Waluigi Oil Ceo

Official Ceo of the company Waluigi Oil.

[waluigioilofficial]

Too many of you followers are Homestuck fans, wahy are you following big oil

[waluigioilofficial]

WHERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM I'M GETTING LIKE BOMBED

[waluigioilofficial]

This account wahs supposed to be DEAD where are you all coming from. Big oil stays on top?

[sm64mario]

explain this

[waluigioilofficial]

We ground them up.

[sm64mario]

which'a worse, landlord or oil baron?

[sm64mario]

this is'a nice

i'a like you'a thinking

[sm64mario]

waluigi'a definitely doing it the evil way though

[waluigioilofficial]

Yeah dude fuck you too.

[instantmonkeysonline]

why are we assuming luigi's oil is petroleum and not, like, olive oil? or just his own natural body oils

[waluigioilofficial]

That's what I do, but donta you tell anyone

[mariotennisdaisy]

hi i'm daisy

[mariotennisdaisy]

hi i'm daisy

[mariotennisdaisy]

hi i'm daisy

[mariotennisdaisy]

hi i'm daisy

[mariotennisdaisy]

hi i'm d

[spectroacha]

[mariotennisdaisy]

hi i'm daisy

[sm-64-luigi]

Hello! She’s’a Daisy!

She can’a (and will) break your kneecaps!

You may’a call her Crazy!

But I do not care what You’a think!

For she is my’a sweet Daisy!

And I love her, I do!

[sm64waluigi]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES IVE HAD TO GET REPLACEMENT KNEECAPS

[sm-64-luigi]

…Be happy the mushroom kingdom has’a free healthcare?

[waluigioilofficial]

Not if I have anything to do about it.

[sm64mario]

Today'a sponsored by the cow from Moo Moo Farm

[waluigioilofficial]

And not me. showing the clear bias from Mario out in its true form!

[sm64waluigi]

if you took luigi's job at the mansion everyboo would be scared shitless of you

I BET I WOULDNT EVEN NEED A VACCUM CLEANER TO GET RID OF THOSE GOULS

[waluigioilofficial]

Hey man, ghosts are a large percentage of my buyers. Could you not scare them away man.

Wah and all that

[sm64mario]

Orbital Mario Cannon charging...

[waluigioilofficial]

Hey man. Just aim it away from Yoshi's island, that's where all my oil is.

[fart-poop-daily]

we need more women. 3,822,561,000 isn't enough.

[citypop-sibling-deactivated2022]

thank you trans women

[fart-poop-daily]

thank you trans women

[certifiedgirlthing]

thank you trans women

[unyieldingsilence]

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[waluigioilofficial]

Thank you trans women (who buy my oil)

[sm64mario]

which'a worse, landlord or oil baron?

[sm64mario]

this is'a nice

i'a like you'a thinking

[sm64mario]

waluigi'a definitely doing it the evil way though

[waluigioilofficial]

Yeah dude fuck you too.

[a-mysterious-man]

[waluigioilofficial]

This ShyGuy Mad Big Waluigi Oil is extracting from Yoshi's island

[sm64mario]

which'a worse, landlord or oil baron?

[sm64mario]

this is'a nice

i'a like you'a thinking

[sm64mario]

waluigi'a definitely doing it the evil way though

[sm64waluigi]

WAHAH YOU KNOW IT

[waluigioilofficial]

Don't even joke lad.

[sm64mario]

which'a worse, landlord or oil baron?

[sm64mario]

this is'a nice

i'a like you'a thinking

[sm64mario]

waluigi'a definitely doing it the evil way though

[ashensamurai]

waluigi is selling people massive quantities of dyed vegetable oil to fuel their machines. respect the scam

[waluigioilofficial]

I'll pay you in oil if you keep quiet.

[sm64mario]

which'a worse, landlord or oil baron?

[sm64mario]

this is'a nice

i'a like you'a thinking

[sm64mario]

waluigi'a definitely doing it the evil way though

[waluigioilofficial]

Yeah dude fuck you too.