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🕸 this is also a PERMANENT STARTER CALL post; to participate you MUST be a mutual and want to interact, from plotting, to shipping, to all around necessary shenanigans w/ moi 😘

🕸 MUN INFO & RULES ♥ graphics credit to @tr1nk3ts

#pinned post #please dnrb

"Well, I won't starve, but, bold & spicy ChexMix wouldn't go amiss right now."

@castlle (barely) fed me 🕸

#castlle #v; 616 tag tba

"WEBBED MENACE TERRORIZES LOCALS WITH FINGER GUNS"

"Only my friends with benefits, JJ. Stay in the grumps, old timer."

#ic #open starter #mutuals only

Peter is a builder. Like his government name is mixed Catholic and Jewish meaning of being a resourceful creator of communal constructs (I'm paraphrasing what I researched once). Hence why I cling to the version of him that learned to create the web gimmick as opposed to just 🙄 getting white shit in his hands 🤦‍♂️

Anyways, I say all this to say, why isn't there a similarly whacky Lego Spider-Man thing? Always overshadowed by Bat-franchise over here 🤨

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// imagine Peter and Felicia building... something #// idk I'm awake and hungry but the thought struck me and now I need Spidey Legacy Lego treatment

like this for a very social sp00dr in your inbox. don't swat him, hims just tryna be fwiendly 🥺

#inbox call #meme call

1000 piece freight truck tonight w/ no supervisor p much means tonight is that perf night to walk tf out, right?

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// no amount of pay substantiates the torture #// if ur in physical/mental demanding and health debilitating manual labor I feel for you #// I know not how to draw out my 401-K but I hope I've paid into it enough to compensate me if I quit this job

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#cw: personal

it's dinner time. hit up Peter's inbox w/ something fiiling.

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// probably perhaps maybe a test of what qualifies as Peter approved food to your muses lol

torchings

as stated, i’ll be moving to a stable housing situation in july. until then, i do need help with food and healthcare. my ebt drops on the 8th, but i’m completely out of food until then. if anyone has anything at all to spare, my paypal is [email protected] — forgive my dead name. i appreciate it so much.

ohisms

-> PLUS the gofundme to help zeke relocate to safety : ( x ) !!!

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#SIGNAL BOOST 📣

Happy Pride, friendly reminder that Marvel's fucknut era of male writers shoehorned a list of "Peter Dos/Don'ts" for both adaptations and various universe comics including 616 continuity, often stressing not to be depicted queer, nor in that lens to be personable to a queer audience. Not to mention under said regime, Peter was briefly dead (common occurrence), came back naked without his suit, and subjected like 80million people of various gender to his 90% nudity, and SURE, he and Johnny Storm are just "bros."

We here of the anti-humble alphabet mafia 🏳️‍🌈 though, if the shoe fits... wear it, ya sexy betch!

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// happy pride I'm finishing lunch at work and *sigh*#// if I'm not playing new Lego Batman

at some point i likely will make a noir verse, but I have some other fc in mind

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// cuz not everyone is into Nic Cage and that's totally fine you do you #// but who else has the same vision of a face and body that looks twice as good of a brawler and a few decades younger?#// hint-hint: he did it for 10+ seasons that's all ya get

Everyone else w/ their liquor fixations: can probably hold their own, is likely immune to alcohol derived dysfunction

Peter: *sips 1(one) beer* that tastes like gasoline and stale bread, wtf?!

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// also Peter: like am I supposed to still taste fruit in this wine or is it just glycerine in a berry color? 😂#// but rlly Peter w/ cheap beer and champagne he can afford: OH! that's ✨ BUBBLY ✨ me likeey me no get drunk-drunk cuz semi-fast metabolism

Know that no enemy (except Norman) has ruined Peter's life without getting back up from certain death (Norman), and having worse fashion sense than a Walmart mannequin (Norman still), and p much being Beetlejuice w/out the Juice (sadly, Norman). Roaches and Tim Burton oddities be damned!

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// like give it up for Ock and Co. for being half as chic as Cruella #// and I mean Rhino & Scorpion are blundering idiots but their suits are functional for their purposes and moderately aesthetic #// Peter gives Roderick Kingsley his flowers over Norman bc he's the only Gobby to make a medieval ghoul look stunning #// Spidey vc: Green Goblin? More like if infected mucus was a color pattern 😂

Can't keep Canva from fucking my icon up, so, y'all stuck w/ angry bi "don't call me daddy" avatar til I can better stomach a free maker site's fuckass functions.

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// like dude #// all I'm trying to do is fit the blank template page to the two pics I'm making an icon of #// like I don't need you hiccuping and then disappearing when I know what I'm doing is doable bitch

LOVERS BINGO V 3.0 I think? lost count how many I did...

#shipping talk #🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// or my usual ships can play again since there are new entries #// this might be my fav one cuz Pete is more open about things #// and then asks silly food questions 🙄

personals who never interact with you somehow will even find ic posts of yours to reblog, especially if it's recent. idc if they play the "I'm giving you traction where you wouldn't otherwise get it" social media marketing spiel. like, no, seriously, this wasn't listed as a resource for your blog and others to further establish your part of the site as a hub for collective viewpoints on something of pop culture or common politics. And if what I said in my ooc post, properly tagged by a unique marker I address as such, got you agreeing with me or sharing common interests, let's talk about it!

But nope, outsource your posting with mine and clog my activity feed. Like a fucking capitalist!

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// anyways ! Suppose I'll just write tonight or get back to this drawing I'm trying to do

Peter is both.

#🕸 spider matty (ooc//mun speaks)#// cocky sum'bitch but also gon squirm and overthink

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