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So you woke up and everything was ok. And then The Horrors started. I understand. Come sit by the fire, weary traveller, and rest. -------------------------------------------- This is your laid-back Adhd blog, providing refuge, cool vibes and quality foolishness to the intelligent idiot. Your mental oasis in the alpha quadrant. Please do not lick the walls or yell at the unicorn. -------------------------------------------- I'm Corny, your host. Soup-powered human-clown hybrid. Olde enough to know better. Dumb enough to try it anyway. My brain sometimes refuses to brain properly. Another fun fact about me is that i will just make noises. ------------------------------------------- Best advice i can give you is to change all your NN habits (normie normal) to WW's (whatever works). It’s okay to admit that ur obsessed with me and fantasize about me. Hug me. Rub my belly. You know you want to.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[shiftythrifting]

Recently spotted on Marketplace for £250

not gonna lie, kind of obsessed with this lil freak

I want 12 of them

[eldritchbauble]

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

[eldritchbauble]

I am so serious about the way people are taught to view themselves as separate from and above any other animal being the root cause of a lot of problems. You're not better than a beast.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr wanna hear my most angsty dumb edgy headcanon?

[buthowaminotdeadyet-deactivated]

do we get a choice?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

of course you have a choice! free will, that beloved gleaming prize, that cornerstone of humanity and philosophy, rests at your feet! you are forever free to choose your answers to any question, whether that answer is yes or no or any alternative! whether the answer is accurate or false or undetermined, only you can give it! only you can make that choice! what is your answer?

[i-am-gaywastaken]

We politely decline

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok so in Brother Bear’s famous “quit telling everyone i’m dead” “sometimes I can still hear his voice!” scene, the husband Edgar’s voice is only ever heard off-screen. so my headcanon is that either the wife is hallucinating her husband’s voice (which only we, the audience can hear) OR it’s one of her neighbors playing a cruel practical joke on an elderly widow, in which case he’s been gaslighting her long enough that she’s learned to ignore the evidence of her own ears.

(The alternate explanation is she has dementia and is so ill she can’t even remember whether her loved ones are alive or dead.)

[cryofthevalkyrie]

What happened to free will

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a valuable lesson! what the philosophers forget is that free will exists only to the extent the individual is allowed to make meaningful choices! though we are all capable of conscious thought & purposeful decision (which supposedly elevates us above the level of “mere beast”), this becomes irrelevant in the face of an indifferent and often openly malicious world that controls the fundamental factors of our lives. What is free will in a society that rips away all meaningful choice, that steals away the supposedly most sacrosanct of freedoms? You are always free to choose your answer, but it is the world that sets the questions and judges your grade! And the questions are multiple choice, with all wrong answers, and mostly boil down to “which way will you choose to suffer today?” And even if you give the “right” answer, the world may well ignore you on a whim!

Free will exists, but this is not a free world.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

since writing this I’ve settled on option 3) whenever her husband gets too annoying she just goes around telling people he’s dead

[despazito]

[dreamsy990]

[shiftythrifting]

Value Village, Edmonton Alberta Canada

what goes on in the back of spencer's?

[snowberry-pie]

this has been discussed before but reducing female characters to the girlboss braincell holder in the name of combating misogyny in fandom is ironically also a form of misogyny

[snowberry-pie]

people love love loooove to go on and on and on about whiteguy #135336843’s internal torment and the nuances of his writing and then when it comes time to talk about women it’s all um actually she can do no wrong and holds the braincell and babysits the boys like a mother hashtag feminism. i hope you fucking blow up

[autumnhobbit]

queen shit (and she was right)

[theadhdgoblin]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

one thing I respect the hell out of is little kids lying down on the floor in public. they have had ENOUGH and are ready to go HOME and are willing to be a HUGE INCONVENIENCE about it. we can learn so much from them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still thinking about how much WORSE running errands is for kids. they aren't even your errands! sure it sucks for adults, but kids are 1) forced to tag along, 2) no personal investment in the outcome, 3) get no say on location, duration, timing. a kid stuck in a grocery store aisle while their parent gossips with an acquaintance is a Hostage Situation. at the bare minimum hostages should be allowed to lie down and get some rest

[penpaladinjules]

My oldest kid was especially intolerant of extra bullshit during errands. He wanted a list of where we were going, and would get irate about new ones being added to the list after we started. He called this rule “No Secret Trips,” with special contempt reserved for the bank.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i think your kid should be put in charge of a major government agency. i want him ruling the FDIC with an iron fist. i want him usurping total control over the Department Of Motor Vehicles

[shiftythrifting]

Fantastic find today at the thrift store in sweden, if i may suggest what they say:

"So after that bitch stole my blocks I smashed my pb n j in her face and sent her on a meet and greet with Jesus"

"Was she the one that pushed you of the swings and colored over your drawing?"

"The very same"

"Oh that bitch had it coming!"

lol

[theabigailthorn]

we did it chat

House of the Dragon Season 3 drops in June

SHARAKO LOHAR IS BACK

I was on the carpet last night for the launch of HBO Max in the UK and Ireland, and chat... we did it. This is the big action role I've been training for, and it's made me an action star. Can't wait for you to see it. Thank you all for believing in me <3

no matter where I go and how crazy things get i'll always be a girl who stole her shoelaces from the president right here on the hellsite

[parkakeet]

there is like. a thriving outdoors influencer culture on TikTok. and it may be the worst ever. consumerism for people who claim to love the earth.

[catchymemes]

[stormbreeze]

🩶🤎 Hermosos !!!

[blignick]

[important-cat-pics]

[franettifritz]

OMG ITS THE IBIZA FINAL BOSS!!