Random shit

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.

[bob-belcher]

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

[guy]

at least i tried

[princessrhcenyra]

[fadedfemales]

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

[oknope]

I still care about my grades but have no motivation to do any type of work????????????????????

[tumboy]

[walurs-hats]

taco bell employee: how are you today?

me: crunchwrap supreme

[memewhore]

[walurs-hats]

bf: hey babe hold my hand

me: no it's hot outside

bf: but bab-

me: it is 97 degrees. i do not want my hand to be dripping in sweat by the time we let go. satan himself has cursed this day with this heat, i'm not going to feed his hunger with my pain.

bf:

me: :-)

[youngstero]

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

[doctorwho-the-fuck-are-you]

HoLy FuCk

[freaknoid]

1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D

[hyourinmaruice]

oh my god I cannot breathe

[hivibrations]

I literally choked at the end.

[actualdogvines]

“How she welcomes me home everyday. ❤️”

[fkn-rage]

LMAO!

[knty4news]

Most Iconic Lip Sync Song in Drag Race Herstory.

[tylerposeysslampiece-deactivate]

I’m so done. I’m done

[twitterlols]