Reality?

She/her, Massachusetts. I go by the name of Kaz on here and am into various fandoms. I reblog quotes, anime, video games, and the occasional survey or two along with some personal posts here and there. I have a lot of high expectations for myself.

[anthropophagiie]

This tiny octopus, whose body measured about five centimeters across, was spotted swimming along at a depth of 825 meters as we explored Whiting Seamount, off Puerto Rico.

[pissedoffpineapple]

its little floPPY EARS

[hazeldomain]

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

[hazeldomain]

The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

[brainsforbabyjesus]

My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

[hazeldomain]

MAGNIFICENT

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

[yowie-wowie]

Are straight people okay

[vantasinmypantas]

You’re missing highlights such as:

MAKING EYE CONTACT

PICKING ANYTHING UP

WALKING (???)

COMPLIMENTING PEOPLE ON SOMETHING OBVIOUSLY DIFFERENT

EXERCISING

?????????

EATING IN PUBLIC

and my PERSONAL favourite:

EXISTING IN THE SAME SPACE AS A MAN

[littleredfox24]

It's ok guys, it's a joke

[butchfagminotaur]

[nvara-of-mortains-own]

[pandulces]

Are you guys ready to see a picture from a local high school band practice during covid

[pandulces]

Absolutely phenomenal

[pandulces]

THERES MORE

[bezakonik-deactivated20210314]

my mom still says czechoslovakia

[master-milenko]

Your mom was alive when it was still called Czechoslovakia? I think she might be a time traveller bro...

[bezakonik-deactivated20210314]

when do you think it stopped being czechoslovakia

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

[garnimalia]

I'm 25 and I was taught it as "Czechoslovakia" in like 6th grade (~2006)..... I didn't even know that wasn't it's name anymore until maybe senior year of high school and it wasn't even in school that I found out that wasn't the name anymore..... The US education system is literally just dogshit

[brucebocchi]

[discourse-detritivore]

how do they think ther. how do they think theres mo.. how would they make more.. how do they think they make m. how would there still. where do they think new j. where do they think new je

[chumbie]

the gävle goat is still standing as of december 6th 2020

[chumbie]

dec 12 update: still standing

[chumbie]

gävle goat is still standing dec 16th. more than half of the replies on every single tweet are people threatening to burn it down

[the-memedaddy]

notmeirl

[motherfucker-unlimited]

We have confirmation that within 6 hours the roast beast will hit all major metropolitan areas on the east coast

[oddity-txt]

Good god

[zvaigzdelasas]

world gone to shit

[okaytrue]

[lulz-time]

wtfstyls:

Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life

[hereby]

omg ive been trying to look for this post

[icarus-suraki]

Quick Reminder...

The COVID-19 virus has not changed

Your immune system has not changed

There is no vaccine

There is no cure

What’s Different?

Fewer government-directed restrictions

That’s literally it: fewer lockdowns, closures, and stay-at-home orders, often due to political pressure.

But COVID-19 is still here. It’s still contagious. People are still getting it. People are still dying from it. Just because it’s not as prominent in the news does not mean that this 2020 story arc has concluded!

Please

Wash your hands

Continue social distancing

Wear a face mask

Protect high-risk and vulnerable people

Self-isolate if sick, quarantine if exposed

Help flatten the curve and contain the outbreaks 

Source: I am an actual contact tracer and I just got home from a very long shift where we are having to reach out to more and more and more people as they are exposed to people with positive COVID-19 tests.

Please stay safe.

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

[uglysapphics]

let fat girls be princesses. let fat girls be goddesses draped in translucent gowns. let fat girls wear pastels and miniskirts and high-waisted shorts and crop tops. let fat girls wear leather boots and spike up their hair or shave it off completely. let fat girls be fat girls in their own way without any unnecessary limitations.

[mapsontheweb]

Range of the coconut crab

[dotraz]

Empire

[andthenrealitycrashesthrough]