WalmartParker

Shit posting professional dnp, dropout and heated rivalry

[walmartparker]

I really like the bit of Phil being bisexual in different AUs, like I understand those boys are GAY, but I think it’s so funny to make Phil bi.

[what1sgo1ngon]

CLAWING AT THE WALLS OF MY FUCKING ENCLOSURE

[diphowell]

Ok now that you brought it up can we talk about Dan forgetting about the PINOF kiss? Because… how? I understand it was almost 17 years ago, but it was also one of their first kisses, if not the first.

I’m not saying he’s lying, I’m just very very confused.

i mean i guess it’s possible he’s lying but also some of us just have turbo style memory issues so 🤷

[diphowell]

this too! like we know he remembers meeting phil and filming pinof in some capacity. if he forgets specifics of when they kissed in that time almost 17 years ago i think that’s understandable.

[walmartparker]

especially when you can't tell that part of the story, and probably don't talk about it that much! I remember the story of getting with my partner PERFECTLY because I tell the story very often. Dan and Phil never got to tell that part of the story, and it was only theorised by phannies, many of the more "romantic" or "boyfriend" moments from the past 16 years is more likely to be forgotten

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[where-is-the-sam-standee]

The Sam standee is in the "VFX: Car on Fire" scene from the Velocipastor!

[phovaries]

dnp full circle and are now doing the ao3 author sorry for the late update but my house exploded authors note <3

[ahappyphjl]

hey ummmm. dan and phil kissed in front of the camera while filming pinof 1. and they’re not married… yet. and they call each other homeslice. and sing together while doing the dishes. does anyone know how to process this.

[in-ex-piration]

Saw someone say it felt like this in the comments of the phupload and I was struck by inspiration

[weneedtogetofftheseaaaaa]

[where-is-the-sam-standee]

At (or in) the touching pool at an aquarium

The Sam standee is in the Shark & Ray Interaction touch pool at the Georgia Aquarium!

[livelaughlok1]

i miss her <3

[sharpiewhiskerd]

guys i just adopted this bonded pair today and one of them is so sweet already🥰🥰 the curly one is still a work in progress😅

[walmartparker]

The movie franchise Shrek perpetuates the idea of "all of my enemies must die" and that the only way to make change is to kill the small-minded.

[lyraisnotonfire]

this fanfic shit is easy

[walmartparker]

I miss my partner so much I might start dying shit green

[dyingsnail]

he really kicked his pussy up the wall wall with this video

[miscelium]

the way that hudson’s entire role in the madwoman music video was to lounge dripping wet and half naked in tiny shorts while everyone of all genders oogled him. slut of biblically greedy proportions