Mystery Is The Gist(ery)

[a-mysterious-man]

I think you’re a little insane. I honestly don’t know much about you, and considering your url I imagine that is kind of the point. I think you like tf2? And people who like tf2 are always a little wacky in the head and maybe a little rash but they’re normally pretty cool. You post pretty consistently which is more than I can say for myself, and you put interesting things on my dash which I appreciate. We walk in different but adjacent circles so the kind of things that you bring to my tumblr experience are just enough out of my normal everyday content that I have to stop and think about it for a second, and pondering the universe is always neat. Also I have no idea how old you are?? Like I really doubt you’re over 25, but anything between 14 and 25 is fair game. You’d be very socially aware for a 14 year old but I’d believe it I guess? You’re probably not 14 but. I don’t know where I was going with this bit I’m just padding this out for length.

You seem like the kind of person whose favorite pokemon would be Claydol.

You’re government assigned hex color code is #898597

Have a nice day :3

Multiple things.

First, hai electro :p (I think)

Second, yes, I do enjoy tf2. I have never played it, (sad) but I do enjoy the content that comes out of it.

Third, haha yeah I'm fucking crazy. A little bit of a silly billy. Maybe a bit psycho. Who knows? :)

Fourth, if by "post consistently," you mean "post every day," then yes, I post consistently. However, posting times can vary from the very start of my day to 12 at night. Insomniac gang.

Fifth, for obvious reasons, I'm not going to share my exact age, but that range isn't too far off the mark! Not bad!

Sixth, Claydol is WAY off the mark for my favorite Pokémon. Hell, Claydol isn't even my favorite ghost type. Keep searching.

Seventh, I looked up Hex Code #898597, and that color definitely just resonates with me. I don't know if that's what you meant, but the color just speaks to me. Good one.

And finally, you too. Have a good one, person I think is electro. Stay Mysterious. I'll be in touch.

[mousidy]

the delicate art of cracking someone's egg honestly has a lot of parallels to trying to help a friend who you think might be in an abusive relationship

[jackosystem]

often you will have to do both at once

[mousidy]

OFTEN YOU WILL HAVE TO DO BOTH AT ONCE

[brightgoat]

FIGHT!! Or flight...

The Illager and Piglin forces clash as the Raiders try to keep the horde away from their almost completed portal, and as the Piglins try to recapture the one Villager- further convinced of its value as a resource from how its been helping the Raiders... but suddenly....

Minecraft: My World AU - Nether Arc Part 15

CLOSE UPS:

[brightgoat]

Having remembered that Piglins can be swayed with gold, Nil gives the Raiders an idea, but it takes some convincing and even more bluffing...

Minecraft: My World AU - Act II - Nether Arc Part 9

[iamnotlanuk]

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it

[moderndaymadscientist]

Hey do you like the flower creature

I DOOOO I DOOO I LOVE THEM I have one actually his name is Randy and he sucks

This is Randy he sucks and I love him

[a-mysterious-man]

Hiiii Randy :>

[valtsv]

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

[amazoogle]

[kvothbloodless]

Hey. Hey!

[puke-ur-gutz]

[katycreep]

They scare the hoes away

[a-mysterious-man]

Bitch they ARE the hoes!

[leidensygdom]

i spent 20 minutes to edit this meme which is great proof of how im feeling rn

[yourlocalrattyguy]

"The term "egg" is for trans women because inside an egg is a chick!!!"

Uhm I dunno about you but there was a cock in mine

[the-haiku-bot]

“The term "egg” is for

trans women because inside

an egg is a chick!!!“

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[inkpun]

[inkpun]

You beat Splatoon Raiders with no lives lost and no upgrades you get the Deep Cut Unskippable Sex Scene

[a-mysterious-man]

The Deep Cut Sex Scene is just them fucking, the player only watches.

[letterful]

[anti-parent]

Solidarity with Children

this book is out now!!! it's a short read, less than 200 pages, and it's SO good. i literally had to pause halfway through just to send the author a message about how much i liked it. definitely leans more utopian than scientific, but that makes sense given the format, and i think it has a lot of good things to say.

once you really start thinking about how restrictive the world is for children and how many bullshit justifications we retroactively come up for it all the time, you can't stop seeing it everywhere. this book makes a good case for including children in our political efforts not as rhetorical devices but as an actual class of oppressed people.

[a-mysterious-man]

[lcandthings]

My final contribution to pride month 2026

[a-mysterious-man]

Now that Deltarune Yesterday the fucking Pandora's Button is rolling around on my dash again

[mxboxlocks]

happy Let Papyrus Say Fuck Day ft mettaton

(this is not ENTIRELY canon to the main papyrune comic. this scene does happen but it's a lot less rushed and a little different visually lol)

[unwelcome-ozian]

[roach-works]

when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.

the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.

anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.

[kyraneko]

given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse

[a-mysterious-man]

Expecting? I was hoping.

[reallobocorp]

Extraction of E.G.O::Awaited Day - Complete

cant say it was the easiest task, given yall decided to throw me at an aleph straight away, so i took some initiative and also extracted commodity for SOMETHING

its not much of a looker but whos expecting a teth to be

but yeah, YOURE WELCOME for not getting myself immediately KILLED on the field

observations will resume shortly 😎