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[wallywackford]

LAW .

i do not own helluva boss . 18+ only ( blog contains adult themes : sexual, violence, gore, drug mention, ect. / minors do not follow because you will be blocked ) . no god - modding . no drama only clowns . open to public and mutuals asks . expect sporadic activity .

                mun is pst / 25+ / she + they pronouns . moniker : SALEM

WALLY .

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full name . walter wallace wackford alias . wally kind . imp from greed ring gender . cis male sexuality . money age . decades old / mid - late forties in imp years

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height . 5′4″ eye color . hazel body type . lanky accent . southern / transatlantic ( rarely ) dominant hand . ambidextrous scars . none

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occupation .

torch vendor at loo loo land ( formerly )

host / hype man at the harvest moon festival

bartender at ozzie’s

black market dealer

owner of wacky wally wackford’s wacky idea “ factory ”

[wallywackford]

Hey folks! Came on to say that I hope everyone has a great holiday. You'll probably still see me around for those of you who already know my socials. For now take care everyone!

[wallywackford]

Not sure what's with all the followers since I'm totally not around much but hello folks!

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Haven’t been here! I’ve become more private so long story short I’ve been busy. Hope everyone has been ok ^^

[jizzarolli]

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alastor and wally bumping into each other at the swamps

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alastor and wally chilling in the swamps like

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me on the train thinking about how Wally’s horns could be mistaken for branches in the darkness of the swamp lmao oof

[sorry]

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

[wallywackford]

so i found out today that @fizzarolli listens to farting noises

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take a tour at the swamp and you hear this song being played in the distance until your boat creeps closer, and closer until you see an imp bathe in blood plucking away at their banjo .

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❛ ★ — * .┊I think it’s safe to say that serial killer au for Wally has just become a part of his character at this point. This silver fox is a conman and a murderer and he’s so good at hiding bodies it’s like, authority most likely knows he guts/bribes people to sell/and sells their parts but nobody can find any evidence to put him in the Punishment District.

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HEADCANON. HIS EYES

❛ ★ — * .┊the saying goes that the eyes are the window to someone’s soul —- if that someone isn’t Wackford. known for his wide smile and deceptively grand moustache, his eyes are the true menace to his unpredictable game. vertical beaded pupils that allow an array of hunting ground for a predator in the wild. if you can picture a place in the city or the outskirts of town into the vast expanse of evergreens and swamps in some of Hell’s circles, Wackford has most likely been there before.

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wonka willy

coming to smack a clown

@fizzarolli​ your gobstopper won’t last im telling you

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Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971)

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Collapsible top hat with original box by Dunlap and Co., 1900, Cincinnati, Ohio.

[wallywackford]

WALLY ANSWERS. @shakesinshake​​ : " no offense, but you look like shit. "

❛ ★ — * .┊“ none taken at all why, i’d be quite a scoundrel if i were t’ pretend that this ‘ere sort of business exudes nothing but cleanliness. if you ain’t sweatin or bleedin’ are ya’ even workin’ ?! ” he’s just going to wipe the BLOOD off his forehead.

&. 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.