This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.
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This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.
its little floPPY EARS
Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.
Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!
My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!
Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.
If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.
MAGNIFICENT
Are straight people okay
You’re missing highlights such as:
MAKING EYE CONTACT
PICKING ANYTHING UP
WALKING (???)
COMPLIMENTING PEOPLE ON SOMETHING OBVIOUSLY DIFFERENT
EXERCISING
?????????
EATING IN PUBLIC
and my PERSONAL favourite:
EXISTING IN THE SAME SPACE AS A MAN
It's ok guys, it's a joke
Are you guys ready to see a picture from a local high school band practice during covid
Absolutely phenomenal
THERES MORE
my mom still says czechoslovakia
Your mom was alive when it was still called Czechoslovakia? I think she might be a time traveller bro...
when do you think it stopped being czechoslovakia
I'm 25 and I was taught it as "Czechoslovakia" in like 6th grade (~2006)..... I didn't even know that wasn't it's name anymore until maybe senior year of high school and it wasn't even in school that I found out that wasn't the name anymore..... The US education system is literally just dogshit
how do they think ther. how do they think theres mo.. how would they make more.. how do they think they make m. how would there still. where do they think new j. where do they think new je
the gävle goat is still standing as of december 6th 2020
dec 12 update: still standing
gävle goat is still standing dec 16th. more than half of the replies on every single tweet are people threatening to burn it down
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We have confirmation that within 6 hours the roast beast will hit all major metropolitan areas on the east coast
Good god
world gone to shit
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Is that zane from 1direction
this post ruined my life
omg ive been trying to look for this post
Quick Reminder...
The COVID-19 virus has not changed
Your immune system has not changed
There is no vaccine
There is no cure
What’s Different?
Fewer government-directed restrictions
That’s literally it: fewer lockdowns, closures, and stay-at-home orders, often due to political pressure.
But COVID-19 is still here. It’s still contagious. People are still getting it. People are still dying from it. Just because it’s not as prominent in the news does not mean that this 2020 story arc has concluded!
Please
Wash your hands
Continue social distancing
Wear a face mask
Protect high-risk and vulnerable people
Self-isolate if sick, quarantine if exposed
Help flatten the curve and contain the outbreaks
Source: I am an actual contact tracer and I just got home from a very long shift where we are having to reach out to more and more and more people as they are exposed to people with positive COVID-19 tests.
Please stay safe.
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