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@wandering-zystra
Intro post!
Greetings there, traveler. Hast thou come to ask thee something?
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This is my new blorbo zystra.
They/it pronouns, though any are fine.
Zystra is kind of like an aged-up driftlin/young fayforn. It still has many, many decades before becoming an adult fayforn, so they probably won't change much.
Despite being much, much older than most bugs, they are still very young in fayforn years.
They speak very fancy because they want to
some references below
2000 notes on this post by this time tomorrow and I'll fill in for @bell-beast-official
Update: new rule states that you must enter only 1 comment per account and reblog only once per account (in both cases, alts will be excused). Let's get this to 100 notes legitimately if anything :)
Update 2: 60 notes within half an hour. That was quick, I'll say.
Update 3: changed the goal post drastically
Update 4: Taking some feedback from @grandexcessivecoremode, I will not only be beckoning the officalverse but also will increase the comment and reblog limit from 1 each to 3 each
2000 notes on this post by this time tomorrow and I'll fill in for @bell-beast-official
Update: new rule states that you must enter only 1 comment per account and reblog only once per account (in both cases, alts will be excused). Let's get this to 100 notes legitimately if anything :)
Update 2: 60 notes within half an hour. That was quick, I'll say.
Update 3: changed the goal post drastically
Update 4: Taking some feedback from @grandexcessivecoremode, I will not only be beckoning the officalverse but also will increase the comment and reblog limit from 1 each to 3 each
100 notes on this post by this time tomorrow and I'll fill in for @bell-beast-official
Update: new rule states that you must enter only 1 comment per account and reblog only once per account (in both cases, alts will be excused). Let's get this to 100 notes legitimately if anything :)
Update 2: 60 notes within half an hour. That was quick, I'll say.
How do you feel about the Weavenest in Mount Fay?
The structure fascinates I, though I've never quite explored its insides. It is simply too warm for mine body.
*pet pet*
I will allow thee to pet me.
Ah amazing! It is a transtrans! I am unable to behold creatures such as thee very often! Thou's colours and pronouns fascinate mine mind!
@wandering-zystra
hey thanks
you can share my colors if you want
I shall do so happily!
i can't stop imagining you talking like a vampire for some reason and it never ceases to make me die laughing TwT
A... vampire? Mine self is curious about what you are talking about.
(ooc: fluffy vampire)
On a scale of 1 to 100 how fluffy are you?
I shall say about 75. Mine body has the softest fur, but alas there is not an overwhelming amount of it like a flea has.
So what? Is that all? Some bug left ink-graffiti in the lower levels?
You should see it. Right about where the ol’ bellway meets some of the cells. I’ve been meaning to rinse some old rags and scrub it off because it’s that uncanny.
Can’t be that bad, can it? You must just suck at being brave.
This is our fucking house, Derek!
Man- why do bugs act like this? I hear somewhere they want workers and laborers to be respected and then they’ll act like utter pricks to guys like us. Atleast we’re employed, huh?
In a sense. Just more reason for us to piss on em’, I figure.
…
P-please tell me you don’t actually fucking do that, man. That is low.
I am saying they don’t respect us, so we shouldn’t be expected to respect them! Simple mathematics!
Ugh…
(They start to see a bright light descending. At first it is bright, but it slowly gets more blinding as it seems to get close.)
… What?
(Phil gasps as the light gets closer to the ground of the Slab’s roof. He points at it.)
A UFO!
Phil! Those are never real!
BUT THIS ONE IS, JUST LOOK!
I… Ough-hell, my eyes!? Who’s up there?!
(The light is now blinding, you can't even slightly look up without having your vision go completely dark.)
Hello there. I do have but a simple request for you simple bugs.
… WHAT.
Yes thing! What could you possibly need?
Phil… Shining thing, please leave. I cannot fucking see.
(It's voice gets louder and the thing gets brighter as it descenes.)
MINE SELF REQUIRES...
A CHEEZ-IT.
