]

it got better!!

[babygoose-deactivated20240106]

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

[pumpkin-in-a-pear-tree]

THERE’S ART NOW???!?

[rickriordanrevamp]

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

[theequeerstrian]

What the FUCK

[bassiter]

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Danse Macabre by Camille Saint-Saens except you can hear it inexplicably playing - by a whole orchestra no less - while lost in the forest at night. You have a gut feeling that you shouldn’t, but following the music seems like your best bet at no longer being lost. Nevermind that you keep hearing footsteps around you that aren’t yours - there’s no one there, no matter how many times you check. 

[tylerspangler]

Artwork Copyright © Tyler Spangler

Buy prints here: society6.com/tylerspangler

[prasejeebus]

*Dangerous Woman starts playing* Friend 1: Don’t start Friend 2: I’m begging you Me:

[teathattast]

[fairycosmos]

icarly was right: live life…………..breathe air………i know somehow we’re gonna get there

[hyperrbolic-orange]

Me, a 12 year old child reading “A Series of Unfortunate Events” 14 years ago: What a fascinating but terribly upsetting journey these kids are on! I’m sure they can handle it though, Violet is 15 and therefor very Old and Mature. She got this.

Me, now 26, watching these small children be tortured: what the fuck what the fuck what the f—

[fanonical]

so what did muggles think was happening during the voldemort wars? i mean surely they had to have seen some of it, they can’t just write it off as

you know what i just remembered that we had killer clown sightings all over last year and our reaction was ‘huh that’s weird/creepy anyway let’s not wonder about that any more’

[bassiter]

Visit Original Link

Danse Macabre by Camille Saint-Saens except you can hear it inexplicably playing - by a whole orchestra no less - while lost in the forest at night. You have a gut feeling that you shouldn’t, but following the music seems like your best bet at no longer being lost. Nevermind that you keep hearing footsteps around you that aren’t yours - there’s no one there, no matter how many times you check. 

[sward]

[honeyspiral]