Eleven-ships

41 years old, from Sweden. aroace, love my dogs, cats and horses. Shipping Sterek, Destiel, McDanno, Stucky, Drarry, Merthur, SasuNaru, Rizzles, Clizzy, Buddie and Cherik

[takaraphoenix]

That 'making a deal with an elf and giving up your first born' thing with the human going 'Okay. When do we start?' but it's Sterek.

Alpha Derek who protects the woods and makes deals with the townspeople to protect them in exchange for their firstborn joining his pack and thus joining the protection of the town. It's how he got Boyd, Erica and Isaac (loophole of the firstborn already being dead) to be his Betas.

When Stiles comes to him, Derek is a little confused because Stiles is definitely too young to have a kid old enough to join the pack. But it's okay. Derek can be patient. He can tell Stiles is genuinely concerned for the town. But when the deal is truck...

Stiles: Okay, when do we start

Derek, confused: Start with what?

Stiles: I just promised you my firstborn. I don't have one yet. These take like nine months to be done. So we should start

Derek, even more confused: We should start

Derek, appalled: I would never force myself onto anyone--

Stiles, very deliberately looking Derek up and down: No force needed. Well, wouldn't mind a little manhandling

Derek, flustered for the first time in his life: ...

[hopeurok]

Ever After — 1998 dir. Andy Tennant

[emziess]

He did ballet Ballroom dancing // He was a punk 9-1-1, S09E11

[hellacatz-blog]

[fixkit]

#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step

[ledamemangociana]

#if i fits i sits

[shieldofiron]

Derek being the big bad dangerous wolf but Stiles is most attracted to his secret boring self.

Stiles: u up? What r u wearing?

Derek: My night guard so I don’t grind my teeth it wakes me up.

Stiles: ffuck

Stiles: what r you wearing? Like clothes

Derek: Eli got me pj pants for Christmas.

[catasters]

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

he transformed... magical pot...

[peanutkix]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Urn of Cat Transmogrification; a cat placed into the urn will come out a different color

[fuckyeahh50gifs]

it’s not fifty, it’s five-0 one set per episode » 314

[911onabcbts]

Potential plot from Oliver’s new movie ‘Cut Your Teeth.’ It’s not known who he will be playing yet.

[maeaaron]

idk if stiles dad having high cholesterol and stuff is part of the show ( I’ve never watched it, I purely read fanfic for funsies) but my favorite part of every fic is when they make sure that man is on a STRICT diet. stiles run a strict household.

[purpleceline]

With all the excitement around Heated Rivalry (which I will never apologize for), I completely forgot to post this cute Sterek sketch I did last year. Ah, Sterek, one of the last strongholds of queerbaiting--they'll live on in fandom, but think of what this could have been. *_*

Regardless, the potential will always be there, and for me it works, so :P

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[chryza]

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

[shark-smooches]

why are they so polite why do they roll after grabbing em, gonna make me cry :c

[rhodeys]

harassing your furniture vs harassed by your furniture

[bark-barkley]

[pretty-fishy]

Honestly if season 10 doesn't give me Theo-Chris Siblingism then what is the point of anything ever at all

[tweetsongs]

it's such a hilarious waste how they never put harry in any sort of danger or bad situation that he could've used bobby's knife (The Knife of Bobby) to get himself out of. chekhov's little knife.

[oliverstarkcloset]

Where?: Oliver Stark at Dream It Conventions First Responders Reunion 7 at the DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Orlando at SeaWorld in Orlando, Florida.

When?: May 24, 2026

What?: Hermès Slim d'Hermès Manufacture 39.5mm Watch

Where to get?:

Worn with: Ralph Lauren Shirt, Bracelets are Gifts from Fans

📷©: dreamitcon on Instagram

[jungwildeandfree]

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

[jungwildeandfree]

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.