… Huh? God-thing I don’t… I don’t know what that is…
Yes thing!
… Oh, huh, there you go.
I AM PLEASED. GOODBYE NOW.
(The light starts dimming as the creature starts ascending again)
So what? Is that all? Some bug left ink-graffiti in the lower levels?
You should see it. Right about where the ol’ bellway meets some of the cells. I’ve been meaning to rinse some old rags and scrub it off because it’s that uncanny.
Can’t be that bad, can it? You must just suck at being brave.
This is our fucking house, Derek!
Man- why do bugs act like this? I hear somewhere they want workers and laborers to be respected and then they’ll act like utter pricks to guys like us. Atleast we’re employed, huh?
In a sense. Just more reason for us to piss on em’, I figure.
…
P-please tell me you don’t actually fucking do that, man. That is low.
I am saying they don’t respect us, so we shouldn’t be expected to respect them! Simple mathematics!
Ugh…
(They start to see a bright light descending. At first it is bright, but it slowly gets more blinding as it seems to get close.)
… What?
(Phil gasps as the light gets closer to the ground of the Slab’s roof. He points at it.)
A UFO!
Phil! Those are never real!
BUT THIS ONE IS, JUST LOOK!
I… Ough-hell, my eyes!? Who’s up there?!
(The light is now blinding, you can't even slightly look up without having your vision go completely dark.)
Hello there. I do have but a simple request for you simple bugs.
… WHAT.
Yes thing! What could you possibly need?
Phil… Shining thing, please leave. I cannot fucking see.
(It's voice gets louder and the thing gets brighter as it descenes.)
MINE SELF REQUIRES...
A CHEEZ-IT.
So what? Is that all? Some bug left ink-graffiti in the lower levels?
You should see it. Right about where the ol’ bellway meets some of the cells. I’ve been meaning to rinse some old rags and scrub it off because it’s that uncanny.
Can’t be that bad, can it? You must just suck at being brave.
This is our fucking house, Derek!
Man- why do bugs act like this? I hear somewhere they want workers and laborers to be respected and then they’ll act like utter pricks to guys like us. Atleast we’re employed, huh?
In a sense. Just more reason for us to piss on em’, I figure.
…
P-please tell me you don’t actually fucking do that, man. That is low.
I am saying they don’t respect us, so we shouldn’t be expected to respect them! Simple mathematics!
Ugh…
(They start to see a bright light descending. At first it is bright, but it slowly gets more blinding as it seems to get close.)
… What?
(Phil gasps as the light gets closer to the ground of the Slab’s roof. He points at it.)
A UFO!
Phil! Those are never real!
BUT THIS ONE IS, JUST LOOK!
I… Ough-hell, my eyes!? Who’s up there?!
(The light is now blinding, you can't even slightly look up without having your vision go completely dark.)
Hello there. I do have but a simple request for you simple bugs.
So what? Is that all? Some bug left ink-graffiti in the lower levels?
You should see it. Right about where the ol’ bellway meets some of the cells. I’ve been meaning to rinse some old rags and scrub it off because it’s that uncanny.
Can’t be that bad, can it? You must just suck at being brave.
This is our fucking house, Derek!
Man- why do bugs act like this? I hear somewhere they want workers and laborers to be respected and then they’ll act like utter pricks to guys like us. Atleast we’re employed, huh?
In a sense. Just more reason for us to piss on em’, I figure.
…
P-please tell me you don’t actually fucking do that, man. That is low.
I am saying they don’t respect us, so we shouldn’t be expected to respect them! Simple mathematics!
Ugh…
(They start to see a bright light descending. At first it is bright, but it slowly gets more blinding as it seems to get close.)
*transforms you into a non-bugtonian fluid*
Awoo!!! :3
~ @fluffiestfleainpharloom
What a unique sound thou hast made! "Awoo!"
lollipop is food
A meal, thee says? I shall try a small portion!
(It bites a small piece off of it.)
What a sweet and extraordinary flavor! I shall keep this possession safe for later feasting!
