For uh, legal purposes, I'm not real Walmart, okay guys? :)
I'm Walmart
Whatever pronouns, I suppose :3
DNI homophobes, transphobes, racists, pedophiles, bots, ect
I don't do donations, mod is a minor.
Now, go, be silly
Signed-
Walmart

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

bliss lane
taylor price

titsay
Show & Tell
Today's Document

Jimmy Eat World
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Game of Thrones Daily
noise dept.
The Bright Sessions
Phantogram Three
NASA

shark vs the universe
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d e v o n
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Doug Jones
Color Me Curious
Keni

seen from Malaysia
seen from Iraq

seen from Venezuela
seen from Chile
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Puerto Rico
seen from Bangladesh

seen from Germany

seen from Austria
seen from Taiwan
seen from Philippines
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Kenya
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Philippines
seen from United States
@walmart-official-blog
For uh, legal purposes, I'm not real Walmart, okay guys? :)
I'm Walmart
Whatever pronouns, I suppose :3
DNI homophobes, transphobes, racists, pedophiles, bots, ect
I don't do donations, mod is a minor.
Now, go, be silly
Signed-
Walmart
presses button that nukes all walmarts
@walmart-official-blog
wait whats that- oh nO ITS A NUKE-
*explodes*
Homophobic grandparents bought me two sketchbooks and the first thing I'm using it for is Yuri art
If this gets 1k notes I'll share the art
Deadline is in 10 hours
Deadline in 8 hours. Still needs 975 notes or I don't share it
@walmart-official-blog
SHARE THE YURI
THEY DID!!!!!!
AWESOME.
ITS BEAUTIFUL.
Homophobic grandparents bought me two sketchbooks and the first thing I'm using it for is Yuri art
If this gets 1k notes I'll share the art
Deadline is in 10 hours
Deadline in 8 hours. Still needs 975 notes or I don't share it
@walmart-official-blog
SHARE THE YURI
Happy new years everyone :)
is your refrigerator running?
refrigerators*. and yes, they are running, a MARATHON.
lets see YOUR refrigerators do THAT @walmart-official-blog
If someone's refrigerator was running, they'd have to catch is to get whatever that's inside
I don't think that's a very useful feature to add to a fridge, Costco
hey @walmart-official-blog,
wanna get registered at @registry-offical to be tumblr enemies?
i mean i hate you and you hate me so…
itd only make sense.
Sure :)
That sounds fair.
Consider this a rivalry.
@costco-offical vs @walmart-official-blog
Choose:
costco-offical
walmart-official-blog
@costco-offical & @walmart-official-blog
remember that i sell hotdogs and walmart doesn’t
we sell hotdogs!
Just not like... cooked...
BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER
i come from skibidis and sigmas and gooners who edge god
@walmart-official-blog
What..?
Hello, gender-non-specific sibling.
Woah
Hey there :0
oh god
Trick or treat?
Pls can I have candy evil man gave me a dog treat :(
ok! you get a candy. ok?
so manly.
Can't believe @i-am-inside-your-bones didn't accept my treat
These cookies are very yummy
(Tomboy also wanted one. Ignore that she's flying please)
...Did you steal the treats from somewhere? They don't look... "evil"
Maybe
Wouldn't it be funny if I tagged Satan and told him you stole treats from his buddy's dog?
I stole them from @walmart-official-blog because there was no evil Walmart to steal from
how dare you
@fbi--offical
I don't know where theres a police officer but i would like to report petty theft
i come from skibidis and sigmas and gooners who edge god
@walmart-official-blog
What..?
My old nemesis . . .
Hello again
*Dramatic music*
I now work at @mcdonalds-offical :3
how do I make fries
I'm trying to work at @walmart-official-blog, BUT THEY WON'T EMAIL ME BACK AFTER ALMOST 20 DAYS!
I HAVEN'T RECEIVED ANY EMAILS, BUD
AND WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY
Whats a reason that you should work here :D
//I am talking about the actual Walmart, but still
Because I want those cardboard stands on the scanners for Mario Kart World at store entrances.
Sounds good to me, you're hired :D
//that's alright, heh
I now work at @mcdonalds-offical :3
how do I make fries
I'm trying to work at @walmart-official-blog, BUT THEY WON'T EMAIL ME BACK AFTER ALMOST 20 DAYS!
I HAVEN'T RECEIVED ANY EMAILS, BUD
AND WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE DELAY
Whats a reason that you should work here :D
MASSIVELY IMPORTANT QUESTION
Hello you crazy kids and slightly older people!! I have a deeply important question for YOU today! Should I create an alternate blog and join the likes of @satan-offical in the "OFFICAL-VERSE". Comment or repost with your answer to this question and in a few days I shall be answering. Bye nerds..
HMMMMMMM sure
Join the officalverse
always more room !
offical :0
this is a rickroll
this, too, is a rickroll
and take a wild guess what this one is
you won’t know the secret unless you click on the links
Fuck yes. Good one.
Motherfucker
worth it lmao
Not worth it
you just have bad opinions
Really thought it would just be 3 rickrolls. I’m pleasantly surprised. I fucking love this
you have good opinions
stik bug