In the life of a cart pusher

I should let it be known upfront that I dislike my neighbors to the north with a passion. Canadians are my least favorite part of working out in the parking lot. There's very little that they do that doesn't make me angry. I know, I should probably get some therapy. But making this blog is cheaper. Most of my posts will probably be anti-Canadian. So sorry about that. I just need to vent.

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Customers don’t understand “In-store use only”. Look how far away they brought the electric cart!

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Back in August the store actually invested money in telling customers to return their carts. I couldn’t believe it!

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Latter - Intrested - Latter

Unless you meant to say you wanted a “ladder” shift...

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I’ve lost all control

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Tiswwy

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I think I see a case of monkey see, monkey do

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this is why I don’t go to Walmart anymore

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The night was going so well until I discussed with a cop and members of management about a getting a restraining order

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

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I had to help a customer during my last shift get 36 gallons of milk. To my surprise, she wasn’t Canadian. Instead she just needed the milk for her restaurant.

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Tonight was the last shift for my best friend at work. He was hired in 2002 and of the 12 years there, 7 of those years with me. I’ll miss him immensely.

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I work 2 shifts in the next 20 days.

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I’m glad I already asked the CSMs if I could work on the GM side on Sunday. Can’t wait to see who will freak out and have a problem with it.

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I found Mr. Seal in a cart back in May of 2010. Five years later and I think he’s still somewhere in my backseat.

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It’s comical when the lowest ranked stockman tries to dictate how things are going to be run. What world are you living in?

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NBTL!

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Aw, Butch quit. That’s too bad.

*happy dance!*

But don’t worry. He still had to come to Walmart 3 times within a 24 hour span.