Random Goodness To Go

Making your day suck a little less ^^ (I hope)

[fanonical]

normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.

[netheritenugget]

Normalize just digging into the side of a mountain to avoid making roofs in Minecraft

[wolfbeware]

yall need me to tap the sign?

here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit

i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings

in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it

honestly, have fun

[pixiis-blog]

I’ve had these saved for a long time and unfortunately don’t know the source either, but here are the other tutorials from this artist if anybody is interested!

[wanderingcloud35]

This!

[wanderingcloud35]

Writing Prompt:

You wake up in the morning, your head mildly throbbing with no memory of last night. As you sit up a blinding white light rocks your vision and you feel the dull stinging on your skin. You look down and see a tattoo that reads “Don’t get in the car” scrawled upon yourself in your own handwriting, along today’s date. Your phone vibrates and you check your messages. There’s someone outside waiting for you.

[wanderingcloud35]

I’m pretty convinced that the writers of Dreamworks are all secretly DnD Nerds.

Shrek: an unlikely Ranger/Barbarian saves a monk with aristocratic background.

Kung Fu Panda: How to be six monks but one of you is multiclassing.

How to Train your Dragon: Rangers, the trilogy

Monsters Vs Aliens: your wizard cast Grow and doesn’t know how to turn it off.

Road to El Dorado: A bard-rogue party weekend gone right(?)

Turbo: The most absurd use of Haste ever recorded.

[wanderingcloud35]

Film plot idea:

As PG-13 films get exactly 1 use of the heavy hitting swear words, a teen angst film whereupon the main characters individually experience increasingly bad days leading to the end of the world, and tickling right on the edge of using the F bomb or S grenade, but never quite getting there. “Ffffffffffffffrick.” “Oh sharpie.” And of course staring the literal incarnation of death in the face “oh yeah motherfrencher?”

At the end of the film when the plot is resolved and things are going back to the new normal, the credits roll. About 5 minutes into the credits there’s a teaser scene where the uncle/big sister/ grandparent bursts into the room where everyone is gathered and loudly exclaims “This place is fucking filthy.” And just walks out.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you hired a hit man on yourself but also hired a bodyguard, your life depends on who’s better at their job.

[thegreatgoddessnamedbees]

Plot twist, the hit man and the body gaurd fall in love.

[plaguethewaters]

Writing prompt my guys

[collectiveheadsofknuckle]

I imagine the client is just someone trying to get the two of them together the only way he knows they’ll cross paths.

[blasting-silence]

Animals With Unusual Color Mutations ❤️

ʙɪᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴏᴄᴋ

ᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ

sᴘᴏᴛʟᴇss ᴄʜᴇᴇᴛᴀʜ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴄʀᴏᴡ

ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

sᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇᴅ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴢᴇʙʀᴀ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴛᴀʙʙʏ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ (sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ᴛɪɢᴇʀ)

ʙɪᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴅɪɴᴀʟ

ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴘᴀɴᴅᴀ

ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ᴇʟᴋ

ɢᴏʟᴅᴇɴ ᴍᴏɴɢᴏᴏsᴇ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʙᴀᴅɢᴇʀ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʀᴀᴄᴏᴏɴ

ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴀʟɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴍᴏᴏsᴇ

ᴘɪɴᴋ ᴅᴏʟᴘʜɪɴ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟ

ᴘɪᴇʙᴀʟᴅ ᴅᴇᴇʀ

sᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ ʟᴇᴏᴘᴀʀᴅ

ᴇʀʏᴛʜʀɪsᴛɪᴄ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴊᴀᴄᴋᴀʟ

[wanderingcloud35]

You can’t lie to me nature, these are Shiny Pokémon in disguise

[woppy42]

rabb.it alternative

HELLO YES I have found an actual good solution to our dearly departed rabb.it!

It is…. *drumroll*… 

Discord screen sharing!

I think most people have Discord nowadays (and if you don’t, get it, it is eight million times better than Skype and requires way less personal information)

If you have a chat of up to 9 members, just hit that video call button

After the call starts, hit the “Screen Share” icon

Click the “Application Window” tab, then select the window that has Netflix/Hulu/Youtube/whatever open

Make sure that the “sound” toggle is on so that people can hear the sound playing in that window

And then once it’s shared, just pull up your Netflix/Youtube/whatever window up and press play! 

Only that window will be shared, so you can go back to the Discord window and chat with people without interrupting the video. You can voice chat over it as well, if you want!

The highest video settings without Nitro are 30fps, but when I tested it the video and audio were both pretty good. Better than rabbit, according to the friend I was testing it with. :D

The only drawback I’ve found is this: 

But overall, it seems like this is the best option compared to the limited rabbit alternatives I’ve tested so far. 

Go forth and watch stuff together! 

(screenshots pulled from this discord support page)

[woppy42]

A little more detail: Currently (July 9 2019) the only way to HOST is by using the Discord app on a Windows computer, but you can WATCH via the app, browser, or mobile app on Windows or Mac.

Also, audio might not work if you use firefox, so just open up your video in a Chrome browser and it should work fine.

If anyone else has tips to add, please do!

[demonoflight]

Toby Fox is living his best life

[wanderingcloud35]

Watch RDT 20190706 100139249043620346408387 GIF on Gfycat. Discover more related GIFs on Gfycat

[awesomage]

Cards Against Humanity + Expansions

[wanderingcloud35]

[nextlevelcaffeination]

Idea!

After discussing with longtime friend @chiikydoodles who was watching Star Wars: revenge of the sith -

A coffee shop/ pot dispensary in Colorado called The High Ground™. Built in a shop above a star wars themed bar called either cantina or Anakin. Preferably, Anakin. That way if anyone asks where I got that coffee: "it's over Anakin: I've got The High Ground™."

[wanderingcloud35]

@pmseymourva not sure if dad joke or shœwr thōt

[overvhelmed]

“Something will grow from what you are going through. And it will be you.”

— Unknown

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[prideprejudce]

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

[little-wolf-white-peacock]

That second one I’m screaming

[rosswoodpark]

‪GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something. ‬

[badjokesbyjeff]

I just learned the medical name for Viagra.

Mycoxaflopin

[wanderingcloud35]

@pmseymourva

Seymour I hope you realize that because of your message to eat the pizza I had pineapple onion peppers meat cheese and starch for breakfast which means you fed me all five food groups subliminally from hundreds of miles away. Put that in a video. I dare you.