WalmartParker

Shit posting professional dnp, dropout and heated rivalry

[livelaughlok1]

i miss her <3

[sharpiewhiskerd]

guys i just adopted this bonded pair today and one of them is so sweet already🥰🥰 the curly one is still a work in progress😅

[walmartparker]

The movie franchise Shrek perpetuates the idea of "all of my enemies must die" and that the only way to make change is to kill the small-minded.

[lyraisnotonfire]

this fanfic shit is easy

[walmartparker]

I miss my partner so much I might start dying shit green

[dyingsnail]

he really kicked his pussy up the wall wall with this video

[miscelium]

the way that hudson’s entire role in the madwoman music video was to lounge dripping wet and half naked in tiny shorts while everyone of all genders oogled him. slut of biblically greedy proportions

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[rachosaurusrex]

happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes!

[lula2481]

this Hudson gives me Joji vibes

[squirrel-stowaway]

you’re laughing. the “mr. questions” ribbon is over his mouth where the questions come from and you’re laughing.

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[iressails]

Heated Rivalry | Uppies

[valentinemira]

🥰

[fuckrozanov]

come to my cottage where there’s no slamming doors and we don’t walk on eggshells and you don’t have to think about how as a child you memorized the sounds of footsteps on the hardwood and who they belonged to and how much to shrink yourself depending on the answer. don’t go back to russia because you always come back to me in pieces and pretend you don’t need to be put back together. i know a place that won’t break you. come to my house. we’ll have so much fun. i want to watch tv with you. i want to knock elbows with you while we brush our teeth. i want to taste your mouth while its still warm from your coffee; to suck syrup off your fingers at the table. i want every mundane luxury we’ve never allowed ourselves to have. it’s so private, no one will know. because they can’t. and for now it’s okay; i’m not ready for the world to have us when there’s so many ways i’ve yet to have you. we’d have a week, or even two, and it still won’t be enough. how do you make up for almost ten years of never seeing a sunrise together. never kissing with morning breath. all the things i might already know if i never left that time you asked me to stay. we’ll be completely alone, together, with our clothes in the same laundry basket and your hair on my pillowcase and the enormity of everything i want touching every corner of every room.

[walmartparker]

I want to personally apologize to Connor Storrie for zooming into his nipples and face on as many of his photos as possible. I PROMISE ITS BECAUSE I WANNA SEE IF THERES RANDOM PIERCING HOLES!

[walmartparker]

“Hudson can you fight” “Katelyn can you fight” WRONG! Can I join? Can I watch? Stop this monogamous propaganda!

[hrgifs]

hollanov + working up to holding hands